CRAFTYCORN Is STALKED By CATNAP!:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
CraftyCorn's Story:
It all started back when we were human children at the orphanage. I was always shy. My only friends were my drawings. There was one kid who was nice to me. His name was Theo. I didn't know he had a crush on me at the time. I thought he was just being nice.
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Then one day, Dr. Sawyer turned all eight of us into the Smiling Critters and I became CraftyCorn while Theo became CatNap. We were all scared, but DogDay reassured us it would be fine.
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Then came us starring in our new TV show. I was nervous, but DogDay comforted me. CatNap didn't appreciate that. I didn't realize the trouble that came from it.
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After we did our pilot, we were still living in Home Sweet Home.
"CraftyCorn, I heard you were looking for some red," says CatNap, "I got you a new red crayon!"
"Oh, thank you, CatNap," I said, "that was very nice."
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I started drawing my friends, but I then started getting the feeling I was being watched.
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I was walking and I realized someone was uncomfortably close. I then looked and realized it was Bobby. "Hi," says Bobby.
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I continued walking and realized CatNap was secretly following me.
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When I was alone in the bedroom, I checked CatNap's bed and found photos of me. Photos that I never gave him permission for! I was impressed at his photography skills, but I was also horrified at the implications!
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I then showed them to DogDay. "Don't worry," says DogDay, "we're going to do something about CatNap!"
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I was walking when CatNap came, but he was bigger. "CatNap… what happened to you," I asked.
"Do you like my bigger body," asks CatNap, "Sawyer provided it for me! And he can do the same for you! I can help with that!"
I then ran and CatNap chased after me.
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I was in a dead end. "There's no use in running now," says CatNap, "you're mine!"
That's when the others attacked CatNap. "As long as we're around, you're never getting your claws on her," says DogDay. But that was also when CatNap cut off DogDay's legs.
Present:
"All because DogDay was just a good friend," says CraftyCorn.
"So, you want your pizza or not?"
"Oh, sorry," says CraftyCorn, "I do this everytime I pay for take out!"
The End
