Chapter 2 Academy and Team
The next morning Tohru was cooking in Naruto's kitchen while humming to herself.
"Morning..." Naruto groaned as he came into the kitchen.
"Morning Naruto-kun!" Tohru said with a bright smile.
"Where did you get the food?" Naruto asked curiously as he still need to go grocery shopping.
"I went to the store on my own while you were still asleep." Tohru said.
"Do you not sleep?" Naruto asked.
"I do, but I woke up early so I could go get you food so you can eat breakfast before you go." Tohru said.
"How did you pay for the food?" Naruto asked.
"With the gold I had." Tohru said smiling.
"Wait, you have gold?" Naruto asked.
"Lots of dragons have huge amounts of gold." Tohru said as she continued to cook.
Naruto sat at the table waiting for his food.
"Wait how do you know how to cook?" Naruto asked.
"I found a cookbook in the kitchen." Tohru said holding up a book that said cooking for dummies.
"Cooking for dummies?" Naruto said with a deadpan look.
"Yea it had your mom's name on the cover, apparently this was hers." Tohru said opening the book to show the name Kushina Uzumaki written inside the book.
Naruto chuckled at this. "I guess mom wasn't much of a cook at first." He said.
"Ta-da~" Tohru said presenting him his breakfast.
"Wow rice with some meat and vegetables." Naruto said.
"Yep, it's my tail meat!" Tohru said smiling happily.
Naruto paused at this and heard Kurama laughing at him from his subconscious. "What?" Naruto asked.
"Two things moron, 1: dragon tails are poisonous if not prepared right." Kurama said.
"I need to get better cooking books for her." Naruto thought paling. "And two?" He asked Kurama.
"Dragons present their tail meats to their would be mates." Kurama said with a evil grin.
Naruto blushed brightly at this as Kurama continued to laugh at him.
"Something wrong?" Tohru asked curiously.
Naruto shook his head and looked at Tohru. "Kurama said that dragon tails are poisonous to humans." He said keeping it simple.
Tohru frowned at this. "Oh dang! I forgot to make sure I removed the poison." She said sounding sad.
"It's ok you're still new at this, me and you can get real food later after my meeting with my team." Naruto said with a smile trying to comfort Tohru.
Tohru smiled at this and nodded at him determined to do better.
Naruto then looked at a clock on the wall. "Oh dang it, I'm gonna be late!" He yelled as he got up to leave.
"But you haven't eaten!" Tohru said with a frown.
"I'll eat later! I'll meet up with you later today!" Naruto said as he rushed out.
Tohru frowned at this. "Naruto will need lunch today... I know!" She thought as she made some wings appear on her back as she took off out of a window.
Some Time Later
Naruto was on his way to the academy for team assignments and he was lucky he wasn't late.
"Can't believe Tohru tried to feed me tail meat." Naruto thought with a light shudder.
"And it was still poisonous too." Kurama thought at Naruto as he cackled from Naruto's mindscape.
"You're just upset I'm living with a member of a race that kicked your ass." Naruto said.
"Magic doesn't count damn it!" Kurama yelled.
Naruto chuckled at this as he arrived at the academy and entered his classroom for the final time.
"This is a nice place."
Naruto jumped as Tohru was beside him. "D-Did you follow me?" He asked.
"Hey Naruto, who's the babe?" Kiba asked from his seat.
"In your dreams, dog boy." Tohru said flatly.
Kiba frowned at this as his puppy Akamaru sniffed at Tohru and barked at Kiba.
"So cute~" Tohru said petting Akamaru.
"What you mean she smells like smoke and lizards?" Kiba asked Akamaru.
"She's my friend." Naruto said as he took his seat.
"I'm Naruto-kun's new maid!" Tohru proclaimed happily.
This got silence from the class before some of the students laughed.
"You're so desperate for friends, you'd pay some girl to hang out with you, what an idiot." A certain brooding teen said.
"Naruto-kun saved my life and I'm his maid now so watch your mouth duck hair!" Tohru said.
"Yeah right, Naruto can't do anything." A certain pink haired girl said.
"Just like you can't do your own hair right, Ms. Pink bubblegum head." Tohru countered.
"Tohru just ignore them" Naruto said
"Yeah just shut up and take the insults like the idiot does." Sasuke said.
"...You're an Uchiha aren't you?" Tohru said as her hair covered her eyes.
Naruto blinked before remembering what Tohru said the Uchiha clan did to her race before he stepped in front of Tohru before she could lunge at Sasuke.
"That asshole has it coming!" Tohru yelled as Naruto dragged her to his seat putting her next to him.
"Man, what a freak." Sasuke said.
"OK class time to assign teams. Naruto why is there a maid with you?" Iruka asked.
"She's my maid and she decided to follow me here." Naruto said.
"Ah I heard you inherited your parent's house, congrats." Iruka said nodding as he heard from Kakashi that Naruto inherited a house.
"This idiot has no parents." Sakura said.
