Total Drama Island! Chapter 8: Paintball Deer Hunter!, a total drama series fanfic

Hey, guys. Welcome to the new chapter of, 'Total Drama Island!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as the OC Julian Todoroki belongs entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

"Last time on Total Drama Island," Chris says with a smug smirk while standing on the Dock of Shame of Camp Wawanakwa as he begins recapping what happened in the last chapter. "Both teams set out on a canoe trip to deadly Boney Island. Max and Katie helped Gwen and Trent make up and repair their relationship after the last challenge's fiasco, and Beth accidentally exposed Noah's friendship with Owen, leading him to begin his revenge on Heather soon by stealing that Cursed Tiki Doll from Boney Island and tricking Heather into keeping it by telling her that it was Gwen's Lucky Charm. Not gonna lie; that plan was smooth. Anyway, there were winners, and there were losers. Also known as the Screaming Gophers. The last marshmallow was set to go to either Izzy or Heather, but the RCMP swooped in, and bam, Izzy hightailed it outta there. Ha, ha, ha, man, I knew the girl was nuts, but I didn't know she was totally insane. Now, will the Screaming Gophers suffer the curse of Boney Island? Will Noah get his revenge on Heather for his Best Buddy's Elimination? And will a certain braced-faced girl finally grow some balls and stand up to her? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter? Find out next on...TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

{Total Drama Island Theme Song!}

Random cameras and spotlights began appearing in random places in Camp Wawanakwa as one of the cameras appeared in a random forest, a spotlight appeared in front of the cabins, and a second camera appeared out of the ground while carrying around a surprised Beaver as a second spotlight comes out of a tree and knocked away a startled Squirrel as a pair of hands closing a clapperboard appeared and the camera then can be seen zooming in from right to left as it shows all of Camp Wawanakwa and the camera began moving up towards a cliff while showing Chris McLean drinking coffee and commanding the camera crew from a folding chair as the camera reaches the top of the cliff, and it proceeds to dive right down into the lake below as a big splash occurred.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,

You guys are on my mind!

Letting out a loud cheer, a smiling and excited Owen can be seen falling down from the Camp Wawanakwa High Cliff and heading straight down to crash against the lake, producing a huge splash as he swam around and then farted loudly, knocking out a fish with the smell as the camera then panned upwards and showed Bridgette and Geoff floating around in the lake on Bridgette's surfboard while wearing their swimtrunks and bikini as they were flirting with each other, only to stop when the smell of Owen's foul fart hits them, ruining the mood as the unconscious fish reached the surface, and an eagle flies by and picks it up as he proceeds to drop it somewhere in the forest.

You asked me what I wanted to be

And now I think the answer is plain to see,

I wanna be famous!

In the forest, we see a smiling DJ sitting in the forest with two birds, a chipmunk, a skunk, a frog, two squirrels, a tortoise, and a bunny hanging around him as he seems to get along well with them until the dead fish drops right in front of him, startling the animals and causing them to attack him, causing DJ to scream panickedly and turned around to run away as he runs past Duncan, who could be seen laughing at DJ's misfortune until he notices Courtney glaring at him disapprovingly as she crossed her arms at him and shakes her head as the Bad Boy grinned sheepishly.

I wanna live close to the sun,

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!

The camera then goes through the forest to where Heather and Leshawna are seen slap-fighting angrily in a rubber raft that falls off a waterfall since they were not paying attention as, once they fall by, Harold is seen practicing martial arts moves on a log stretched across a gorge behind the waterfall up until Izzy, who is swinging on a vine, crashes into him, sending them both flying back into camp from where they crash into the confessional and knock a half-dressed Lindsay out of it, revealing her pink panties as she landed in front of her boyfriend Julian, who recovered quickly as he ran over to help his girlfriend up to her feet and pulled up her skirt as she gave him a grateful kiss on the cheek.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way,

I'll get there one day,

Cause, I wanna be famous!

