After reaching the bottom of the hole Banjo landed in a deep dark cave with fire around.

"Woah! You fell all the way to the last level!" said Thomas.

"I don't think we're ready to be here." said Banjo.

"You're definitely not." agreed Thomas "You haven't even learned the best move in the game yet."

"Hahahahaha!" laughed Gruntilda, floating above our 8-bit heroes.

"Grunty you won't get away with this." growled Banjo.

"Stupid bird and bear, it is to laugh." laughed Grunty "You won't finish this level in one half."

After Gruntilda flew away Banjo leaped over the lava to get to the end. Once at the end Banjo and Kazooie saw...

"It's me! Hee ho ho hee!"

"Hello Bop." said both Banjo and Kazooie in unison, unenthused.

"Yes yep yes, tis I Bop, riddle extraordinaire."

"How did you get in here?" asked Banjo.

"I'm the one who asks the quest-ions." said Bop "Here's a riddle diddle for you."

"Shoot." said Kazooie.

"Riddle numero uno. Watch me now upon your screen. Explore through each and every scene. I'm not a movie you simply see. I'm not a game, you can't play me. I have no buttons or knobs or such. I'm firmly in your touch. What am I?"

"A book." answered Banjo.

"That's right! Next riddle. I'm yellow with spots all on my coat. I'm not an animal though you silly bloke. I have no legs, I haven't a face. Guess what I am now, there's no time to waste."

"A rotten banana." answered Kazooie.

"Correcto!" cheered Bop "Last riddle. I'm very loud, yet I make no sound."

"An ugly Christmas sweater!" answered Banjo.

"I'm making these too easy." said Bop "You won! Yippee! Here's a cool move!"

Banjo and Kazooie got a new move sorry ahem heheh

"Hey you guys got the Beak Charge." said Thomas "You can use that move to charge into enemies with Kazooie's beak. Go on! Try it!"

Banjo takes Kazooie out of his backpack and takes a step back.

"Uh oh." said Bop, before Banjo charged right into him, sending him flying off the level.

"Oops. Hope he's okay." said Banjo, putting Kazooie back in his backpack.

"What do we do now?" asked Kazooie.

"Now you guys enter the Final Boss dungeon." said Thomas.

"Uh.., Final Boss Dungeon?" gulped Banjo "Are you sure we're ready?"

"Oh you guys are definitely not ready." answered Thomas.

"Well that gives us confidence." joked Kazooie, as the doors to the Final Boss Dungeon opened.

Banjo stepped through the door and soon found himself on the wall of a castle.

"Hey, how'd we get on the wall of a castle if we fell in a hole in the ground?" asked Kazooie.

"Details, details." said Thomas.

"Hahahahaha!" laughed Gruntilda, flying above our heroes.

"Don't tell me. You're the final boss?" asked Banjo.

"Nope." answered Gruntilda "He is."

On the other side of the wall stood a tiny clown toy.

"That's the final boss?" asked Kazooie.

"It's just a toy." said Banjo, chuckling a bit.

"Not for long." said Gruntilda, conjuring up a spell from the Nocturnis "Bend and break. Bounce and barge. Make this object alive and large."

Suddenly the clown toy began to grow in size.

"Uh... that's not what it was supposed to do!" said Thomas.

"I really really hate to dash, but I'll be happy once you're mashed." laughed Gruntilda, flying off the screen.

The clown began to bounce around but Banjo managed to roll under him. The clown ended up getting stuck on the castle wall pillars, just above Banjo's head.

"You guys should have had the move to get him off of you, but that witch messed everything up." cried Thomas.

"Your the designer of this game." said Kazooie "Can't you design something to get us out?"

"I could, but it would take forever." answered Thomas.

"Wait, how about we use the move I just got?" said Banjo.

"But we're between two pillars, we're stuck." said Kazooie.

"Maybe not." said Banjo, running into one of the pillars.

"Banjo, what are you trying to do?" asked Kazooie.

"Trying to find a glitch." said Banjo.

"I don't think you'll find..."

"There we go." said Banjo, now standing on the pillar, facing the clown toy's bottom.

Banjo took Kazooie from his backpack and charged into the clown, sending him up into the air.

"Hey, I can just stay here and wait until he stops bouncing so I can hit him again." said Banjo "This is too easy."

"These video games and their workarounds." sighed Kazooie.

After the clown landed a second time, Banjo charged him again, sending him higher in the air.

"Something tells me one last hit will do." said Kazooie.

After bouncing around a moment the clown stopped again. Banjo used the charge ability and the clown flew off the screen, deflating across the sky.

"That was easy." said Banjo, before getting sucked back into the real world.

Well, the real Banjo-Kazooie world at least.

"You guys did it!" cheered Thomas.

"Yeah and we didn't even have all the moves." said Kazooie.

"Speaking of moves, let's see the newest one at work." said Thomas.

"Newest one?" asked Banjo.

"Yeah, the one after defeating the final boss." said Thomas.

"We didn't get a move after beating him." said Kazooie, before feeling the whole apartment shake.

"What was that?!?" asked Banjo.

Banjo and Thomas ran to the window and looked outside to find the Clown Boss has come into the real world.

The Banjo-Kazooie world I mean.

"Oh no." gulped Banjo "What now?"

"I say you go out there and kick that thing's inflatable butt." cheered Thomas.

"Yeah, we fought bigger enemies than that!" said Kazooie.

"Alright, let's do it." said Banjo.

Banjo rushed out of the building as quickly as possible and soon found himself face to face with...

EVIL INFLATABLE MURDER CLOWN

"That was weird." said Kazooie.

What? What do you mean?

"Could you not do that again... ever?" begged Banjo.

Hey I'm the one writing this story! I can do whatever I want!

"Can we just get on with this fight?" asked Kazooie.

Fine! You know what? If you're going to be like that we'll just save it for the next chapter.

"Awww!" moaned Banjo, Kazooie and the Clown in unison.

That's right. That's what you get.