Yo friends of fanfiction, I'm back with chapter 5 of LOVE, POKEMON and other DELUSIONS!

I hope you enjoy this chapter.

R&R

Our Heroes just deadpanned as the plane they were on touched to the ground. The empty faces they wore didn't leave when they landed, they looked around their surrounding. Yep they were in Johto, It was kinda there faults since they didn't even looked at the tickets they won. The trio of three boys stayed silent not knowing how start a conversation, but they boy with spiky brown hair broke that silence with a very good question. "What are we gonna do?" The other two looked at him and then looked away thinking the same thing. Their mission was to make it to Hoenn and look for their friend but now being in Johto flipped things around. A thought enter the oldest boy "I guess with can see if they have tickets from Johto to Hoenn." It seemed like a simple answer to the problem but it didn't fill the boys with hope. "I guess we can try..." Ash muttered making his way over to the ticket master.

"How can I help you?!" Asked the, to them at least, overly happy female worker. Brock was the one to respond with a question of his own "Do you have three tickets to Hoenn?" The worker look down to the computer in her work space, witch was very small, "Let me check..." She type away on the keyboard until she looked up to the boy with sorrowful eyes. "I'm sorry but it seem the last of the ticket were only just booked one hour ago, sorry." The boys weren't to surprised they guessed it wouldn't be that easy. Brock and Ash were starting to walk away but Gary's voice made them stop in place. "Can you tell us who has em?" He looked right it her eyes, making her look away, "I don't think I can..."

"Please." Gary almost begged "For me." He winked after adding that part. The worked blushed and started to type again. "The Johto girls tea party booked five tickets one hour ago. That all I'm giving you." Brock and Ash sweat dropped baffled by the fact it worked, "Thank you very much." Gary walked away with a wink. "I can't believe that worked..." Ash whispered into Brocks ear "Me either." Gary walked up to the two with a smug grin. "See the 'Gar's' still got it!" They just shook their head at his antics and moved on much to Gary dismay.

"So 'the Johto girls tea party' huh." Brock asked no one really while rubbing his chin. "I'm very familiar with Johto so I've never heard of it." He moved his hand from his chin to grab his head and groaned. The other two tried to rack their head for anything but came up blank.

"What's the Johto girls tea party?" Ash blurted out the thing on all of their minds. He asked but knew that an answer wasn't going to come.

The boys made a silent agreement to make there way to the Goldenrod city pokemon center.

When they walked in Brock did his thing with nurse Joy and quickly got shot down, but seeing Brock talk to nurse Joy made Gary think. "I'll just ask her." He started to walk over to the nurse ignoring Ash's confused gaze. "Hey, I'm Gary." The nurse looked up from her desk to see the boy in question. "Hi! Is there something I can help you with?" Ash watched in horror, he thought Gary was going to flirt with nurse Joy too. He quickly dash to his side hoping to stop him before they get kick out of the center, but to his surprised what Gary said had nothing to do with dating or flirting. "Have you heard of the Johto girls tea party?" He gave her his warmest smile, she looked at him weirdly for a minute before nodding her head. "Yes, My niece goes there. Why?" Gary tried to dismiss her look by waving his hands. "Just want to know where it is." Ash rolled his eyes and thought 'That didn't really answer her question...' She continued to look at the Gary and then to Ash, who tried smile as well, she sighed at the two then answered. "Take a right from here and that you'll see an alley, go down it, It's at the end, you won't miss it." Gary smiled and nodded "Thank you!" The nurse didn't say anything just went back to work.

The two went to where Brock was, on chair sulking about being rejected. They filled him in and they all sat down on long bench in a park to think about their next move. "So we know where to find them but, what we asked them to hand over their tickets?" Brock scoffed at what he said. Ash and Gary stayed silent not knowing what to do either. That was until Gary spoke up, "Well It won't hurt to at least visit, Maybe we can win them like we did with Shiki." Brock and Ash shared a look and nodded. "Let's go!" Ash jumped up from his seat and gestured for his friends to follow him.

"ONLY GIRLS!?" The three were standing in front of a mansion with a gate wrapped around the whole build and the gate keeper, who seemed to be a man in his late 50's won't let our heroes in. Ash outburst made Gary franticly covered his mouth before he said anything else. "Thank you for the info, old man." Gary tried to smile. "We'll be on our way." Brock stated dragging Ash away.

"DAMNIT!" Ash cursed slamming his fist into the bench they sat on. "We can't even talk to them!" Brock and Gary just watched his fit, they too weren't the happiest about their situation. They were now stuck. Any hope of going to Hoenn, at least quickly, is thrown out the window. Brock sat down next to Ash trying to soothe him. 'Is this the end?' they asked themselves silently. That was until Gary got a smile that was believed only the devil could have, "I've got an Idea." The two looked at each other then looked up to him with questioning eyes "What?"

Passerby's watched Gary flail his arms around for around 30 minutes trying to explain his plan. The three boys earned pointed fingers from children and long stares from adults and some laughs from teenagers.