Chef Hatchet is then seen in the kitchen, stirring a pot of food with his bare hands as he looks over at Noah and Ezekiel, who are tied up together at the counter as they briefly glance at each other nervously before the camera pans over to the others, who are arm-wrestling at a nearby table as Tyler is struggling to win until Eva defeats him and grins evilly as she accidentally broke his hand, causing him to scream girlishly as she laughed.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

The camera then moves out the window and pans over to Sadie, who is sitting near the beach on some stairs and is fawning over Justin as said person looks at himself in two different mirrors, and a heavily blushing Max can be seen putting some sunscreen on his girlfriend Katie, who had taken off her bikini top and laid down on the ground with her breasts smushed against the blanket as she winked up at him sensually just as her boyfriend crushed the sunscreen accidentally as he sprayed her whole back with all of his bottled up white goo, causing her to giggle amusedly with a blush on her face as a seagull, with a fragment of net wrapped around its neck, is seen sitting on the water as a shark jumps over it and eats a trout in mid-air as The seagull appears to be safe until a mysterious tentacle grabs it and pulls it under the water.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

Beth is then seen when the camera moves over to the Dock of Shame as she begins twirling around two fire batons in her hands and then tosses the fire batons into the air, and it switches to night as Gwen and Trent are now seen sharing a romantic moment at the campfire pit, sitting next to each other and leaning in closely while smiling flirtatiously...until Cody appears between them, and puts his arms over their shoulders as the camera then zooms out with Gwen and Trent looking awkwardly at an oblivious and beaming Cody while the rest of the campers are seen gathered in a circle around the fire while whistling the tune of, 'I Wanna Be Famous!', as a wooden sign with the words, 'Total Drama Island!' painted onto it is then seen, and the words flash briefly as the screen goes black.

{Total Drama Island Theme Song Over!}

"So, you want to do it with Max, huh?" Katie asked as it was a normal day in Muskoka, Ontario, and we cue over to Camp Wawanakwa as we cue over to the Killer Bass Girls' Cabin, and we see her and Courtney sitting on Katie's Bed as the rest of the girls could be seen still sleeping and Max's Girlfriend had her waist-length black hair loose and free as she wore her pajamas, which consists of a long-sleeved baggy pink shirt that reaches down to her legs, pink panties, and no shoes.

"Yeah, I do." Courtney admitted with a light blush on her face while wearing her pajamas, which consisted of a pink face mask, a pink tank top, pink shorts, and a pair of pink slippers. "He helped me out so many times that I want to reward him, but since you are his girlfriend, I decided to ask you first."

"Eh, go ahead," Katie said with a casual tone as Courtney gave her a surprised look.

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah, I'm cool with it as long as you don't fall in love with him...you're not in love with him, are you?"

"No, I'm not. Trust me, I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a heartbreaker or a cheater nor do I condone it, which is why I asked you in the first place." Courtney stated firmly just as the sound of a helicopter occurred as we cue back to the inside of the Killer Bass Boys' Cabin, and we see a panicking Duncan sitting up as he looked around with a freaked-out look on his face.

"Oh! Hit the deck!" Duncan screamed while wearing his pajamas, which consisted of him being shirtless and wearing black boxers as he had no shoes.

"Ugh, what's going on?" A groggy Max asked while sitting up from his bunk bed and began stretching before reaching over to grab his glasses and put them on as he was wearing his pajamas, which consisted of a long-sleeved baggy dark gray shirt, black boxers, and no shoes.

"They're coming, man! They found us!" Duncan screams while hiding underneath a confused yet amused Geoff and DJ's Bunk Bed as we then cue over to the Screaming Gophers Girls' Cabin, and we see a startled Leshawna shooting up from her bed as she hits her head against the top bunk with a pained yelp.

"Ow!" Leshawna screamed while rubbing her head as she was wearing her pajamas, which consisted of a sleeveless translucent purple nightgown that showed off her black bra and black panties as she also wore a pair of purple slippers. "Okay, that nigga is really starting to get on my last nerve!"

