Dearest Merlin,

Please come to my chambers at your earliest convenience.

Love,

Guinevere


Idiot-

Come here at once. Council chambers. Don't get distracted on your way. I expect you in half a candlemark.

-K. A.


Dearest Guinevere,

I am a bit preoccupied with making a potion. Please be patient. I will be there soon.

Love,

M


Prat,

I don't hear the warning bells, so I'll be there later.

Love,

M


Merlin-

You absolute buffoon, I have something important I wish to discuss with you. Get here now. If I have to come and find you, you'll regret it.

-K.A.


Clotpole,

I must respond to a summons from Queen Guinevere first. Surely you can get along without me for a candlemark.

Love,

M


Idiot-

I'm not sending another stupid message. Get here now.

-K.A.


Dollophead,

As previously stated, I must first meet with the queen. If I'm late to see her because I am attending to you, then woe befall you.

Love,

M


Idiot,

It seems Camelot has received personal invitations from Nemeth to attend their celebrations.

Three personal invitations.

I'm joining you and my wife in my chambers in two candlemarks. You have much explaining to do.

-K.A.


Gaius,

Is there any way you can break me out of the Queen's chambers in the next candlemark?

-M


Merlin,

No.

-Gaius