"How many times are we going to have to race around here?" Amy Rose groaned while having a bored look on her face due to them racing through Manhattan for the 7th time in a row.
"Come on we can totally get through this with no problem." Tiny Kong explained for she then began farting out bananas due to using a special power up she stored in her pants.
Dick Dastardly cursed out while spinning about in his Mean Machine on the bananas. "Drat; these stupid idiots are doing worse cheating than me! This won't stand!"
Muttley just chuckled about that in turn caused Dick to hit him on the head. Dastardly got out a gun and began firing darts everywhere, with them hitting the tires of the various race cars for he then decided to take off, only to suddenly get zapped by King Ghidorah due to the space dragon conjuring up a thunderstorm over New York City.
"Looks like someone is going to need some fixing up." Dry Bowser pointed out while Petey laughed at this.
"Hey Richard do you need help?" Toadette and Meloetta sung together for they both began giggling while holding hands with each other.
"Shut up, all of you!" Dastardly cursed for he was quick to fix up his car while trying to avoid being zapped by Ghidorah's gravity beams, with Muttley taking the opportunity to chuckle yet again.
"What can I say?" Ghidorah suddenly spoke with his trio of lightning spewing yellow colored dragon heads, going into a laugh himself. "I crave chaos and attention! It's what I, err; we do."
While still being blasted by Ghidorah across the island of Manhattan, several of the racers took moments to think about other races involving them still having a wacky time but having certain other racers become involved as guests.
"Blasted drats! Those kids are freezing up the road!" Dick Dastardly snapped in annoyance for he and Muttley were frozen in a block of ice by the Ice Climbers who drove by while in an ice themed car for they were all in Moscow, with the Russia city proving to be a freezing course to drift around in. "at this rate I'll never be able to freeze up the others with my clever cheats!"
"Nya-ha!" Popo and Nana teased while the Ice Climber pair giggled and gave each other high fives, letting out frosty farts that helped propel them forward on the icy road their car caused while smacking blocks of ice into the other racers with their wooden mallets. "You'll never get us!"
"I'm afraid their right; we can't seem to get this cursed icy conditions away!" Chrom exclaimed in horror while slashing at the ice with his sword while munching away on a fish stick he brought with him.
Silver sighed for he was steering but also using his psychic power to send the blocks of ice heading towards them away. "It would help if you could take the wheel so I could focus more on-"
Eventually all the racers came across a huge wave of snow caused by Nana and Popo using their Final Smash, with their enormous iceberg being near a snowy mountain caused by a snow machine that Dastardly made yet never got the chance to use, everyone being buried underneath the snow yet continuing to drive as if it didn't happen. And of course they came across a giant ice block containing a different version of Ghidorah who managed to somehow break through and spew more lightning, zapping the racers while giving them a freezing shock.