Peaswy stumbles its way into EB Games, looking to pick up some game consoles to use to repair its body from its fight with Peaswy Special Edition. It walks over towards the register, but sees that Teriyaki Jakyoin is currently busy dealing with Flex, the log cabin, who is trying to sell him the leftover scraps of a rotisserie chicken in a plastic container.
"I'm tellin' ya mate, we don't take that heah." Teriyaki says in a thick Australian accent, which is barely intelligible with how heated this discussion has gotten by this point.
"You don't know what you're saying, this is the best offer you'll get all week. I'll take 50 MU, no, 20 MU. Do you realize how good of a deal this is?"
Teriyaki looks around to make sure nobody is listening, his gaze passing over Peaswy and Cyathocalyx, who he mistakes for a stack of consoles and a house plant. He then leans in and starts whispering to Flex.
"Alroight mate, I'm listenin', tell ya what, keep this between us, I'll give ya a fat stack o' dollarydoos for it, and you can go right back on yer way."
Just as Peaswy begins to fear it may never get any service from this guy, it suddenly gets picked up by another EB games employee, who also mistakes it for a stack of consoles and puts it on a cart to bring to a different part of the store.
"About time. Hey, where can I get me a console like these ones?" Peaswy says, pointing at its head.
"Yeah we have those, but as part of store policy, you gotta buy a game with it. Too many people buying consoles and not buying any games and then they come back and complain to us." the employee responds.
"I already have games at home." Peaswy states.
"I don't believe you."
"Fine, just give me…that one." Peaswy points at a random shitty-looking game on a shelf nearby.
"That's not even for the right console. We don't even sell the console for that one."
"Well I have one of those consoles at home."
"Fine, whatever, I don't have time for this. Let me make sure the game is even in the case." the employee picks up the case and opens it, and is enveloped in a blue glow from inside the case as an icy portal sucks him inside. The case closes itself and clatters to the ground after swallowing up the employee, and Peaswy looks at it with intrigue, before swiping the box up off the ground and taking it for itself. It also snatches up a console, and then starts sneaking over towards the entrance. Just as its about to leave the store, Teriyaki peers over Flex and stares straight at Peaswy, calling out to it.
"Oi! You gonna pay for that, mate?" Teriyaki yells, and Peaswy stops in its tracks, reluctantly turning around and heading over towards the register, where Flex is now yelling about some new nonsense.
"Hey, quit ignoring me, I come to this store every week offering these amazing deals, I'd like to think you and I are pals, and now you're acting like you barely know me, and you're doing this stupid voice. That's why I brought you those chicken scraps, the real Teriyaki Jakyoin would never accept that offer!" Flex rambles, while Peaswy shoves him to the side, placing the items on the counter. Teriyaki stares at Peaswy, breathing heavily while he scans the items. Once the transaction is complete, Peaswy starts to walk away, and Teriyaki's grin grows wide and sinister as he reaches up towards a zipper that had previously been concealed under his bangs and begins ominously counting down.
"Five…four…three…" Teriyaki mumbles quietly, and Flex glances at him, seeing that he's reaching for a zipper on his head.
"I knew it! You're not real! Hey, dude- DUDE! DUDE LOOK!" Flex frantically tries to get Peaswy's attention, while Teriyaki slowly unzips the skin suit, letting free from its confines the impossibly large figure of the Yowie. "Come on, there's no time! Get on my legs!"
Peaswy gives Flex a confused look as he runs over, but understands once Flex points out into the parking lot, where his legs are sitting cross-legged.
"...two…one…zero. The Yowie is coming." bellows the Yowie. Flex and Peaswy hop onto Flex's legs, which stand up and start running as fast as they can.
"IT'S GAINING ON US!" Flex cries, watching the Yowie effortlessly closing the gap with each passing moment. Flex's legs work overtime to jump over and swerve around anything in their path, narrowly managing to leap over a diminutive purple locomotive. The Yowie attempts to ram straight through the train, but as it would turn out, this is no ordinary train, and is actually Lava Train, a Stand being piloted by its user, Wreck Woo. Upon contact with Lava Train, the Yowie is redirected to an orphanage in the distance, which instantaneously obliterates the building and its inhabitants, creating a visible mushroom cloud that Peaswy and Flex stare at in awe. Wreck Woo peeks out of the window of Lava Train.
"What was that? Did I hit somebody? I was on my way to see if those police guys with the Woo names would hire me because I also have Woo in my name." Wreck Woo says, but Peaswy and Flex don't answer him, instead choosing to take a sharp turn and try to get as far away from the Yowie's direction as possible.
"Thanks for saving us, but we can't stay." Peaswy tells Wreck Woo. "We gotta get out of here."
Flex nods, shifting his legs into higher gear as they ride off into the sunset, while Wreck Woo watches with a confused look.