RWBY Vs JNPR

(Inspired by Red Vs Blue)


So, here's the idea:

We take RWBY, we take Red Vs Blue, and we combine them together, and then we get...!

A bunch of idiots fighting a pointless battle in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.

Yep, that's it.

This is just a comedy series where we place RWBY and JNPR into the seats of the Reds and Blues and watch what happens. Even better, we take their characters, toss in all their fanon traits and characteristics and watch what happens.

We've got Red Team, consisting of their Seargent Ruby Rose, a weapon and cookie obsessed lune who is way too young and immature for the job and takes just as much pride as her smuggled in dog Zwei as she does her red uniform despite not being taken seriously at all by her subordinates, and Corporal Weiss Schnee, a prim and proper neat freak who would rather be singing than fighting, is possibly a racist, and has more concern with sticking it to her father and talking herself up as the best soldier on the team despite never winning a single fight. Below them are the regular soldiers, that being Blake Belladonna, a lazy woman who would rather read her smut books and write even worse smutty fanfictions than fight, tends to run from any major or minor problem when it poses the slightest inconvenience, and continues to act like a cat all the time, up to sleeping in cardboard boxes and being obsessed with fic, and Yang Xiao Long, Ruby's older, overprotective half-sister and a pun-obsessed woman with one hell of a potty mouth who is just as obsessed with fighting as she is partying and tinkering with her bike.

And then, there's Blue Team, consisting of Seargent Jaune Arc, a clumsy oaf who continues to fumble his way through leadership and every fight that he gets into despite having absolutely no idea what he is doing, is desperately trying to prove that he is a capable soldier without his family's connections, and yet is also someone one of the biggest lady-pullers on the team despite having a massive crush on Weiss and both being absolutely dense and also having no clue what makes him so attractive to women (a parody of his tendency to get thrown into harems by the FNDM), and his second in command Pyrrha, an absolute unit of a fighter and possibly one of the best combat experts in the entire Blue Army, and yet is also a pushover and general doormat, doesn't really stand up for herself much, supposedly fell in love with Jaune at first sight despite never having a conversation with him, and yet may also have a thing for seeing him with other girls. Below them is Lie Ren, the supposed scout of the team despite being one of the laziest people they'd ever known, has a strange fixation on drinking algae from swamps, and is completely oblivious to the incredibly obvious affections of his teammate, Nora Valkyrie, an enthusiastic battle and explosion loving psychopath just as possessively obsessed over Ren (read Yandere) as she is over pancakes and breaking peoples' legs.

And the piece of real estate that they were fighting over?

Beacon Canyon, a useless chunk of land in the middle of nowhere.

Their objectives?

Capture the other side's flag.

Suffice to say, both sides of this seemingly pointless war are rather fed up and bored with it.

And so, begins the tale of the war between the Reds vs the Blues, or rather RWBY vs JNPR, a story of boredom, pottering about, getting up to all sorts of antics to pass the time, and the most important thing of all...

Standing around and talking.