"Oh no." cried Banjo, seeing all the levers.
I'm kidding, there wasn't any levers.
"Oh thank goodness." said Banjo, instead seeing before him an empty, sand filled room.
"Something tells me there's going to be a boss fight." said Kazooie.
"Either that or a caged gauntlet match with a bunch of hungry, mind craving zombies." said Banjo before iron bars shot up out of the ground, caging the heroes "Told you so."
"Look at you trapped in a cage. Here's a little something that will fill you with rage." said the voice of Gruntilda, coming from outside the cage.
"What is it now wrinklybag?" said Kazooie.
"Now you must survive. Fight every last zombie to stay alive." laughed Gruntilda.
As Gruntilda flew away the zombies began to appear. They lunged at Banjo, but Banjo was quick. He hopped over them and swung his backpack, hitting both the zombies, who went down instantly.
"They went down instantly." said Kazooie.
I just said that... oh forget it.
"Hey Kazooie, I have an idea." said Banjo as more zombies appeared.
"What's that?" asked Kazooie.
"Let's use the special move of ours."
"Special move?"
Special move?!?
"Special move?!?" yelled the Zombie King.
"Special move?!?" yelled Gruntilda.
"Special move?!?" yelled the zombies.
"Special move?!?" yelled Mr. Pants.
"Yes. The special move." answered Banjo.
Banjo ducked down and Kazooie brought the WONDERWING!
"Oh craaaap." moaned the zombies, before being mowed down by the WONDERWING!
"I think we're almost to the top!" cheered Kazooie.
"Just a few more zombies left." said Banjo.
After killing every zombie in the rising cage Banjo and Kazooie found themselves above the clouds at the top of the mountain.
"Lots of mountains in this story." said Kazooie.
"The author isn't that creative." said Banjo.
I am too!
"Heeheeheeheehee!" laughed Gruntilda, floating up from the clouds "I knew you would get up here in a flash. But unfortunately this will be your... lash? Wait a minute."
"Hahaha." laughed Banjo and Kazooie.
"Laugh all you want. I have a little surprise for you."
Behind Gruntilda a flying pirate ship emerged.
"Woah!" yelled Banjo "I recognize that ship!"
"Arrrrrgh!" moaned the zombie pirate fox captain, manning the ship.
"It's Captain Bill's ship!" said Banjo.
"Who is Captain Bill?" asked Kazooie.
Gruntilda whipped out her cellphone and showed Kazooie chapter 4 of Banjo-Kazooie: The God of Scare on the Wattpad app.
"Oh, I got it now." said Kazooie after reading the chapter.
"Goodbye bear and bird, forever." laughed Gruntilda, floating out of the way of battle that was about to take place.
The ships cannons shot out massive cannonballs at Banjo and Kazooie, but Banjo was quick and rolled out of the way of each of them.
"Banjo!" yelled the voice of Professor Beaker above them.
"Professor? You're still alive?" asked Banjo.
"Yes I am. I have something for you. Here I'll throw it down."
Before the bear and the bird duo landed a giant golden feather.
"Wow. I wonder what that does." said Banjo.
"Only one way to find out." said Kazooie.
Banjo walked over to the feather and picked it up giving Kazooie... INFINITE WONDERWING.
"It's time to play ball." said Banjo, tossing back one of the cannonballs at the ship.
"Fire." moaned the undead captain.
More cannonballs began shooting from the cannons, but Banjo and Kazooie started a rousing game of volleyball with the cannons.
"This is easy." laughed Kazooie "They should think of a new strategy."
"Don't give them any ideas." said Banjo.
"Crew... attack!" moaned Captain Bill.
"Oh great." grumbled Kazooie.
A horde of zombie pirates began to form around the duo.
"Don't worry, we'll be okay if we keep up the Wonderwing." said Banjo.
"The Infinite Wonderwing doesn't work against zombie pirates." yelled the Professor.
"Now he tells us." groaned Kazooie.
"I know what to do." said Banjo.
Banjo began running around. As the zombies chased him the cannonballs landed on them. Banjo went back to the Wonderwing and began playing volleyball again, hitting the ship a second time.
"Grrrrr!" growled Captain Bill "Fire!"
Cannonballs began shooting out even faster as zombies arose again. Banjo ran around, making the zombies get blasted by the cannonballs. He went back to the Wonderwing and hit the ship for a third and final time. As the ship went down Kazooie was snatched up out of Banjo's backpack by a pair of talons.
"Kazooie!" yelled Banjo, turning to see Zombie Canary Mary with Kazooie in her claws.
"Now you are alone again." laughed Gruntilda, snapping her fingers, conjuring up a cage to put Kazooie in.
"Let her go Grunty!" demanded Banjo.
"Don't think I will." said Grunty, waving her hands in the air and magically creating a hole underneath Banjo "Good riddance hairball."
Banjo fell into the hole leaving Gruntilda and Mary to fly away, back to the Zombie King.