Red and Scarlet Have Children:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Scarlet was pacing. "Scarlet, what are you doing," asks Red.
"Oh, Red, Darling, I have a surprise," says Scarlet, "I'm working on an experiment!"
"Really," asks Red, "what is it?"
"I'm creating life," says Scarlet. The machine beeps. "They're ready!" She runs to it.
"Wait, what is the experiment," asks Red.
"Look, our own little babies," says Scarlet.
"What," asks Red.
Three little red babies. "Aren't they adorable," asks Scarlet.
"Scarlet, what were you thinking," asks Red, "we're evil mad scientists! We can't raise babies!"
"Oh, Red, there's no reason we can't," says Scarlet.
"I came to see the babies," says Blue. He then sees them. "Awe, they're so cute! Hi, I'm your Uncle Blue!"
"The Babies like you," says Scarlet.
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Red and Scarlet try to take care of the babies, but they prove to be very difficult. The babies keep throwing things, crying, and… take a guess.
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"I knew this was a bad idea," says Red.
"At least they're asleep," says Scarlet.
But then they learn that the babies got a whiff of the Lookies' cake and went to find it. "They what," asks Red.
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The babies find the cake, but the Giant Lookie almost gets them, until Scarlet came and beat it up. "Are you alright," asks Red.
"Don't worry, Mommy and Daddy are here," says Scarlet.
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The babies are now asleep. "You were right," says Scarlet, "raising babies is hard!"
"But I think we can do it… together," says Red.
The End