"Whatever," Heather said with a bored tone while yawning as she gets up from the bed and rubs her eyes as she wore her pajamas, which consisted of a short-sleeved yellow shirt with the symbol of a pink bunny head planted in the middle, and pink shorts as she wears no shoes. "He just loves ruining our mornings. Anyway, Beth? Lindsay? Go warm up the shower for me, and remember..."

"Not too hot this time." An irritated Beth says with a groan while wearing her pajamas, which consisted of her wearing a silver orthodontic headgear and a puffy-sleeved seafoam nightgown that reached down to her legs and no shoes. "We know," Beth says with a glare as we then fast forward in time and we see Gwen, Lindsay, Leshawna, Bridgette, Katie, Courtney, and Eva standing in front of the Camp Wawanakwa Washrooms while wearing their normal clothes and trying very hard to hold in their pee as they were all forced to wait for Heather to finish using the washrooms, and if that wasn't bad enough, Beth was forced to come inside to help wash her peeling naked back.

"What's the hold-up?!" A glaring Bridgette asked while crossing her legs together and struggling not to pee herself.

"Heather needs her private time," Lindsay said in a strained voice.

"How long is the Queen Bitch gonna be in there?! I got urgent business!" Leshawna asked with a scowl on her face as Lindsay shrugged.

"She could still be a while," Lindsay said as a pouting Courtney crossed her arms.

"Why do you girls always make me go last?"

"Because every time we go after you, the toilet is deeper, and the toilet seat is so hot it feels like we're sitting on hot coals," Gwen says, deadpanned as Leshawna nods.

"Not to mention that you stink up the whole washroom after you take a shit, sugar. It's like twenty stink bombs went off at once." Leshawna says as Gwen nods and then huffs as she turns around to leave.

"Fuck this, I'm going lumberjack style."

"No need, I had enough of this!" Eva snapped while stalking towards the Camp Wawanakwa Washrooms as she raised her leg and proceeded to kick the door open, startling a naked Heather and Beth as she stormed inside, and the girls cheered as they ran inside to either take their showers or relieved themselves while ignoring a blushing and angry Heather's protests for them to leave her alone as, once they were done, the loudspeaker was turned on.

"I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet! Breakfast in ten minutes at the campfire pit!" Chris says as the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass perked up as they all quickly did their morning routines before running off as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to the Campfire Site as we see both groups sitting on the logs and watch on as the Host of Total Drama Island was currently informing them of their challenge of the week. "Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?!"

"..."

"...Okay, tough crowd...anyway, incoming!" Chris yelled as he held up a box filled with cans and proceeded to throw one towards Gwen, who flinched due to thinking it was about to hit her in the face, but luckily Trent came to the rescue and caught the can before it could hit her as he winked at the Sexy Goth, causing her to give him a blushing smile as the Host of Total Drama then tossed a bunch of cans of beans over to the rest of the campers. "This is breakfast."

"Ugh, no," Heather said with a disgusted tone as she looked at the can. "Breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs."

"Wow, you can tell how privileged she really is," Max whispered to Katie, who giggled as they were then forced to duck out of the way when an angry Heather tossed her can of beans over at them.

"Today's challenge is about survival," Chris explained while reaching behind him to pull out a paintball gun as he cocked it. "We're going hunting."

"Oh, hell yes!" Julian cheered while hugging Lindsay, who hugged him back eagerly as Duncan smirked cockily.

"Now that's more like it," Duncan said as a curious Harold pointed over at the paintball gun.

"Isn't that a paintball gun?"

"Why yes, Harold," Chris said with a cheeky grin while aiming the paintball gun at Harold as he proceeded to shoot some green paint into his chest, sending him falling off the log as he crashed down onto the ground with a surprised yelp. "It is."

"So we won't be killing anything?" A hopeful Bridgette asked with crossed arms as Chris nodded.

"Not unless you want this show to get sued for not only giving minors weapons on Live TV but also forcing them to kill animals," Chris says as Max, Gwen, Lindsay, Heather, Bridgette, DJ, and Harold sigh in relief as Julian, Noah, Duncan, and Eva groan in disappointment. "This is the first ever Total Drama Paintball Deer Hunt."

