"Woah!" screamed Banjo, landing on the 8bit ground.

"Where are we?" asked Kazooie.

"I think we're inside of the game." said Banjo.

"Guys? Can you hear me?"

"Tom? Is that you?" asked Banjo.

"Certainly is dude." answered Thomas "I'll get you out of there in a jiff. Just do everything I tell you okay?"

"Sounds good." said Banjo "What do we do first?"

"First, move to the right." said Thomas.

Banjo ran to the right of the stage and spotted a strange looking octopus enemy with a clown nose.

"What is that?" asked Banjo.

"No idea." said Kazooie "Looks ugly though."

"That's a Clownoct." answered Thomas "Just jump on it's head and it'll go away."

Banjo jumped on the Clownoct's head and disappeared immediately, giving Banjo points.

"What's this?" asked Banjo again.

"You racked up some points." said Thomas "Any time you kill an enemy you get points."

"Sounds easy." said Kazooie.

"Well what are we waiting for?" said Banjo "Let's go rack up some more points."

Banjo sprinted along the 2D ground, hopping on enemy after enemy after enemy, until he reached a golden box.

"Hey Banjo, you think there's treasure in there?" asked Kazooie.

"I don't know." answered Banjo "It looks awfully shiny."

"That's a new move." said Thomas.

"New what?" asked Kazooie.

"New move." repeated Thomas.

"What do you think is? A video game?" joked Kazooie.

"Kazooie." groaned Banjo, before picking up the box and learning Super Flap Jump.

"Oh wow!" cheered Thomas "You got Super Flap Jump!"

"What's it do?" asked Banjo.

"I'll tell you." started Thomas "When you come close to a ledge that's too high press A and use the Super Flap Jump to get the top of it with ease."

"Let's try it." said Banjo, running to the side and spotting a place to jump.

Banjo jumped, pressing the A button twice to do the Super Flap Jump.

"Didn't we already know this move?" asked Kazooie.

"Not in this game you don't." said Thomas.

"Heeheeheehee!"

"That sounds like Grunty." gulped Banjo.

"You got that right furball." laughed Gruntilda, hovering above Banjo inside the game "I'm here to watch you fall."

"Fall?" questioned Kazooie "I don't like the sound of that."

Gruntilda lifted up her arms, conjuring up a spell that caused a hole to appear in the ground below Banjo.

"Woah!" screamed Banjo, falling into the hole and to his death.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. He's still yet alive. Or is he? Bum bum...

"Hey didn't you do this joke before?" asked Grunty.

I may have.

"Then don't do it again!" commanded Gruntilda.

You're mean!

"Sue me!"