(The story begins at the Diaz's house with Star and Marco playing Extreme Escape)
Marco: I'm totally going to get to the bottom before you.
Star: Yeah, right.
Marco: I bet you can't shoot that barrel.
Star: Oh, yeah?
(Star shoots the barrel, unaware that it will do more harm than good. It explodes, and he ends up losing a life.)
Star: Aw, what?!
Marco:(Laughs)Don't shoot the barrels, Star. I bet you can't get that power-up.
(Star gets the "power-up", but it turns out that Marco tricked her again.)
Marco:(Laughs)I can't believe you did that! I was totally kidding, that slows you down! Check out my dude. I'm glad I picked the dude with the more aerodynamic hairstyle.
Star: THATS IT! PAUSE THE GAME!
(Marco pauses the game)
Star: My dude's hairstyle is awesome, and I can totally kick your butt at this game!
Marco: You sound pretty confident. Care to wager on that?
Star: Yeah. If I win, you have to get your player's stupid haircut for a week.(Which is blonde)
Marco: And if I win, you have to not using your magic for a week.
Star: Fine, but you better not back down when I win, though.
Marco: Of course, Star, I never back out of a bet.
Star: We'll see about that.
(Star goes AHHH and AUGHHHHH as she falls on the couch dramatically)
Marco: What are you doing?
Star: I'm dying, Marco!
Marco: Get up, Star.
Star: No, seriously. My stomach is crazy dry right now! I must be dehydrated!
Marco: Ughh, what do you need?
Star: I need water.
Marco: Ughh. I can't believe how lame you are sometimes.
(Marco walks into the kitchen to make Star some water)
Star: Thanks, Marco.
(Star gets up when Marco is busy. She using her magic on Marco's controller) "Don't forget to put ice in it."
Star: Here's your water, you baby.
(Star drinks her water)
Star: Thanks, Marco. Now that my stomach isn't dry anymore, I'm totally going to beat you.
Marco: I highly doubt it.
Star: Okay, I'll just un-pause it.
(The game starts back up. Star's character easily moves through the level, while Marco notices he not able to move his own character.)
Marco: What the heck?!
(Marco finds his controller still plugged)
Marco: C'MON! HUH?!
(He quickly tries to move his controller, but Star wins)
Star: Yes! In your face! You're gonna have to go blonde you LOSER!
Marco: Star! You didn't used your magic to cheat, did you?
Star: What? No! I never cheat on a bet with my magic. Now back to what I was saying before you interrupted me, In your face! You gotta go blonde you LOSER!
(Shows Star and Marco in the Britta's Tacos. Marco has blonde hair.)
Star:Oh, My, BLONDE!(Cracks up hysterically)Ohh, that's it. I'm gonna start calling you "Blondco". (Laughs hysterically)
(Jackie comes in)
Jackie:Hey, Star, who your friend?.(Looks at Marco)
Marco:Uhh, hey, Jackie. It's me, Marco.
Jackie:(Giggles)Um... I like your hair, Marco. Excuse me.
Star:Oh, man! Who knew winning a bet would be this hilarious! I gotta use it.(Gets up from her seat)Keep an eye on my taco, blondie.
Marco:Jerk.
(Star washing her hands in the bathroom)
Star:Ahhh, it feels good to be the champ. Yet...I can't help but feel bad, somehow. Meh.
(Exits the bathroom to see Marco is gone)
Star (continued):Huh? He ditched me?!
(Marco and five other blondes laugh)
Star:Hm!
Butt-chin Blonde:Your friend was bashing you pretty hard there.
Asian Blonde:Dumb jokes about your hair?
Marco:Yeah.
Butt-chin Blonde:Yeah, we've heard them all.
Asian Blonde:Normal hairs are always jealous of our style. And you my friend, have style.
Marco:Really?
Blonde:Yeah, man. You should totally hang out with us.
Star:(Walks towards the blonde group)Hey Blondco, who were these guys?
Blonde:Oh, sorry man. We don't talk to normal hairs.
Star:Hm, hm. That's too bad, 'cause I've got a really funny joke for ya. How do you confuse a Blondco?
(Blonde group is silent)
Star:You don't. They're born that way!