"Wait, so does this mean that in the other seasons, there will also be a Paintball Deer Hunt Challenge?" Harold asked curiously while getting up from the floor as Chris faltered a bit and shook his head.

"No."

"Then why say that this will be the first ever Paintball Deer Hunt? You are just misleading the readers-UGH!" Harold says before grunting in surprise as an annoyed Chris shoots more green pain into his chest.

"Anyway, I'll announce the teams once we get into the woods, so...finish breaky," Chris ordered as the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass nodded as they opened up their cans of beans and began eating them as we then fast forward in time and we see everyone gathered up near the woods as Chris stood in front of them with a trunk placed behind him as a rack filled with paintball guns was set up behind him. "And now for the team breakdowns," Chris announced as he went over to take all the Bass Red Paintball Guns off the rack. "The Killer Bass Hunters using red paint are...Max, Harold, Geoff, and Bridgette," Chris says as he tosses the Killer Bass their paintball guns, and the Host of Total Drama Island goes over to grab all of the Screaming Gophers' Green Paintball Guns off the rack. "And using green paint for the Screaming Gophers are...Julian, Leshawna, Beth, and Lindsay." Chris says while tossing the Screaming Gophers their paintball guns as he then reaches into the trunk to pull out a bunch of camo caps and hunter glasses as the Host of Total Drama Island then tosses them all over to the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass Hunters. "You also get these stylin' glasses and wicked camo caps." Chris says as Julian keeps his best poker face.

~[CONFESSIONAL–JULIAN]~

"Not many people know this, but my dad's actually a professional hunter himself," Julian said with a sly tone as he crossed his legs. "We have fresh wild game on our dinner table a lot. He's taken me and my brother out on a few of his hunts and I've killed one or two deer before. If we don't win or if I don't at least do well in this challenge, I'll never be able to show my face to him again, so don't worry, Dad, I'm going to make you proud."

~[CONFESSIONAL–NOAH]~

"Alright, if what Chris said is true, that Tiki Doll thing should curse Heather, and by proxy, her team, so if we lose, then the curse is legit and my revenge will be swift yet merciless," Noah says with an evil grin on his face as he crosses his arms.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"The rest of you are now deer. Here are your antlers, noses, and little whitetails." Chris says while reaching into the trunk to pull out a headband with fake deer antlers attached to them, red deer noses, and belts with a little deer tail attached to them as the Host of Total Drama Island tossed them over to land in the arms of Gwen, Trent, Heather, Noah, DJ, Katie, Courtney, Duncan, and Eva.

"Yeah, right, I am not wearing that," Heather says with a scoff while rolling her eyes as Duncan nods in agreement.

"There is no way I'm a deer."

"Wait, hold on, why are Duncan, Courtney, DJ, and I the deer instead of the hunters? We are the strongest members of our team." Eva pointed out as Noah nodded.

"Yeah, and why are Beth and Lindsay hunters while Trent and Heather are deers? They are stronger than the girls...no offense." Noah says while apologizing to Lindsay and Beth after seeing their offended and saddened looks as Chris laughs.

"Heh, I'm happy that you caught that. You see, to not have this challenge end so quickly, we had nearly all of the strongest members on both teams be the deers while having the weakest members be the hunters, but to make things more fair, we had Geoff and Bridgette be the Hunters for the Killer Bass while Leshawna and Julian are the Hunters for the Screaming Gophers." Chris explained as Heather fumed, and she and the others reluctantly put on their deer gear as the Queen Bitch heard some chuckling behind her and turned over to glare at a smirking Leshawna.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Oh, nothing," Leshawna says with a sly tone as she then leans over to Heather. "Bambi~," Leshawna says while reaching over to grab Heather's tail and pull it back as she proceeded to snap it by letting it go, enraging her as the Alpha Cunt whirled around to glare at her face.

"You better be a good shot, fat ass!"

"At least I have an ass instead of having a pancake ass!" Leshawna snapped back as Heather fumed, and a curious Lindsay reached over to cup her flat ass.

