Chapter 5

(Chunin Exams)

Everyone was in the room where the first exam was going to be. Teams from Suna, Kumo, Taki, almost all of the 'Rookie 12', and a couple of teams from the Hokage's special group. One of the 'Rookie 12' was missing, had been since Team 7 came back from 'Wave'. "Hey, where's that idiot, Naruto?" Said Kiba, the others were wondering that as well.

Just then the door was opened and in stepped nine people walked in and one of them was a recognizable Naruto Uzumaki. He was now in a blue and white outfit, and sandal boots, and his fists were taped up. He and his team had got everyone's attention. They looked at the group and got a good look at Naruto. He had burnt orange eyeliner, and a hot kunoichi wrapped her arms around his neck. She had black hair in a fan tail, and dark eyes, and was dressed in a black bodysuit, vest, boots, and a headband. She was around 5 foot 9, she was topless under her vest. Their partner was a cute young woman with long earlobes that looked like earphone jacks, she had black bobbed hair to her jawline, triangular, purple eyes, markings on the crest of her cheeks that were reflective, and a decent figure. She was in a white sports bra and bike shorts, with a black jacket, chaps, gauntlets, and boots. She took his hand, 'embraced', and looked at it. Naruto's nails were now claws, painted black with lavender tips. She was around 5 foot 7.

"That's Naruto?" said Kiba, everyone looked over to see him. They were shocked, Ino just looked at him.

"Wow," she said. "Holy crap!" Naruto and his team went to find some seats to sit down. The fan-tailed girl sat on his lap. Sasuke got mad looking at Naruto.

"Dobe!" Said Sasuke, he glared at the Uchiha.

"Shut up, Uchiha!" He said, "You are my last nerve, With Kunai On Your FEET!" Just then Momo grabbed his arm.

"Relax." She said he backed off.

"You all should calm down." It was from a white-haired young man with blue eyes and in a black bodysuit and glasses.

"And you should keep your nose out of other people's business or you'll go blind with one punch!" Naruto glared.

'This can't be Uzumaki!' He thought, 'he's supposed to be the Dead last.' They watched as he went back to his seat.

"Who are his teammates?" Asked Sasuke, the man searched his cards and couldn't find anything.

"I'm sorry but I have nothing on them." He said, just then Katsuki grabbed Sasuke by his shirt.

"Why The Fuck You Want To Know About Us For? Uchiha Prick!" He screamed at the Uchiha. Sasuke gulped and backed down. Then Katsuki glared at the man, "Whiskers is right. Stay Out Of People's Business!" Just then Ibiki, the first proctor had come in.

"Alright!" He said, "asses in seats!" So they did and the test went on without a hitch. Then it was time for the final question. "Okay, it's time for the final question one that if you take it, you die! If you don't take it, you will be removed from the ninja corps!" 3 teams left the room. "Anyone else?" Naruto stood up.

"Look just pass us so we can get on with the next part of the test." He said, Ibiki just glared at him.

"You sure?"

"Wouldn't be here if I wasn't."

"Okay, you… pass." Everyone was in shock they looked at Naruto. "He was right, I was going to pass you anyway."

"The test was to see how you could get info, without getting caught." Said Naruto, Sakura was mad. "Shut up Pinky, wait that's an insult to Mina. Shut up forehead!" Sakura was mad and was about to attack him when a body flying in from a window, cut her off. It was Anko, "sup 'Cobra'?" She looked at him and glomped him tightly.

"FOXY!" She said as she hugged him, he hugged her back. "Where have you been, missed you."

"Well, I can't tell you that. Not in present company." Team 7 glared at him, "I'm not a member of Your team anymore! You didn't want me on the team, remember?" Sasuke and Sakura were in shock. How did he know? "You're wondering how I knew that. Well, remember when Hakate took you to Ichiraku's?" Their eyes widened, "yeah I was in the back. I heard everything you said."

"Naruto," started Sakura.

"Shut The Hell Up! I don't want to hear it! YOU WANTED ME GONE! ASK YOUR SENSEI!" Sasuke got mad and rushed him and Naruto threw salt in Sasuke's eyes, kneed him in the face, grabbed one of his arms and judo flipped him to the floor. Then he pulled back on the arm, snapping it. Everyone winced at the pain, then Naruto picked him up, by his hair, and slammed his face into a desk.

Then he grabbed Uchiha by the neck and lifted him. "I can make the Uchiha clan extinct with one move!" Sakura grabbed his arm stopping him.

"No, please!" She said, Momo grabbed Naruto's waist.

"He's beaten, Naru-Kun. Let him go." Naruto dropped him and glared at Sakura who backed up. Then he looked at their new teammate, he was a pale-skinned boy, in a black body suit, with black hair and dark eyes.

"You tell Danzo he wants me, he better make his arms longer."(1) Then he looked at Anko, "Okay. Part 2?" Anko grinned at him and nodded. "Let's go then, U A! Time to represent!" He ran to the window and jumped out. One of his team members spoke up.

"That was manly," he said. He was redheaded, lightly tanned, with brown eyes, and in a black vest, green cargo pants, sandal boots, and gloves. "Come on guys!" With that, they followed Naruto out the window.

TBC