Yo friends of fanfiction, I'm back with chapter six of Love Pokemon and other delusions. Not much else to say other then...
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Our heroes were now standing in front of the 'Johto girls tea party' mansion in their dresses. Gary leaned into Ash to whisper into his ear. "Alright before we do this. You remember your name?" Ash sighed at looked away in embarrassment hiding his face in his fake, long, blond hair. "Yes... It's Ashley." Gary smirked "Good, good." He now leaned on Brock's, now puffy, shoulder. "How bout you?" He asked getting his hair extensions in Brocks eyes. "Blake." He said swatting away Gary's 'hair' "Nice, nice." He mumbled playing with Brocks fake black locks. "Stop that." Brock smacked Gary's hand away. "How about you? Do you know your name?" Gary smirked at his to friends, he whipped his brown hair like a pretty girl and said with full confidence, in his highest pitch. "I'm Grace, nice to meet you!" He winked to sell it. Ash and Brock were pretty surprised how well he pulled it off, but they'd never admit that. "You're way to into this..." Ash muttered under his breath, twirling his 'hair.' Gary shook his head. "Oh my dear Ash-boy. We need to sell this like hot cakes man!" Ash was about to retort but an elderly voice pulled the three away from each other. "Excuse me. But are you here for the tea party?" It was the 50 something year old guard that maned the entrance. Ash swallowed the lump in his throat, praying to Arceus that he won't recognize them.
Gary walked up to the gentlemen and bowed, Ash and Brock just watched in amazement how well he pulled it off... Almost like he's done this before... Huh? A question for another time! "My name is Grace and these two are my friends, Ashley and Blake." When he made a hand gestured to the two of them, Brock bowed and Ash did a curtsy, almost falling over but he recovered! "I see." The man looked at the three of them, Gary was calm and 'cute' as he would say, Ash was sweating bullets and he hoped that he didn't notice, Brock was stone face, so stony that it almost looked suspicious. He looked away and mumbled something about women these days and asked Gary. "Do you want to join?" Gary flashed his a smile. "Yes, if we may." The guard shrugged. "The little miss always likes new members." He passed Gary three pieces of paper through the small hole of his booth. "Show these to the girl inside and have fun." He showed the most forced smile the boys have ever seen, pitying the man they left quickly.
Past the gate was a luscious garden with rose bushes and sunflowers alike lining the pathway. Further in there seemed to be a large fountain, so large the girls could probably bath in it. Ash and Gary totally didn't imagine what that'd like, of course not. The three stood in front of the big green door that keep them from the girls, and more importantly, the tickets. Ash swallowed, nervous as all hell, Gary keep his cute persona but even he was a little shaky, Brock steeled himself and brought his fist up to the door to knock, but before he could the door opened up to reveal, much to the crossdressers dismay, four girls.
The one who opened the door was quite short, the first thing the boys saw was her long, icy white ponytail. She wore a, just as white, dress that reached to her knees, her light blue eyes gazed at them with a intensity that scared our heroes. The girl behind her looking at them with brown eyes full of curiosity, wore a puffy green dress, almost the same green as the door, her long, curly, blond hair cascaded down her back. The next girl they saw looked older then the first two. Her red eyes... Well if looks could kill they would all be in teeny tiny pieces. Her long, spiky black hair was tied at the top with a red bandana with a bird design. Her black and red dress went all the way to her ankles. And the last looked like the 'leader' she wore a haughty expression her short, shoulder length, blue hair was defiantly an eye grabber. Her green eyes looked at them like they were nothing. She wore a dark blue dress that reach just below her knees, covering them. But she looked the youngest of the four. The boys were very nervous with this many, girls at that, eyes on them.
"Who are you?" Asked the white haired girl, bluntly. The three were sweating bullets under the gaze of the girls. Gary, mustering up all the courage he had, walked up and bowed. "My name is Grace." She the gestured to the other two. "The blonde is Ashley and the other is Blake." When called out they too bowed. The leader walked up to them with a prideful smile. "Are you three here for the tea party?" Gary beamed a smile and thought "Maybe this won't be to hard." He stood up straight, gave her the papers from the guard. "Yes. Do we have the honor of, a chance, of joining?" She looked at the papers and threw them at the white haired girl, much to her dismay, she then scanned the three up and down. Ash showed a smile, but on the inside he was losing himself. "It's over! We're screwed! I'm ending up on the news!" Brock was as stony as ever. Inside? "DAMN, THAT WOMEN IN THE BACK IS HOT!" He wanted put the moves of the black haired beauty, but, that would give them away. Or would it? Women can be with other women. He was seriously thinking about it now.
