To say the Titans were in a pickle was an understatement. Beast boy, vanished and now they found a green dog and were chasing it, because logic said the Green dog had to be beast boy. Starfire held her hands out, "Why does friend beast boy run for us?" Zoe commented, "Maybe he is stuck and forgot he is a person." Max then spoke up, " with raises question on how he got stuck. I mean we have a UFO report maybe his powers had an reaction to some kind of alien energy meaning we need him and the alien to unshapeshifter mode lock him." This was a logical statement , even though if you watched the show you know it's wrong.
The dog turned a corner the Titans chasing it as Cyborg was trying to search for his communicator , "The communicator is why off, he most have dropped it when he got locked into dog mode." Again wrong but it was logic. They tailed the dog, Raven trying to grab him with her magic, only for when she pulled him close the dog to lick her making her lose focus and he got away into the sewers while Raven was slimed, "...gross... " she wiped her face off, " Now I can't kiss my girlfriend before taking a bath." Starfire gagged holding her nose, she couldn't stand dog spit smell.
Robin headed down, " titans go we have to capture Beast boy!" they chased heading down where they cornered what they thought was beast boy. Zoe held her arms out, "It's fine beast boy it's fine we are just here to help you buddy, Come on you have to remember us." That's when it's tongue stretched out and grew to slime Raven again before it turned to slime and wiggled through pipes. Everyone blinked. Zoe said, "...That's not beast boy...we got the wrong green shape shifting dog...which...how is there two for this mix up to happen?" She said just puzzled by the got dam odds.
Max then spoke up saying, "Okay now Correct me if I am wrong but If we had the alien thinking it's beast boy does that mean, Beast boy is on the alien ship, haven been mistaken for this other green shape shifting dog?" Raven who was covered head to toe in slime, "...Great we need to capture it for a trade!" Robin spoke up, "It oozes and it loves to lick raven meaning Cyborg go built trap and meet us Raven you will be bait." Starfire was gagging on the slime stink.
Half an hour later they tricked it into sliming into a ball. Cyborg sealed the lid and said, "Okay now That we know this isn't B.B, it means his communicator signal is his location come let's wheel this thing off to trade for our friend." the dog in the jar spoke up, "I refuse to go back to being Soto's pet." Everyone jumped in shock, " I am deeply sorry for your friend this Beast boy who's ability to shape shift lead to this mix up, but He will understand my reasoning for refusing to return to being that child's pet. "
Raven gagged as she was covered in slime, "...You could talk...WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU WEREN'T BEAST BOY?" The dog's reply was to say, "I was having too much fun, What can I say I am just a hound dog." Everyone booed the pun. " Now that said I have enough sympathy for this beast boy to help you spring him. I know the ships codes Let me out I shall take you and open the door to reclaim your friend. Oh and I demand another lick on the grey girl." Starfire called out, "WE THE REFUSE!"
Later on at the ship it's door opened and Soto attacked them he was a big baby, by all meaning the sonic cannon of Cyborg didn't work and he was smacked away. Super chomp charged with electric charge , but made of stone, he just hugged chomp till he became a card, he gasped and saw the card, "best trading card ever." That's when dinosaur happened by Zoe. tail whack in air, Five flyers smakcing him which he hugged, on the way down he hit the ground as the three tanks tackled him, he hugged them too, then three futabasaurus super canon water spitting making him giggle. He then hugged pairs carding her, "That was amazing."
Robin throw his bird arrangs but they did nothing, So Starfire throw star bolts but nothing happened, so Raven crossed arms and with chant, Soto was in the air being rocked and the big baby sucked his thumb and went to sleep. Beast boy came out free of the shock collar, "That was a horrible day."
The dog said, "I will take him home and tell his parents I formally quit being his pet, At least I can do as it appears I behaved very poorly with letting beast both be napped so I could escape but we are throwing away the collar and remote. not taking chances." Sure enough soto was loaded and took off.
Everyone went to Hug beast boy but he turned into a bug to avoid and he turned normal saying, " dudes I am kind of affectionate out I had enough of it, Right now I just want to go take a bath, and quietly read comics in my room alone before going to bed early." Everyone gasped in horror as beast boy said this. Starfire's jaw dropped, " quietly?" Raven blinked, " Read?" Robin "bath?" Cyborg, " Go to bed?" Max and Zoe hugged and declared, "WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU MAN?"
The green boy said this, "That's between me and my therapist dudes. ...of which I will be asking Rose and Aki to help me find one, tomorrow when I see them as to not wake the baby." Raven said one thing, "I am scared, very very scared." Starfire said this, "That is the correct statement The girlfriend Raven." The metal man banged his heart, " What did the alien do to him? What did he do to you buddy? What happened while we was chasing that other green shape shifting animal?" Zoe commented, "we may never known and I think that is for the best."
the next morning Beast boy was neatly eating breakfast. Aki watched this holding the new baby and just gasping in horror, "What did that giant baby do to you?" Rose nodded, even the baby was crying for beast boy. Cyborg said this, "We want to hug him but he won't allow it, he looks scared like the giant space stone baby gave him PTSD over physical affection, That baby traumatized him." Everyone cried for beast boy.