"Oh, wow, you do have a pancake ass...wait, is this why you don't like showering with us? Or is it because you are jealous of my huge tits-,"

"SHUT IT!" Heather snapped with a red face as she frowned.

"Oh, and also, before I forget to tell you all, none of the Screaming Gopher Hunters are allowed to shoot the Screaming Gopher Deers nor are the Killer Bass Hunters allowed to shoot the Killer Bass Deers. If you do, your team will be automatically disqualified." Chris says as everyone nods, and we then fast forward in time as we see DJ, Katie, Courtney, Duncan, and Eva making their way through the woods.

"Ugh, this is so fucking dumb." An irritated and scowling Eva says as Duncan nods lightly.

"Yeah, I wanted to be a Hunter so bad and shoot everyone."

"Hey, at least we get a head start." Courtney pointed out as DJ smirked and got down on all fours.

"I don't know about ya'll, but I'm outta here!" DJ says while prancing away just like a real deer would as Duncan and Courtney's jaws drop at the sight with Katie's eyes widening as Eva has a deadpan frown on her face.

"...That was the most girly shit I had ever seen in my life and that's saying something coming from a girl who loves the color pink," Katie said to the trio, who nodded in agreement as we then cue over Gwen, Trent, Heather, and Noah as we see them walking through the woods as well.

"This is easily the lamest thing I've ever done in my life," Gwen complained as Noah sighed heavily.

"Agreed. Anyway, I think that it's probably best that we all split up so that the Killer Bass Hunters won't be able to take us all out at once if they ever find us."

"Sounds like a plan, man," Trent says with a nod as he and the others were about to separate but stopped upon noticing that a bored Heather sat down on a stump and filed her nails.

"Aren't you going to hide as well?" Gwen asked with a raised brow as Heather rolled her eyes and continued filing her nails dryly.

"No, I'm going to wait for Lindsay and Beth and make them protect me for the whole game."

"Wouldn't that be against the rules?" Noah pointed out, not really caring if they lost this challenge because Heather would probably get blamed for it and voted out due to breaking the rules of the challenge, but he had to pretend or else people would get suspicious of his motives.

"Um, do you see a rules person anywhere?" Heather said with an annoyed tone as she gestured to the area around her. "Worry about your own fluffy tails."

"She totally forgot that there are cameras around, huh?" Trent asked Gwen and Noah as they nodded.

"Yep."

"Do you want to point this out to her?"

"No."

"Good, let's go then," Trent says with a nod as he and the others split off.

"...So your Dad's a hunter?" A surprised Max asked as Julian nodded, and we cue back to the others as we see them having a conversation with each other while waiting until the deers' head start is over.

"It's not just that. When I was growing up before going out with my Dad, I spent a lot of time playing video games. Mainly first person shooters, and I got good. Very good," Julian said, cocking his paintball gun with a determined smirk on his face. "To this day, the online world trembles and fears the day they come face to face with...CyberJewel."

"Wait, you're THE CyberJewel?" A stunned Max asked as Julian nodded with a laugh.

"Indeed. What's your screen name? Because I know you have one."

"...Maximan," Max says with a blush as Julian perked up and patted him on the back.

"No way. You're an amazing gamer too,"

"Heh, thanks, I practice a lot with my sister. Trust me, she's even better with a gun than I am...which worries me a bit." Max said with an awkward laugh as Julian nodded.

"...And break!" Harold said as he, Geoff, and Bridgette brought their hands together before raising them up in the air as the boys were able to notice that the Surfer Girl didn't look as enthusiastic as they did. "Okay. You do realize that this is all just pretend, right? And that it's just paint?"

"Yeah, baby. Besides, you will be able to shoot Heather without getting into trouble or arrested for it," Geoff pointed out with a mischievous grin as Bridgette's mood did an instant 180 and puts on her hunter sunglasses as she cocked her paintball gun.

"Wait, Heather's a deer? Oh, this is going to be fun~" Bridgette says with a giggle as Julian was about to walk off to his team but stops upon noticing the Geek glancing down at the ground with a heavy sigh.