The little leader smirked and nodded. "Very well-" The boys were ecstatic! "-But you must prove your ladylike talent." The boys were terrified! "Ladylike?!" All three screamed in their head. Being a lady was the one thing they weren't! "Now before we start your test." The little leaders voiced pulled them back to the real world. "My name is Chiaki, the mistress of this fine estate." She gestured to the girl who was next to her, which was the petite white hair one. "This is Weiss." When she heard name she curtseyed. "I'm Weiss it's a pleasure to meet you all." The guys had to admit, when she wasn't giving them a death glare, she was really cute! "Her name is Tsukasa." Chiaki pointed at the tall blonde. "Hi, I'm Tsukasa." She greeted with a friendly wave. "And back there is Raven." The older women just glared at them.
The little leader started to walk away, the other girls followed suit. Not knowing what to do the boys just watched them. When she realized that they weren't following her, Chiaki sighed. "Walk with me." She said sounding a little annoyed. The three dashed to her side in a panic. As they walked to only Arceus knows the boys in disguise took in the the mansion. The walls were white with golden like designs they looked... boring and bland, which was weird since they were marked with painting that probably cost as much as a bike. Big poke-dollar signs. Even then Ash couldn't really understand why weird lines on a canvas were worth so much. Looking down to the floor it was a beautiful wood it completed the walls nicely, it was defiantly expense, was all Gary could say about it. It roof was a clear, clean white with fancy light fixtures. Brock saw a set of stairs as they passed wonder how tall the ceiling was up there. A voice pulled the boys out of trace. "Here we are." Chiaki announced. What made this room different from the 10 or more rooms they already pass? Well maybe they'll find out since they were now following the little leader inside. "This is where we'll hold your test." The girl know as Tsukasa explained to them with a warm smile. They returned the smile was best they could. The room was big! Well every room was probably big but this was vast and almost empty. It had a hard, glassy, looking floor. A walk way in one corner and a big table in the other. It was the most unorthodox room the boys have ever seen. What was this rooms goal what was it purpose, well, other then probably whatever the little leader wanted.
Ash spoke with a shaky but high pitched voice. "Wh-What are we going to do here?" Chiaki brought her hand to her mouth and laugh a haughty laugh. "Test your ladylike etiquette!" She pointed to the sky, well, ceiling, with a confident smirk. Tsukasa playfully clapped, Weiss just shook her head in disappointment and Raven didn't do anything other look away. Gary nervously laughed. "And that means?" The little leader sighed. "It seems I have to explain everything." She pointed to the table. "Proper manners," then to the walk way. "Looking good in anything," The to the floor. "And dancing with style and grace!" The boys kept a cool face on the outside, but on the inside? Oh you don't want know.
"Ummm, so, what's first?" Brock asked adjusting his puffy shoulder so it doesn't come off. Chiaki's prideful expression faltered for a second. Then the girls formed a circle and whispered, the boys not able to hear. Ash leaned into Gary. "What should we do?" He whispered. "Just... Keep playing along." Gary answered with his fake smile. The girls broke apart and Chiaki pointed at them and then to the table. "SIT!" The boys rushed into the closes seats, not wanting to anger the little leader. Three of the four girls sat down with the them, Raven just watched our heroes, making them more nervous then they already were. Chiaki shook her head at them. Why? They didn't know. "You know elbows aren't allowed on the table." She said with a huff. "Ladies, please, are you all boys?" Weiss looked at them in disappointment. "B-boys? No. Not us!" Ash said fixing his elbows. It was save to say the 'manners test' didn't go well. They all got scolded 'Eating to fast!' Was Ash's. 'Not attentive!' Was Brock's. 'To fake!' Was Gary's. They didn't know what any of that meant.
