Jervis: I've already sent good vibes your way… they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Jonathan : This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up
Jervis: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Jonathan : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Jervis: No! Four to five seconds!
Jonathan : Too late!!!
Jervis: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Jonathan : Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Jervis: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
Jervis: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Edd: How am I supposed to know?
Jonathan : You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Edd: *sighs*
Edd: You wouldn't be trapped.
Jervis, to Edd: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Edd, motioning to themself and Jonathan : No no no no no, TWO idiots!
The squad is having dinner together*
Jervis: Edd, can you pass the salt?
Edd: *Throws Jonathan across the table*
Harley: Okay, truth or dare?
Pam: Truth
Harley: How many hours have you slept this week?
Pam:
Pam: ...Dare
Harley: Go to bed.
Pam: I don't like this game.
Harley: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Pam: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Harley: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Harley: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Pam: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Harley please come to the front desk?
Harley, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Pam and Selena
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Pam and Selena, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Harley: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
Harley: Tell Pam about the birds and the bees.
Selena: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Harley: Um, Pam, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Pam: We need money!
Harley: You're scamming him?
Pam: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Harley: What?! No way!
Pam: Why not? We already stole Selena!
Selena: Hey guys
Harley: No, we didn't. Selena can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Selena: I wanna steal