Let me start at the beginning, okay. Like don't judge me until you've read it all. All right, here it goes, in real time.
Zovack asked me to map out the palace yeah? I almost passed, but cash was tight. Also? These palace babes are hot. Celest caught my eye, but she's icy. She thinks she's too good to talk to a guard. Nerissa's nice to look at, but she's standoffish, like, she's polite? But just as a formality, there's no real warmth there. I could loosen her up a bit. I haven't seen much of the other two, except for the little one, of course. Feels like a sin and it's not even going to be a fun one.
She's quiet. If I didn't already know her name, I don't think I ever would have learned it. I see her blush when she looks at me. Can you really blame her? I'm probably the first real man she's ever set eyes on, everyone else she knows is either a relative or some stuffy royal suitor whose been shuttled in to come meet her for an arranged marriage or some shit. You see should these guys, Lisa. Some of the dopiest motherfuckers I've seen.
That's how I got "in" with her to begin with. Making fun of them. I can tell she's sick of it, being paraded around like some animal up for auction. As the 11th child, it's not like she has a lot of options. I see her staring out of her window a lot. I was up real late one night, drunk off my ass. I see her sneak out of her room, all dressed in black and everything lmfao. She didn't even notice I was following her until I jumped out behind her once we were far enough from the palace.
We wound up at this tavern. She's too young to drink just yet but she likes the food there, and sometimes poets or singers come there? People reading from books? Burger's not half bad. The dessert was this chocolate lava thing. I've made better. She acted like it was the best thing she's ever tasted. I had to rectify that. I didn't wanna come on too strong, so, I waited a week. Real Gentleman Shit. Asked her what her favorite dessert was, she said any kind of cake so I made tiramisu. She said she's never had anything like it before. Her face lit up when I told her it was one of my specialities. Like, she was so touched that I made her something, this princess surrounded by luxury in a palace in fucking Goldis.
No joke, man, I think I'm falling for this girl. Or maybe I'm just hungover idk. I'm gonna go back to bed.