"Okay." Chiaki jumped from her seat in a huff. "Clearly, you all are not properly ladylike." The boys looked down, sweating bullets. "Maybe they can dance really well." Tsukasa tried to defend them. "Oh, Tsukasa, you are an angel!" Brock screamed in his head. "I suppose we can move on..." The little leader was clearly not in a good mood now. "Weiss, you will dance with Ashley, Tsukasa you will dance with Blake and I will dance with Grace." The three girls walked up to their selected partner. Weiss grabbed hold of of Ash's waist and his hand. If this was a different situation he'd be quite pleased to dance with such a cute girl, but... "Aww Crap! She's leading! I only know how to lead! What do I hold?!" He placed his hand on her waist and smiled. "What are you doing?" She sent icy daggers from her eyes. He just giggled, playing it off as a joke. It seemed to work. Weiss rolled her eyes and placed Ash's hand on her shoulder. Brock had barely danced in his life! He was freaking out a bit. He didn't know of to lead or be lead. BUT HE WAS STILL OVER THE MOON! Having such a beauty as his partner. Was he dreaming?! Luckily Tsukasa, being the sweetie she was, placed Brock's hands where they needed to be. "YOU'RE SUCH AN ANGEL!" Was what he was feeling on the inside but on the outside he kept a cool smile. Gary was having a rough time. "She's so small..." Was the words that went through his mind as he tried to get his hands in their place. Gary was no giant but he was still a tall young man and she was a small girl. She looked pissed at Gary's fumbling and he just quickly placed his hands on their spots and smiled. SHE STILL LOOKED SO DAMN PISSED!
Ash danced nicely, he did have some experience in the field, he does, despite what others may say, know things other then pokemon. The others though? Not the greatest. Brock, thankfully, had a forgiving partner. If he made a mistake, Tsukasa would help him fix it. Well I guess not 'him' NO she was helping the girl Blake. Gary had danced a few times, mostly with his sister, Daisy, or something. But compared to his, admittedly, tall sister, this tiny girl was quite different! He had bumped into her quite a few times and each time she stabbed his feet with her heel, even thought she acted like she didn't! The slow song they were dancing to came to an end and each pair stopped dancing and backed away with a bow. The little leader looked at the three 'girls' and said. "Well some of you can dance and some can't." She didn't say who she was talking about, but she did give Gary a death glare. "Well onto the last trial." Brock and Gray silently groaned but Ash spoke up. "Ummm can we maybe skip the last one?" All four of the girls eyes were now on Ash. "What?" Weiss asked, daring him to repeat himself. "Can we skip the last one?..." Ash's high pitch voice broke at the end. "AW FORGET IT!" He threw his wig off and all the girl gasped, Brock and Gary played along, hoping they won't be caught. "You want a trial? How bout a trial by fire!" He pulled out a poke-ball from, who knows where. He cursed in his mind for leaving Pikachu at the hotel.
The women didn't react the way Ash expected, instead of accepting his challenge. They started to scream! "A MAN!" Tsukasa yelled "HOW IS HE HERE?!" Questioned Weiss. "PERVERT!" Chiaki screamed. They all were now hiding behind Raven who looked at him with a thousand yard stare. Gary and Brock sweat dropped. "What do we do?" The latter whispered. "I don't know, man." The former replied. "SO, UH... WE DOING THIS?!" Ash gestured to his poke-ball. "I'M CALLING THE GUARD!" Chiaki yelled pulling out her poke-phone. Gary mentally laughed. "I don't think that guy's gonna do anything..." Raven put her hand on her little leader's hand. "That won't be necessary ma'am." She walked up to the man and stared at him, which he returned with a determined gaze. The two men still in disguise was surprised by Ash's actions. He was completely fired up. "So, you're going battle me?" Ash asked coolly, forgetting he was still in a dress. "Yes I shall meet your challenge." She took off her headband to reveal a poke-ball hiding in her hair. Gary wobbled over to Ash and whispered in his ear. "What are we doing?" There were many different ways to answer that vague question. "I'll distract them." Ash looked over to see the girls cheering for the mature women. "And one of you can stea- TAKE the tickets." He replied in a hushed voice. Gary nodded and waddled back over to Brock. "What did he say?" The older asked. "He's keeping their eyes on him and we can slip away and get the tickets." Brock nodded, liking the plan. "Alright, let's go." He started to look around but Gary grabbed his arm. "Wait! If we're both gone, It's will be suspicious." He explained, like what they were already doing wasn't suspicious. "You're right. Then you stay." Brock tried to walk away again. But Gary hit his arm. "Why do I have to stay?" Brock sighed. "Crossdressing was your idea. You'll see it through." He was finally able slip away that time. "Dammit. He's right..."
