From: Inquisitor de Lacey, Ordo Hereticus
To: Inquisitor Tannenburg, Ordo Hereticus
Priority: Magenta
Content Brief: Results of Deep-Cover Surveillance on Slawkenburg - Postscript
So, in summary: The rumors of Daemonic Activity on Slawkenburg are just that. Passive queries have revealed that the only times Daemons have manifested on Slawkenburg were accidental summonings of Nurglite Daemons and that these instances were always immediately neutralised by the the Slawkenburg USA.
After several months posing as a waitress in an Amasec Bar, I have not seen any depraved rituals devoted to the Dark Prince, or mass sacrifices to Khorne by the USA. If it wasn't for all the heretical influences, Slawkenburg would be a rather nice place to live. And while we're on that topic...
It is a nice place to live. I've seen dozens of people toasting the Council and Ciaphas Cain for their deliverance from the Giorbas (Addendum 15-V: Having read the records of their control of Slawkenburg, The Liberation Council saved us the trouble when they executed them) and the overall quality of life is better than any Hive World I've visited. After some light prompting by my workplace colleagues, I decided to attend one of the celebrations by the Handmaidens. I have never been to a more enjoyable party in my life.
That was last month. I have attended several more since.
Now; I know your reputation, so I know that by merely stating the fact that I regularly partake in the Handmaiden's celebrations and by gleefully stating the fact that I have one of them waiting for me in my bed as I type this postscript that you already have a bolter round with my name on it waiting for me, so I'm not coming back. I'd rather live here than in your frakking Imperium. I understand that professional discourse is supposed to be necessary but at this point I don't care anymore.
Since this will be the last communication we will ever have, I just want to take the opportunity to say that I've always hated your frakking hairstyle.
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"...Krystabel, Why is it that the first I know of another Inquisitor on Slawkenburg is when she arrived outside the Palace requesting asylum?"