As Banjo and Blubbers walked through the forest, Kazooie scavenged the temple, looking for the Nocturnis.
"Have you found it yet?!" asked the Zombie King, watching her through his flame, as she stopped at a room inside the golden temple.
"I think I just have, master."
Meanwhile...
"307... 308... 309..." Capture Blubbers read aloud, as they step out of the forest and into a swamp-like area
"More walking... great. " Banjo sighed, feeling even more tired than he already was.
Fortunately for Banjo, Captain Blubbers stopped walking at 313.
"What's the hold up?" asked Banjo.
"We seem to have taken a wrong turn... somewhere." Capture Blubbers puzzled, scratching his head in confusion.
Banjo looks past Blubbers and sees a big stone wall blocking the path.
"Finally, a break." Banjo sighed, but in relief "I wonder how we can get past this."
Banjo looks to both sides of the wall and sees that it stretches all the way to the end of the island.
"Blubbers, is this wall on the map?" asked Banjo.
"Yea... Nope... Nope... Not there."
"Hmm. This must be Gruntilda's doing."
"That's right, heh hee!" said a voice at the top of the wall.
Banjo looked up and spotted a tiny fellow with a grass skirt and a tiki mask staring down at him.
"Who are you?" asked Banjo.
"My name is Bopagopalopadingdong. But you may call me Bop."
"Hi Bop, I'm Banjo. Could you tell me how to get pass this wall?"
"No can do, hoodly hoo! To get pass wall you'll need to answer three riddles. Get all three right you can pass. Give three wrong answers you sink in the swampety swamp swamp! Hee hoo! Diddly doo! What do you say? Wanna play?"
"I guess I have no choice. Give me the riddles." said Banjo, ready to put his brain to good use.
For once.
"Hey!"
"Riddle number uno! What gets hot and makes you warm, but can be also cold and make you mourn?
"Hmm." Banjo thought.
By the way, before reading the next part try figuring the riddle out yourself first. Let me know if you get it right or not. If you don't then tell me what you thought the answer was.
Banjo and Blubbers pondered the riddle, until...
"I know!" said Banjo "Words. Sometimes can be heated. They can make you hot with anger, and they can also be hurtful and make you cry.
"Ding ding ding! The bear got it!"
"Nice work Banjo, we'll be getting that treasure in no time." Capture Blubbers cheered.
"Riddle number deuce! You can pour into me and pour out in a sink, I can be cold or hot, so take a big drink! Hee hee!"
Remember, if you feel like solving the riddle then do so. Tell me whether or not you get this one right or not as well.
"I know this one!" Captain Blubbers shouts "A mug!"
"Err! Wrong Blubber Butt!"
"Aw." Captain Blubbers frowns.
"A bottle?" answers Banjo.
"Nope. Not a bottle. Give another wrong and bye bye you go! Hee hoo hee hee hoo!"
"Hmm." Banjo wondered "Oh wait... I think I got it... TEA!"
"Dingy lingy ding dong! The bear got it right again!"
"Wow, you're good at this." says Blubbers.
"Thanks." said Banjo.
"Final riddle doo! Get this one wrong and it's into the swamp you goo! Heh hoo! Are you ready? Here we go. I hurt your eyes, so don't stare long, I'm not in the sky, I'm where I belong. Don't make me mad or I may just blow, no no you buffoon, I'm not a volcano."
Last riddle. See if you can solve it. Hee hee hoo hoo! Sorry.
Banjo and Blubbers thought long and hard about this one. They could only one wrong answer and it's into the swamp they would go. Carefully they thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thoug...
"I got it!" said Banjo.
Aw darn! You screwed it all up.
"Sorry... Anyways, the answer is a flashlight!"
"Dingle diggy diggy doo! The bear got it again!"
"Wow. How'd you figure those out so fast?" asked Captain Blubbers.
"Lazy writing."
Bum dum tss.
"Now that you solved all of the riddles you may pass! Heeyoo!"
The wall opened, revealing a path leading straight to the treasure and to the book... but...
"Hey Banjo, do you smell smoke?" asked Captain Blubbers not realizing he was standing on a rock floating on lava "AHHH!"
He realized it.
"Hey that's not fair! You said we could pass!" Banjo said angrily.
"And you can... you just have to not touch the lava! Hoo hee hoo hoo hooeey! "
"But we solved all the riddles!" cried Blubbers in fetal position.
"Sorry, Grunty's orders. Hoo hoodily hoo hoo!" laughed Bop just before disappearing.
How will Banjo and Blubbers make it out of this one? Will Banjo find the book before Gruntilda and Zombie King? Will Blubber Butt find his treasure?
"My butt isn't blubbery."
Shut up I'm doing an outro.
Tune in next time for the next exciting chapter of Banjo-Kazooie: The God of Scare. Sam blubber time! Same butt channel!
"But my butt isn't blubbery!"
Shut up Blubber Butt.
"Okay."