On Cain's actions. And Inquisitorial consequences.
Cain felt terror. During a regular morning stroll he slipped. If not for the unnamed Borg he would have painted the ground red. Fortunately, the former Magos had saved his life. In his dazed state, he babbled his agreement to whatever it was saying.
Maybe he should finally take to that beach-resort the Vice-Queen had been gushing about? Yes, that would be a great idea. Calling the Borg back, Cain asked if they could make something specific. Perhaps something to help demolish all those ugly mansions.
You are reading the second page of the report sent by Inquisitor Xanathor Ligma of The Holy Order of the God-Emperors Holy Inquisition (Hereticus) regarding the mechanical heretek's in the Black Commissar's dormain.
The Wave-Rider – The Wave-Rider is, once again, according to the heretics a wonderous relic from Terra. It is unnaturally thin with a V-signed nose. The Wave-Rider's thinness makes it excellent in rivers, sewers, and other narrow bodies of water. The Cainites claim to use it for recreational purposes, while I know that the hedonistic forces of the Ruinous Powers are prone to waste this is still an obvious lie. It's true purpose is to rapidly contest, patrol, supply and otherwise operate in various wetlands. In swamps, jungle, deltas under hives. It matters not. The Wave-Rider's small frame, high speed and excellent agility has allowed it to outrun and outmanoeuvre larger imperial patrols with contemptuous ease. Fortunately, due to its small size the heretics have to make some sacrifices regarding armament. The heaviest armed Wave-Rider's feature two mounted heavy weapons (Stubbers's, Heavy Bolters, Lascanons, Rocket launchers. Some madmen have even mounted Heavy Plasma guns.) With a crew of six-eight men. (A demi-captain who leads the boat. A first mate who sail the boat. Two gunners. Two assistant gunners who also counts as loaders. And, depending on crew and mission they may also take a vox- and/or -redacted- -specialist.) The medium variant sacrifices a single heavy weapon for increased crew-capacity. The weapon-choices are the same as above, but the crew is noticeably different with a crew of either nine or ten. (A demi-captain who leads the boat. A first mate who sails the boat. One gunner and his assistant. Four soldiers from the USA. One squad leader. Sometimes they are accompanied by a specialised agent.) The light variant is the one the heretics have used for their 'civilian' population. Make no mistake, this one is still dangerous in the hand of a cunning commander. It carries no armament (beside that assigned to its crew). This initial weakness is more than made up for by its crew of twelve to fifteen. (A demi-captain who leads the boat. A first mate who sails the boat. Eight soldiers from the USA. A senior squad leader. A junior squad leader who studies under the senior. Sometimes a platoon or company leader. Sometimes a medic. Sometimes a vox-specialist.) The Yomi-chan – From my own studies I have discovered that the Yomi are an ancient subspecies of Ogryn proficient in sorcery. 'Chan' meanwhile is an archaic word for someone desirable, usually a sibling or cousin. It should therefor come as no surprise how horrifying the modern Yomi is. While it may share many outwards traits with the noble dreadknight. The truth is far more sinister. The exoskeleton leaves the wearer as exposed as the dreadknight, or the repentia used by the Sororita, with a crucial difference. The Yomi is etched in foul runes that would disgust any righteous soul. We have discovered that it can only be piloted by psykers. The runes are, according to the heretics, a 'way-link' with each other. This allows the Yomi-chan's to combine their powers in a choir, no matter their personal distance. Extreme caution is advised when dealing with these behemoths. They have been observed spitting their foul sorcery out of each other. While the heretics claim to use them mainly in construction and demolition, anyone studying basic strategy will know the immediate falsehood of such a destructive machine. Thankfully, only a handful have been confirmed to exist. (The claim that its pilot are not natural sorceress is heretical as psykers are cursed at birth and therefore not created. Should you hear anything else, please report to the local commissariat.) The Motor-Stick. I… It is just a multitool. That is all. The Magos' I work with just thought it was neat. Fuck it. The Motor-Stick is the most wonderous tool ever discovered since ever. It has every tool ever created in it. The tools are built with a self-repair function and are built of a strange black material. It is a Multitool. There 'Magos'. Are you happy? It can do everything that man can think of. Just better. The Omnissiah is truly generous with his blessi-. This is Magos Choco-Etal. Remember to edit these notes. Don't tell me what to do. Or what, you're going to forget the meaning of -redacted- or are you going to repeat what -redacted-. Fuck off. This is my report. This is the result of teamwork, meatbag. Mars is receiving a similar, if edited, copy. -Redacted- -Redacted- Smug -Redacted- Fine. Let's make the next few pages presentable, we'll work on this one after. Acceptable. Meatbag.
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