I don not own Harry Potter, and I do not condone the smoking at such a young age.
Harry and Severus walked to Ollivanders, Harry was puffing on a joint while reading a little bit, making sure he didn't accidentally knock into anyone on the way, Severus asked.
"When did you start smoking?"
Harry spoke as he walked, closing his book.
"I was around six or seven when I started smoking, I was locked out of the Dursley's house and found a little marijuana plant in the garden I was forced to take care of, I was hungry and decided to eat it, I ended up passing out under a tree. When I woke up it was dark out, the Dursleys didn't even try to check on me, they were probably hoping that I had run away or gotten kidnapped when they found me the next morning, let's just say that Uncle Vernon had one mean right hook."
Severus nodded, storing that information for later, he would have to go talk to a solicitor to build this case, they came upon Ollivanders, Harry looked at the joint he was about to finish, and he then turned to Severus.
"You wanna have the last hit off the joint before we go in?"
Severus pondered it for a moment, before internally shrugging and said.
"Yes, I would like one more."
Harry passed the joint to Severus, who took it up to his lips and puffed on it before he exhaled and tossed the joint to the ground, stomping on it for good measure, they then both walked into Ollivanders. The first thing Harry saw was a desk and several shelves filled with boxes, he assumed they were filled with wands, Harry then heard a voice that made him jump.
"Harry Potter, I was wondering when you would come in." He turned to see an old man walking towards him, and the man continued to speak.
"I remember when both of your parents came in, your mother favored a willow wand, swishy and 10 1/4 inches, while your father favored a mahogany wand, 11 inches, pliable and great with transfiguration." Once he was in front of Harry, he lifted his finger and barely touched his scar, he spoke in a soft voice.
"So that's where..."
Severus cleared his throat, and the man stood straight and turned to Severus.
"Hello, Severus, your wand was made with ebony, the cores were phoenix tail feathers, dragon heartstring, and a scale from a Kelpie, a rarity among all wands, tell me, how is it treating you?"
Severus nodded and spoke.
"It has treated me well, thank you."
The man turned to Harry.
"I should probably introduce myself, my name is Garrick Ollivander, and I am a wandmaker, now, you are here to get a wand correct."
Harry nodded. Ollivander walked to a shelf and picked a box up, blowing the dust off, he opened the box pulled a wand out, and passed it to Harry.
"Try this one, willow, 10 inches and a phoenix tail for its core, quite snappy, go on, give it a wave."
Harry nodded and flicked the wand, a lamp exploded, spraying glass everywhere, Ollivander flicked his wand and repaired it as Harry gingerly put the wand onto the table, Ollivander grabbed another box and opened it, giving it to Harry.
"This one is ash wood, 12 inches, and has a dual-core of dragon heartstrings and unicorn hair, stiff, give it a try."
Harry grabbed the wand and waved it with more caution, a vase exploded, Harry put the wand on the table and Ollivander said.
"You are a tricky customer, let's hope we can find you a wand, otherwise I would have to make a custom order."
He seemed a little too ecstatic as he said that, soon there were hundreds of wands piled up, and Ollivander pulled another box out of the shelf and inspected it closely, he then walked to Harry and gave the box to him, he then said.
"Open that box and pull the wand out, I want to see if my theory is correct."
Harry nodded and opened the box, he carefully grabbed the wand inside and felt a warmth from it, but there was also something that was blocking it, Harry spoke up.
"I feel a warmth from it, but something is blocking it from fully accepting me." Ollivander nodded and took the wand, he then said.
"The feather core inside is accepting you, but it needs another core, the wood is not accepting you though. I might need to craft you a whole new wand after all."
Harry nodded and gave Ollivander the wand back, Ollivander then said.
"It's going to give me a couple of hours, but I need you to do something for me beforehand."
Ollivander grabbed his wand and waved it, several boxes came flying out and opened, revealing several pieces of wood and cores, Ollivander spoke.
"I want you to wave your hand above the wood first, then the cores, to see how they react to you, if you feel a warmth from one or two, tell me and I will use the wood and cores to make the wand."
Harry nodded, he walked over to the pieces of wood first and waved his hand over each one, he waved his hand over a white piece of wood and felt a warmth from it, he grabbed it with his left and waved his right hand over the other pieces, he then waved his hand over a piece of redwood and felt warmth again, he grabbed it and ran his hand over the rest of the wood, but none of the others were giving off the same warmth, he gave the pieces to Ollivander and started with the cores, this time, he felt warmth from three other cores, and gave the cores to Ollivander, Ollivander then said.
"I just need one last thing from you, I need your blood to bind the cores and wood."Harry nodded and complied, Ollivander drew a dagger and a glass vial, he gave them to Harry who cut a small part of his hand and let the blood drip from his hand into the glass vial, once it was full he gave the vial to Ollivander, Ollivander spoke once again.
"I'll destroy the rest of the blood that wasn't used to create the wand, come back in two hours and I'll have your wand ready."
Harry and Severus waved goodbye and walked out of the store, Harry then said.
"That guy was kinda creepy, but he is quite friendly."
Severus nodded and said.
"He is, but he has sold many wands to many people, he has also helped many people find their wands by using a ritual that analyzes the user's magic to find the wand."
Harry pulled out another joint and lit it, puffing on it in thought, he then spoke.
"Is there anything that I need to know about Dumbledore, seeing as how he is trying to use me in some sort of great scheme?"
Severus nodded and said.
"He is the supreme mugwump of the ICW and chief warlock of the ministry, he has changed many laws and passed several that have hurt the wizarding world more and more, strangling the magic here and around the world, he has many acolytes and followers, though many people that have went against him have disappeared or have been found murdered, nobody thinks that it would be Dumbledore, seeing as how he has defeated Grindlewald and is the highest in all government forms."
Harry nodded and said.
"So he has placed himself as king then, right?"
Severus nodded.
"Yes, he has, and many don't even realize it."
Harry nodded, he then said.
"What do you think I have to do to get him knocked down a peg or two?"
Severus thought for a minute, then said.
"You have to have many allies in powerful positions, such as the Malfoys or the Bones families, you can also help the muggle-borns see a different view of the world, making them see that traditions can be added onto newer technology, since spells haven't been invented in such a long time, and rituals have been outlawed, I can also tell you this, Voldemort before he was the dark lord wanted to have muggle-borns introduced to our society much earlier, but one day when he tried to have a teaching job at Hogwarts as the defense against the dark arts teacher he had changed. He started creating dark objects known as Horcrux, objects that hold part of his soul, and since you had technically defeated him, he would try to come after you. Convince him that he has been controlled by Dumbledore and he will be your greatest ally.
Harry nodded and puffed on his joint again, and then Severus spoke.
"Come, your wand must be ready by now."
Harry nodded and took a long pull of his joint, exhaled, tossed the roach to the ground, stomped on it to stop the embers, and walked to the wand shop once more.
They walked inside as Ollivander walked out from the back, holding Harry's wand, Ollivander spotted them and said.
"Wonderful! Right on time, your wand just got finished, it's Redwood and Ebony, with a Phoenix feather, Basilisk horn, Raven feather, and the hair of a Norse god, specifically Loki, now, give it a wave."
Harry took the wand and cautiously waved it, once he had done that a bright light suddenly appeared at the tip of the wand and flew out of it, the light grew bigger and bigger until it formed into a human shape and solidified, revealing a man with weird clothing, tattoos with norse lettering stretched across his arms, the man looked at the three and said.
"I am Loki, God of mischief and fire, now who has summoned me?"
Now that this chapter is finished, I decided to experiment with a new writing style and I hope you enjoy it! Have a wonderful day or a wonderful night!