"Obviously he did since he has a house now." Shikamaru said.
"Thank you, Mr. Pineapple head." Tohru said making the class laugh.
"Your maid's a drag Naruto." Shikamaru said.
"Well, you're two letters off." Naruto muttered chuckling.
Tohru giggled at this finding this funny.
"N-Naruto-kun, when d-did you get a maid?" Hinata asked.
"I saved her life Hinata, you know I kinda hope I get a team with you, you're one of the few people in this class I don't kinda hate." Naruto said.
Hinata blushed at this and fainted with a smile on her face.
"She fainted." Tohru said as she looked at the girl curiously.
"Yeah, Hinata does that every time Naruto's around her." Kiba said boredly.
"Love rival!" Tohru thought with a determined glare.
An Hour Later
Tohru slept next to Naruto snoring adorably as people left to go with their teachers.
"Team 7, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno (Noo!), and Sasuke Uchiha (Yes!), your teacher will be Kakashi Hatake." Iruka said as Sakura made her voice heard.
"Naruto-kun, is she a girl or part howler monkey with that voice?" Tohru said as Sakura woke her up.
Naruto and Sasuke snorted at this.
"Ah, the Uchiha has a sense of humor." Naruto said snickering.
"You all should sit tight your teacher is prone to being late." Iruka said as he left.
"Inu does that a lot." Naruto said as he put his head down on his desk.
"While you wait I picked up some ramen for you for lunch." Tohru said taking out a takeout box.
"You picked up ramen for me?" Naruto asked surprised.
"Of course I did, you skipped breakfast and I wasn't gonna let you skip lunch." Torhu said with a smile.
"You skipping a meal? I find that hard to believe." Sasuke said as everyone knew Naruto pretty much always ate.
"Wait, where did you get the ramen?" Naruto asked.
Tohru smiled at this.
Flashback
Tohru landed in front of Ichiraku's and went inside.
"Hey miss what brings you here?" Teuchi asked with a smile.
"I'm here to pick up lunch for Naruto." Tohru said.
"Oh? You know Naruto?" Ayame asked.
"Yup I'm his new maid!" Tohru said with a smile.
"Any friend of Naruto is welcome here." Teuchi said with a big smile. "This is my daughter Ayame." he said gesturing to her.
"So what's he normally gets here?" Tohru asked.
"Ayame, give her Naruto's favorite." Teuchi said.
"He skipped breakfast so make it a double order" Tohru said.
"That Naruto always reckless. I tell him to not skip meals." Ayame said as she nodded and went into the kitchen.
"Thanks for looking out for him, miss?" Teuchi said hoping to get her name.
Tohru smiled and bowed her head at Teuchi. "I am Tohru." She said politely.
Flashback End
"Wow, when you look out for someone you commit." Naruto said with a smile at Tohru as he ate.
"I almost felt threatened that I'd have to compete with that Ayame girl for you." Tohru said.
"Her? I won't lie, the thought has been in my mind once or twice but she's like an older sister to me." Naruto said as Ayame has been looking out for him for as long as he could remember.
"Good." Tohru said with a smile that showed off her fangs.
"Now to see the living ramen vacuum eat." Sakura muttered.
"You're just complaining because your stupid diet doesn't let you eat a lot, flatty." Tohru said gesturing to Sakura's chest.
"Hey! I'm a respectable C-cup!" Sakura yelled at Tohru.
"Yea well I'm a DD-cup, so nyah!" Tohru said as she stuck out her tongue at Sakura.
"It's not about size, it's how you use it." Sakura grumbled.
"So I'm the only one with usable material?" Tohru said grinning.
Naruto snorted as did Sasuke as they covered their mouths.
"Who the hell are you laughing at?!" Sakura yelled in a rage.
"You." Sasuke said simply.
Sakura yelled as she threw a punch towards Naruto.
Tohru was instantly in front of her and caught the punch.
"Why are you hitting him, he's the one who said it?" Tohru said to her seeing the lack of sense in this.
"She has a major crush on duck ass so she won't hit him no matter what. She likes hitting me to feel good about herself." Naruto said.
"Oh so you're one of those girls, all caring about their looks instead of being effective people." Tohru said with a glare.
"Let me go!" Sakura yelled.
Tohru smiled evilly at this.
"Oh boy." Naruto said recognizing that look after only a day.
Tohru then threw Sakura out of a window.
Naruto and Sasuke's eyes widened as they ran to the window.
They saw Sakura in the arms of Kakashi.
"I'm guessing you all are Team 7?" Kakashi asked flatly.
"Yes, Inu." Naruto said with a knowing smirk.
"So... you figured out my real name." Kakashi said.
"Nah, Tohru recognized your scent." Naruto said.
"And this, I found it in Naruto's dad's room." Tohru said holding a picture of the Fourth Hokage with 3 people.
Sakura grunted as Kakashi dropped her and grabbed the picture. "I haven't seen those faces in a long time." He said softly.