After Ash saw Brock leave without being noticed he threw his poke-ball. "GET EM GIBLE!" Out came the pokemon in question. A small, little ground and dragon type came out and... turned around and bit Ash's arm. "Aw! Gible, get off! That hurts dammit!" The women just looked at him with eyes that said, "Is he for real?" Raven cleared her throat and threw her poke-ball. "I CALL YOU CORVIKNIGHT!" The big dark steel bird came out with a shout. Ash looked in awe. He had yet to meet any Galor pokemon yet. He'll probably meet more as he continue with his adventure.
Brock was now running down the hallway they were out before. As he ran he was thinking of were the tickets could be. "Maybe in Chiaki's room?" He mumbled as he dashed. He turned left down a hallway that was foreign to him and he prayed that he didn't get lost. He noticed that all the wall looked the same, even now that he's in a different hallway. Taking a right he saw that the doors had signs on them. "YES!" He cheered as he saw the signs had the girls name on them. He saw a sign that read Weiss. Then one that had Tsukasa on it and then one with Raven. As tempting as it was to snoop around the dark haired beauty's room, he had a mission. At the end of the hallway he spotted a door that differed from the others. It was more fancy and had a sign that said Chiaki. "Found it!"
The battle raged on! "Dodge Corviknight!" The women commanded. "Don't let em! Gible use, DRACO METEOR!" Gary was taken aback by his move chose. But surprisingly it worked out and it his the bird head on, stunning it. The other girl were still cheering, unaware that Brock was missing. "Use crunch!" Ash yelled. Yep the plan was going nicely!
Brock opened the door to find it was, fancy but not very full of anything. A desk in the corner, a bed up against the wall. A silky curtain for the window and that was about it. "Maybe this isn't her main house?" He thought. He rushed to the desk and open a drawer and a wide grin creeped it's way onto his face. "I found you." He grabbed the the tickets and made a mad dash outta there.
The battle was even for the most part. "STEEL WING!" The bird dashed forward with a glowing wing. "GIBLE!" The tiny pokemon was hit and was sent flying. "GO, RAVEN!" The girls cheered. "Catch yourself!" Ash ordered. Gible roared it name and landed his feet with made Ash smirk. "Not done yet, huh?" Raven said looking at the dragon type. "WE NEVER ARE!" Ash yelled. "Gible rush em down!" Gary watched Ash with a careful eye. Seeing if he'll change in anyway. "Corviknight, brave bird!" Ash laughed and everyone's eyes went to him. "YEAH! NOW IT'S GETTING FUN! Gible. STAND YOUR GROUND!" Gary was in shock. "What is he doing?" He mumbled. As the bird met the dragon, Gible started to glow. "IT'S EVOLVING!" Everyone in the room yelled at the same time. Corviknight was sent aback and once the glow faded, Gible was now... Gabite! "I GOT EM, I GOT EM!" Everyone turned to see the source of the voice. Brock rushed into the room waving the tickets. "I got them!" Gary smirked. Ash looked a little downcast but smiled. "Then I'll finish this up! DRAGON PULSE!" Raven was to distracted by Brock to see the move in time and Corviknight was hit. Ending the battle.
Ash returned Gabite rushed to Brock's side. "Tickets?" Chiaki mumble... "YOU'RE STEALING OUR TICKETS!" Gary, still with a smirk said. "We're just borrowing them." He shrugged. Chiaki was red as a berry and screamed. "GET THOSE STEALING PERVERT'S!" The four girl dashed to the boys and the guys too dashed. Away from the girls!
They ran and ran. All while laughing. "I know this is wrong, but it's kinda fun!" Ash said looking behind him to see the girls still hot on their tails. "Yeah! It is! Why?!" Gary agreed and question. "It's because we're together." Brock said with a smile. They all nodded. They're together!
How will our heroes get out of these girls fury? Will they? Will they get to May? Will I made a chapter quick enough for you to care? Many question! That's all folks! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I enjoyed writing it. See you around Friends of fanfiction!