Beacon Theft Auto

(Inspired by Hololive GTA and Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran)

One day, during one of their weekly meetings with the other team leaders in Beacon, Ruby and Jaune begin to dream of a place in which they can escape from all the shenanigans that their teammates force them to put up with. Being a team leader is a stressful job after all, especially when some of your teammates (Blake) tend to drag them and everyone else into all sorts of mad escapades whenever they get the chance.

So, the next day, the two decide to build their own little fort in the middle of the Beacon campus, which they decide to name Fort Kick-Butt.

And in Fort Kick-Butt, the two tired team leaders are able to finally find some peace and quiet...

Until someone else joins them in the fort.

And then another, and then another.

Then, after so many fellow team leaders join them in Fort Kick-Butt, Jaune and Ruby are forced to make a seating area for them all. Then one of them gets hurt, so they decide to make a little infirmary for them to rest in.

Then as more people join the fort, this time even people outside of team leaders, Ruby and Jaune decide that they need a place to make food for them and end up incorporating one of the dorm kitchens into their ever-expanding fort. Then, they need to keep some semblance of order within the fort that is increasingly getting bigger around them so they start assigning people roles, from doctor to cook to construction worker to police officer-

And just like that, Fort Kick-Butt has been renamed into the Kingdom of Kick-Butt, and has taken over the entirety of Beacon's campus as a miniature city made out of cardboard, papier-mâché, and tinfoil.

And the people within have become immersed in what is essentially a full-scale LARPing session.

Basically, this story is the RWBYfied version of the (as of writing this) recent Hololive GTA event that took place not too long ago, with Ruby and Jaune working as the moderators for this massive event.

We've got:

The KBPD, with Captain Ciel Soleli and her fellow police officers Weiss Schnee, Arslan Altan, Lie Ren, Nebula Violette, and detectives Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias.

The Kick-Butt Hospital, with Director Nora Valkyrie and her doctors May Zedong, Scarlet Davis, and Velvet Scarlatina.

The Ice Cream Factory (which is totally a legitimate business and not a secret mafia), with head baker Mint (Neo) and her assistants Penny Polendina and Pyrrha Nikos.

The actual mafia, with Yang Xiao Long as its head, and her minions Mercury Black, Neon Katt, Sage Ayana, Octavia Ember, and Emerald Sustrai.

And then there's everyone else, from Reese Chloris the mechanic, to Blake Belladonna the protestor (what does she protest? Everything), to Yatsuhashi Dachi the psychic, to Cinder Fall the only person who is questioning just what the hell is going on, and everyone else.

And from there, everyone involved in this wild role playing session begins to get mixed up in their own misadventures and wacky hijinks...

As for what those misadventures are, well, I'll leave up to you.

This is just a silly story that I thought up on a whim, inspired by all the antics that Hololive got up to in their GTA V session together. It seemed like too good of an idea to go to waste.