"Aren't you gonna punish Naruto's crazy maid?" Sakura asked.
"We will settle this on the roof you three meet us up there." Kakashi said to Naruto Sasuke, Sakura and Tohru as he disappeared in a puff of smoke after he threw Sakura back up through the window.
Naruto and Sasuke nodded as they left with Tohru close behind.
"So your dad knew this guy?" Sasuke asked.
"Knew him? He trained him." Naruto said.
"Who is your dad anyway?" Sakura asked
"None of your business" Naruto said flatly.
"Wow him being mean to you, the world may be ending." Sasuke said.
"Well my Naruto-kun decided to keep his parent's identity to himself for now." Tohru said as she followed after Naruto.
"Can you at least give us a hint?" Sasuke asked.
"Where's the fun in that?" Naruto said as they all headed for the roof.
Academy Rooftop
Kakashi lightly enjoyed his book before watching as a fireball hits it. "Nooooo!" He said.
"One thing I should've mentioned is that Tohru hates smut and pervs." Naruto said.
"Your maid has ninja abilities?" Sasuke asked.
"You... could say that." Naruto said with a light laugh.
"Why is she even here? She's not a ninja." Sakura said.
"She has decided to follow me even though I told her to stay home before I left." Naruto said.
"But I missed you!" Tohru whined as she pouted at Naruto in an adorable sense.
"Your girlfriend maid is weird." Sasuke said flatly.
"She's not my girlfriend." Naruto said with an angry face still sporting a blush.
"Naruto don't say that!" Tohru whined as she pouted.
"You can stay, but you can't interrupt our meeting." Kakashi said.
"Okay." Tohru said.
"So before we start, I want each of you to state your name likes and dislikes and what you hope to accomplish Kakashi said.
"Naruto N- I mean Uzumaki, I like Ramen, Tohru, eating cinnamon rolls with Hinata I dislike people who blame others for what isn't there fault and I want to become a Hokage." Naruto said.
Tohru squealed at the fact Naruto liked her.
"I'm Sakura Haruno. I like Sasuke and hate Naruto-woah!" Sakura yelled as Tohru grabbed her and glared at her.
"Tohru." Naruto said pulling her back.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I have very few likes, I hate a certain someone and my dream is to kill him." Sasuke said.
"Emo much?" Tohru said blankly.
"How do you know what emo is?" Naruto asked with a chuckle.
"This book." Tohru said holding up a book.
"Tohru that's not a book, that's a dictionary." Naruto said to her not even knowing how one would even attempt to try and read an entire dictionary.
"Dictionary is a book you idiot- Hey!" Sakura yelled as she barely dodged out of the way of Tohru throwing the book at her head.
"Books are fun, dictionaries are boring." Naruto said.
"Manga doesn't count moron- Ow!" Sakura yelled as this time Tohru tripped her with her tail.
"And you miss Tohru?" Kakashi asked politely.
"I like Naruto-kun and I hate anyone who doesn't like him and I dream of becoming the perfect maid for him." Tohru said, her tail wagging behind her.
"What the?" Sasuke asked seeing the tail.
"Trust me you wouldn't believe me if I told you." Naruto said with a grin.
"Is it a bloodline?" Sakura asked.
"You could say that." Naruto said as that was pretty close to what it was.
"What about you sensei?" Sakura said.
"Naruto already knows pretty much everything about me, he knew me when I was in the anbu black ops." Kakashi said as he watched Naruto a lot.
Sasuke quirked an eyebrow at this. "A anbu?" He thought interested thinking there was more to their sensei.
"Remember when you fell asleep that one time?" Naruto said with a grin.
"Yeah... you doodled all over my mask." Kakashi said to Naruto his expression unreadable but one could just tell he had a smug teasing smile behind it.
"I was 5." Naruto said sheepishly.
"Meet me at Training Ground 7 tomorrow, oh and don't eat breakfast." Kakashi said before he poofed away.
"Yeah right." Naruto said
"What are we gonna do now?" Tohru asked curiously
"Well we are definitely eating breakfast, as without it you'll be starving, and a starving ninja is a weak ninja." Naruto said.
"So like her?" Tohru asked pointing at Sakura.
Sasuke covered his mouth chuckling again.
Sakura growled at this as she was getting sick of Tohru's mouth and making Sasuke laugh.
"Ok let's go grocery shopping." Naruto said to Tohru.
Tohru smiled at this and grabbed Naruto's hand. "Good you need more than ramen." She said as they walked off.
"But I like ramen." Naruto whined.
"You need a better diet besides you should try new foods." Tohru said.
"Well if you can get the shopkeepers to sell to me then alright." Naruto said.
"Oh they will sell to you." Tohru said with a evil look on her eyes.
"So... wanna go eat together?" Sakura asked Sasuke.
"I'm outta here." Sasuke said leaving making Sakura feel depressed.
I might reveal Naruto's future harem next chapter or the 4th. It all depends.