"Drat... with the way we have to cheat it's not like we're having any chances here!" Dick Dastardly complained upon throwing a bunch of items at the others due to him not having any time to set up a bunch of traps on the road with them going through the Midwestern parts of the United States. "Hey, llama boy. You're a God, right?"

"That I am." Arceus calmly said with him transforming several things around him on a whim while having the wheel. "You want me to shift reality so you could win, right?"

"Don't even bother." Rayquaza interrupted with him firing a beam at Dastardly and Muttley, leaving them smoked while they took the lead. "You know that they were going to ask to win."

Dick grumbled with him trying to fix up the vehicle since he was quite annoyed all while his dog just chuckled. "Drat... that stupid dragon raised a good point."

"Looks like they aren't exactly having that much luck here!" Amy said after using her hammer to whack away the insects while her dress flapped from her farts. "Should we do something?"

"I don't think so, we might get in more trouble than we need!" Tiny Kong responded upon standing up to steer while she tooted away. "We're gonna need more fuel for our gas tanks if you know what I mean!"

"Can you 'poot' your cake away?" Palutena teased upon using 1 of her custom skills to make her and her fellow Smasher go by while she broke wind and laughed. "We're trying to win the race, not get into a bakery!"

"Pal I'm surprised at you!" Isabelle barked with her suddenly feeling like a barking spider since it caused her to crash them into a rocky formation that caused the various trees around them to collapse as a result. "Oh goodness!"