One i[lon a time, Cartol lassoriter was haivng a wonderful day . Sjhawn was saying something really funny and 5TIS Lassiter. Sorry excuse. me. :a Lassiter said , "Shut up faggot!" Shudde2n;y he felt soemthing warmin his butt . He said. IOh no! I: gotts go! Gus sat nearby an said . "
What do you feel the biurn of karma?: Lassiter said, "Igh! !" Ad ran away clitcihing his buttocks. He sudeenly was was horrified. He heard the pea. O mean.
He felt the pain of a n eveil fart before and knew when to run to the barhtoom as any respectivble man everer did but, this was ifferent. It felt leke Satan was nuzzling up against his wonderufl loains. He finally made it to the stall but somebofy was in there.
"GET OUT! HHe ssaid. Shawn stepped ou.t "Im just tinkling." Lassiter said Ugh go away you never leave me alone i have an enemergencty! Shawn said, "What are you finally giving birth?" Lassiter said, "No that was a different fanfic prompt werent you paying attwntpn to tge tge pickerwheel?" Shawn 3ran wayau in fesr at t this sudenn fourth wall breakbut bnot feferoe sublyty winking into thoe camera. LAssiterr finally got into the stll. once a place he callldx so awful and bad and cold and stupid, But now, it qas like Havens gates wheich constatsts waith the formr 3anyalaogy about Satna. Anywa7s he finally got in and sat down on tjhe toilet. But he shockingly realized that no poop was oming out. "Ugh1!" He said. He he was just about having enough with this stupid baka lifwe when he heard something. "Shut up hoe/" Sai d a voice. "What?" He said surprised. Teh oice wa s a little muffled. "Down here "dais the voice."WHst?
Lassiter shockingly Stood up and checked his butt in the mirror. It was look ing orbular as ever. "Hey,":he said. "Looking good." The voice groaned."no Down here between your stupid cheeks" Said the vocie. "What"? Lassiter scaredly spread his cheeks open. There was as a evil mouth on hi butthole with evil teeth in it it said. "Ive had enough of this. Buddy. My ame is evil sentient buttholde and im getting outta here." Beofre lassier could respond the evil butthole leaped out of his loins and took his entire anus alwong with it. "Get back here!" He said swatting at the snakeleike creature but it had already lept out the window. And that thes the story of how lassiter is totally smooth down there.
The end.