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Well, it's just that I understand where Bridgette's coming from. My cousin Dawn is the biggest animal lover you will ever see in your life. She always hated hunting, and so did I. My Dad tried to force me and my siblings to hunt but...it didn't end well. Anyway, don't worry, I will be able to do the challenge with no problem." Max said reassuringly as Julian nodded, and they walked over to their respective teams as the loudspeaker system blared on.

"Start your paintballs! Game on!"

"Alright!" Beth cheered as she raised her paintball gun in the air. "Let's go bag some deer!"

"Aha! I am down with that!" Leshawna exclaimed excitedly while sharing a high-five with Beth as Julian went over to give Lindsay a romantic smirk.

"You look great with glasses and a camo cap, babe."

"Heh, thanks, sweetie," Lindsay says while kissing Julian, and both teams run off to do the Paintball Deer Hunt as we fast forward in time, and we see a tired and groaning Lindsay and Beth walking through the woods, trying to find any Deer but can't find anything as they slumped their shoulders in disappointment.

"Aw, man, we're back to where we started and we haven't seen one deer."

"Ahem." A familiar aggressive humph rang out as the girls turn their heads to see a glaring Heather sitting on a stump with her arms crossed impatiently. "What took you so long?

"Were we supposed to come find you?" Beth asked confusedly as Heather rolled her eyes and scoffed.

"Uh, hello? Alliance, anyone?"

"Ooh, can I be in one?!" Lindsay asked hopefully while raising her arm as Heather facepalmed in annoyance.

"You already are, Lindsay! That's the point! Now go find me some berries! I'm starving!"

"Woohoo!" Lindsay cheered as, without even thinking about the challenge, she ran off to search for berries in the woods.

"Shouldn't we be, y'know, hunting?" Beth pointed out, thinking that it was stupid to find food instead of doing the challenge as Heather turned to her and stared at her as if she were a stupid child.

"She is hunting...for me...but actually, berries won't be enough. Go get me some chips."

"...In the forest?" A bewildered Beth asked as Heather gave her a blank glare.

"In the dining hall."

"But isn't it against the rules to find food in the Dining Hall outside of eating hours? I could get kicked out of the game if I get-,"

"Now," Heather ordered sharply as she pointed in the direction of the camp, and Beth simply sighed heavily as she lowered her head in defeat and walked off. "And not barbeque!"

~[CONFESSIONAL–BETH]~

"Okay, Heather can be so bossy!" Beth ranted out angrily as she crossed her arms. "And in nature, hunters would never go find food for the deer...Heather won't hear this, right?"

~[REAL WORLD]~

"The hunter is a finely tuned machine. His senses heightened by the thrill of the chase." Julian thought to himself stoically as we see him making his way through the woods and looked around for any sight of the Killer Bass Deers as he froze at the sight of a set of footprints placed near him and ran over to a bush as the Lemur poked his head out to see DJ standing on all fours and lowered his head to eat some grass. "Suddenly, our hunter spots a magnificent buck in the clearing. If he's to succeed, the hunter must demonstrate patience and control. The hunter moves in, aware of every proton in his environment-Wait, hold on..." Julian says while narrowing his eyes over at DJ as his jaw dropped in disbelief. "...What the fuck?! Why is DJ eating grass?!" A weirded-out Julian asked out loud, startling DJ as he noticed the Screaming Gopher Hunter and turned around to run away on all fours. "Oh, goddamn it! Get back here, DJ!"

~[CONFESSIONAL–JULIAN]~

"Okay, before any readers give me shit for giving away my cover like a rookie, I was NOT expecting DJ to not only be on all fours but to also eat grass...like...what the hell? Does DJ actually think that he is a deer?!"

~[CONFESSIONAL–BETH]~

"So, I'm running for my life from this psychotic chef, when all of a sudden, it hits me right between the eyes...I'm doing this for HEATHER?! Unlike Lindsay, I don't even like her! Maybe...no you know what?! Julian, Noah, and the others were right about Heather this whole damn time! We have to work as her slaves and yet she barely does anything for us! She was never our real friend at all!"