Blonde:Hm, that was pretty good. Here's a joke for you. What's blonde, black, and blue, and lying in a ditch?
Star:Uh, what?
Blonde:You, if you don't take that back right now.
(Star screams)
Blonde:(Laughs)I'm just yanking your chain, kid. It's cool.
Star:Huh?
Marco:(Laughs)
Black Blonde:(Puts hand on Marco's shoulder)Uh. He's had enough.
Star:(In defeat)Hm.
(Cut to Marco and Star at school. Star put her book on her locker and Marco turns to look at her.)
Star:Hey, why did the Blondco jump over the clock? (Giggles)
(Laughs obnoxiously, snorts, and walks over to Marco)
Star (continued):You know, because you're dumb. (Punches Marcoi's arm playfully)Anyway, you wanna hang out?
Marco:Nah, I'm actually gonna go hang out with the blondes.
Star:Again? What do you do with those guys, anyway?
Marco:We play video games, watch movies, eat tacos, doing karate, y'know, cool stuff.
Star:We do those things all the time. You should stay here.
Marco:And risk being made fun of? No thanks. See, the guys tell me the follically normative environment of this park is way too(Quotes)blonde hostile. Besides, the blondes are really cool.
Star:But, but Marco!
(Blonde group pull up next to Marco and Star)
Blonde:Hey, come on Marco.
Marco:(Runs towards the van)Hey guys.
Star:(Runs after Marco)Marco! You don't have to go.
Marco:Oh, yes I do! I'm Blondco now, so I gotta hang out with these you later, Star!
(He closes the door, and the van pulls away)
Star:(Runs after van)Marco, wait!
(At Star room Star open her spell book and ask Glossaryck for his advice)
Star: Glossaryck, Glossaryck! I need your advice.
Glossaryck:Let me guess: you cheated on a bet.
Star:How did you know?
Glossaryck:I can tell by the shame in your eyes.
Star:It's true; I cheated on a bet and now Marco has a weird haircut and he's hanging out with all these creepy dudes an-
Glossaryck:Star, you should have the courage to tell Marco you cheated. Even though he'll be upset at first, Marco will respect your honesty.
Star:Yeah. I was with you until the honesty and courage part. Is there any way I can get off scot-free?
Glossaryck:Wait, you're not taking my advice?
Star:I got it! I'll just call the bet off.
Glossaryck:(Laughs mockingly)Call the bet off. Okay. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
(Star enters Marco bedroom to see Marco packing clothing away)
Star:Marco, I wanna call off the bet.
Marco:What? No way. I never back out of a bet, remember?
Star:Forget about the bet. We can go back to you being Marco instead of Blondco.
Marco:To be honest, I kind of like being Blondco now. Without this bet, I never would've been able to make such cool friends. Well, thanks again, Star.
(Walks out of room)
Star:Where are you going?
Marco:Oh, the blondes are going to let me move in until the bet is over.
Star:What!? (Walks out of room)No, that wasn't a part of the bet!
Marco:Star, chill! It's only going to be until the end of the week. I don't know what your problem is.
(Marco drives away in a I-Haul truck, slamming the door behind him)
Marco:(Runs after truck)Marco, wait! Marco, I have something to tell you!
(Montage of Marco and the blondes hanging out with Star following them. Cut to Marco and the blondes jogging home.)
Marco and the Blondes:Hut hut hut hut hut!
Blonde:Hoo! Alright, great fun run, gang. Let's go play some video games.
(Blondes jog away)
Marco:I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.
(Cracks knuckles)
Blonde:Okay.
(Marco cracks his back as the other blondes jog away)
Star:(Runs up to Marco)Marco!
Marco:Huh?
Star:I've been trying to talk to you all day, but those blonde creeps keep cutting me off!
Marco:Now I know you're trying to be nice and call off the bet, but the truth is, you've got skills, and you got me. You got me good.
Star:No, Marco, the truth is you don't have to do the bet 'cause I chea- chea- chee- chea- chea- chee- EEOH! Wow, bless me.
Marco:That was the weirdest sneeze I've ever heard. Well, it was good to catch up, but I better be going. I'm gonna be late for my secret club initiation.