"AND THAT'S MY PLAN!" Gary slammed his hands on his bench with a smirk, very happy with his idea. Ash and Brock closed theirs eyes around ten minutes ago, but Ash quickly shot his eyes open, springing up, he yelled "THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT WE'RE DRESSING UP AS WOMEN!" Gary's plan was to cross-dress to get into the tea party and get the tickets that way. "Okay it seems you're apposed to it. What about you Brock, Isn't a great idea?" Gary looked away from Ash's death glare and smirked at Brock. "OF COURSE HE DOESN'T THINK IT A 'GREAT IDEA'!" The raven haired boy roared, then turned to Brock, with pleading eyes. "Right?"

Brock still was sat down, stiff as a board deep in thought. But when He was addressed he voiced his opinion of the matter. "It could work." Turning to face Gary trying to ignore Ash's betrayed eyes. "SEE!?" Gary had shit eating grin plastered on his face when he looked at Ash. "Damnit..." Ash muttered sitting back down on the bench. "WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO CROSS-DRESS!?" He Yelled out into the deep blue sky above. If people didn't think they were weird before, they definitely do now.

The trio made there way over to department store that had up to five floors filled with all sorts of items, pokemon related, food, clothes. What our heroes were after in this mega mall was dresses, not just any dress will do. NO! They need ones that would make them look like women and they need to be fancy, the building suggested it. Sadly our raven haired trainer had quite a lot of experience with the world of cross-dressing. They went into the first clothing store they saw and made a B-line to the dresses.

If they didn't feel silly being in a, clear as day, female clothing store already, they sure did once a worker spotted them. "Hello you three!" The worker greeted she had purple tied up in ponytail and a standard work uniform. The guys tensed up when they heard her voice, AND IT WAS DIRECTED AT THEM! "We don't get a lot of guys in here." She pointed out, her smiled, never wavering. The three turned around like stiff boards putting on any sort of smile they could. "Is that right...?" Gary squeaked out, face almost ablaze from embarrassment. "Yup! Are you shopping for your girlfriends or..." She looked to Brock "Wife." Brock gasped and was about to go into a long rant about how he was not that old but, Gary stopped him. "Yup that exactly what we're doing." Gary turn to look the tall man in the eye with a smirk, "Right?" Brock wanted to curse the spiky haired boy out so badly but, the last thing he wanted was for more people to see them. So through gritted teeth he responded. "Right." The worker seem happy about guessing right, with a quick nod and a happy smile she spoke once more. "I see. Well if you need any help, I'M YOUR GIRL!" She pointed at her name tag. "Just ask for Mai."

The girl walked away and the three let out a breath they didn't know they held. "That was awful..." Ash mumbled. "Not for you! I'm married now!" Brock glared at Gary with anger. Gary just waved him off. "Hey I didn't say who you were married to." He smirked once more "You could married to nurse Joy." Brocks eyes lit up. "THE HOT ONE IN SAFFRON CITY!?" Gary nodded "Yup." Ash shook her head. "'The hot one?' They all look the same..." Brock was to busy in his fantasies to notice him.

"Alright guys lets pick out some dresses!" Gary tried to act like some sort of commander his tropes, not very motivated. Ash weakly lifted his arm up "Yeah..." Brock still in his head didn't hear his 'leader' The three of them spit up to find, 'cute' and 'convincing' dresses and meet up at the counter. Those were the wise words of commander Oak.

Brock picked a Black dress with big shoulder cuffs hoping they'd hide his broad shoulders. Ash picked out an orange dress that he thought fit the 'cute' assignment, not like he'd know. Gary chose a green dress that reached all the way to his legs, he hoped to hide his height a bit. They meet up again like planned and went to buy their dresses. "I can help you right here!" They heard a female voice call out to them, there they saw Mai again with that same smile. The three sighed and made their way over to her. Mai was at first surprised by the dresses but quickly put her smile back on. Who is she to judge? She rang them up and they payed for their respective dresses and left as Mai waved at them.

The trio walked over to a hotel and rented a room, all with out saying a word to each other. What were they supposed to say? 'Hey man nice dress?' They all walked into the three bed room. Ash was the first to speak up. "Alright, so how we doing this?" Brock looked to Ash then to Gary who started to laugh. "Well tomorrow..." Passed Ash and Brock glasses of what they hoped was soda. "WE STORM THE JOHTO GIRL TEA PARTY!" He raised his glass and the other two followed suit.

"WAIT! WHAT!" Ash yelled. "S-storm?" He looked to Gary in disbelieve. "Well of course Ash." Gary took a sip of his soda. "You didn't think they'd just give them to us."

Brock nodded "That's right Ash." The raven haired boy whipped his head over to Brock. "We'll probably have to steal the tickets." Ash kept turning his head from Brock to Gary. until he sighed.

"I'M GONNA END UP ON THE NEWS!"

Chapter five of Love, pokemon and other delusions, end. I hope you enjoyed, the real fun start next chapter. Look forward to it, ok? still open for any pokemon suggestions for Ash's team. See yea around friends of fanfiction!