Star:Initiation?
Marco:Yeah, apparently you get a really cool ring for joining. In fact, there's actually only one more thing I have to do before becoming a member.
(Starts walking forwards with arms out)
Star:Uhh, what's that?
(Walks backwards nervously and looks up to see two other blondes standing right behind her)
Star (continued):Marco, what's going on?
Marco:I need to blonde an outsider.
Star:Bl- bl- blo-
(Blonde bags Star. Cut to Star waking up hanging upside down. A large group of blondes is seen standing around him.)
Star:Huh? Marco, what's going on?
Mordecai:We're preparing for the blondening.
Star:The what?
Blonde:Brother Marco. You have made a pact with the order of the blondes. Here's a really cool ring to show that you're a member of our really cool club.(Puts ring on Marco's finger)Now you know what has to be done. Blonde the normal hair.To death.
(Floor opens to reveal bubbling peroxide) (Star eyes wide)
Star:(Screams)Marco, don't do this!
Marco:I have to. I gotta take the good with the bad. A bet is a bet. Plus this ring is really cool.
(Star moans in response. Marco then pulls a lever, which slowly begins lowering Star towards the peroxide.)
Marco:Goodbye, Star. Thank you for helping me to realize my true self.
Star:(Pants)No! Marco! You don't have to do this! You don't have to be a blonde! The bet isn't even real! Because... I cheated! I cheated on the video game with my magic! I'm sorry!
(Marco stops lever so that Star is just above the peroxide)
Marco:That's all I needed to hear.
(Pulls off blonde wig)
Star:Huh?
Marco:I knew you cheated, Star. I was just waiting for you to come clean to teach you a lesson.
Star:Oh, so these blondes are all just wearing wigs to teach me a lesson, too?
Marco:Uh, no. They're actually an evil secret club. We should probably run for our lives now.
(Marco and Star run away as the blondes start chasing after them)
Blondes:Get them!
(Shoot laser beams from their rings)
Star:What the heck? Those things shoot lasers?
[Blondes shoot more beams from rings. Marco and Star hide behind a pole. Marco shoots back with his ring.
Star: Rainbow Fist Punch!. (Star blasts one of the blondes with a rainbow beam.)
Star: Cupcake Blast! (Star fires upon the blondes with cupcake projectiles)
Star: Honeybee Tornado Swarm! ( Star swarms the blonders with bees and pollen. Most of the blonders get covered in bee stings. (They continue to run as Marco shoots laser beams from his own ring. A cyclops blonde reveals himself, which also reveals that he has ten rings. Marco and Star scream as he shoots at them. They run into a room with barrels of hydrogen peroxide.)
Marco and Star:Woah.
Marco: Why those guys have peroxide?
Star:These guys aren't even real blondes!
(She suddenly notices something)
Star (continued):Look, an elevator!
(Star and Marco run towards the elevator)
Cyclops:Kill them. And take the sacred ring from the outsider.
(Shoots beams at Star and Marco)
Star:Cover me!
(Marco shoots at the blondes and knocks over some barrels)
Star:Marco, what are you doing? Don't shoot the barrels!
Marco:I'm not! They want their ring back-
(Switches the ring from laser mode to self destruct mode and puts it on the floor]
Marco (continued):-I'm gonna give it to them.
(Elevator dings)
Marco:(Pressing buttons frantically)C'mon, c'mon!
(Elevator dings and closes. Blondes pound on the elevator door. Marco's ring begins to increasingly beep faster.)
Cyclops:Oh man, that's not good.
(The ring explodes, causing the mansion caves. The elevator flies out and the doors open. Cut to Star and Marco being patched up and many police cars and ambulances parked outside the masion.)
Star:Well, Marco, I've learned my lesson.
Marco:Oh, yeah?
Star:Yeah, it's not cool to cheat on bets. And though my physical wounds are minor, this lesson will psychologically scar me for years to come.
Marco:So no cheating, huh? Would you care to wager on that?(Jokingly pulls out blonde hair dye)
(Star and Marco laugh. After a few seconds, however, Star turns to Marco, and with a serious expression on her face, says...)
Star:No.