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Get back here, DJ!" Julian screamed while chasing after DJ as he shot a few blasts of green pain to force the Pacifist Giant to not stray away from him, and both of them leaped through a small river as we cue back to Beth and we see her walking through the woods with a big irritated frown on her face and a bag of chips under her arm, not knowing that the bag was empty due to the large in it as the bushes near her rustled a bit.

"Whoever you are, go ahead. Shoot me. You can't make today any suckier." Beth says just as Noah emerges out of the woods with a deadpan frown on his face.

"One, we're on the same team, Beth. Second, you are a hunter and I'm a deer. Three, what's wrong with you?" Noah asked while walking alongside Beth as she huffed and grumbled under her breath.

"I'm so done with this game. Not only was I unable to bag a single deer yet, but I had to risk my life to steal these damn bag of chips for Heather."

"Wait, seriously? But isn't it dangerous to steal food from the dining hall? If you are caught, that's an automatic disqualification from the game." Noah pointed out while giving the camera a blank, unamused look as he had no idea why Beth admitted to breaking the rules of the game WHILE ON CAMERA or the fact that she committed the deed WHILE ON CAMERA as the King of Sarcasm is starting to think that no one in this game had any brains at all.

"I know, right?!" Beth asked incredulously just as they reunited with Heather as she glared over at her slave with an impatient look on her face.

"What took you so long?"

"Here." Beth held the chip bag out to Heather. "I hope you know what I had to go through to get those-,"

"What is this?!" An angry Heather asked while swiping away the bag of chips from Beth, and she ripped it apart to reveal that there were no chips inside. "What the hell, Beth?! This bag is empty and what's worse is that it's barbeque! Go exchange them for dill pickle!"

"Wow, massive disrespect. After everything that she has done to you, she has the gall to say all of that? Are you going to take that from her of all people?" Noah asked Beth with a fake offended tone as said person said nothing and had shadows covering her eyes as she trembled.

"No, I'm not," Beth says with a firm yet shaky tone as she glares over at Heather. "Hey, if you want your damn chips, go and get them yourself!"

"What?!" An enraged Heather asked, unable to believe what her minion had said to her as the girls didn't notice a smirking Noah walking away. "Take it back." Heather immediately ordered Beth as she took a deep breath and worked up the courage to finally stand up to the Queen Bitch.

"No."

"Take...it...back!" Heather ordered through gritted teeth as she was unable to believe that a loser like Beth would stand up to her.

"No, I'm tired of being your slave!" Beth snapped as she glared over at Heather. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a challenge to complete!" Beth says while walking off as Heather fumes.

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]~

"How DARE she stand up to me?! Me! Heather! I'm the greatest by default! No one else is superior to me! Ooh, I will make that braces-wearing, lice-covered, four-eyed, fugly cunt pay for disobeying me! She will rue the day when she messes with-ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!" Heather says before yelping in surprise as the Confessional Door is opened and a smirking Max, Harold, Bridgette, and Geoff popped in to aim their paintball guns at the surprised Alpha Cunt as they proceed to completely cover her body with red paint, causing her to squeal in pain and shock as they then ran off, laughing. "UGH! I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE!"

~[REAL WORLD]~

~[Screaming Gophers-0/Killer Bass-1]~

"End of the line, DJ!" Julian says with a confident tone in his voice as we cue back to the boys, and we see him being able to chase DJ all the way up to the top of the 1000-foot cliff as the Pacifist Giant sweated nervously and quivered as the Lemur loomed over him and held out his paintball gun. "You're mine now, deer!" Julian says while pressing the trigger as he fires a bunch of green paint all over DJ's body, causing him to yelp in pain and surprise as he then stops firing his gun. "And bullseye."

~[Screaming Gophers-1/Killer Bass-1]~

"Damn, good game, my nigga." DJ says while standing up on his two legs as he goes over to share a fist bump with Julian.

"Thanks, dude...but seriously, why eat grass?" A disturbed Julian asked as DJ shrugged, and we then fast forward in time as we see a furious and green paint-covered Heather walking through the woods as she was able to catch up with Lindsay, who finished gathering tons of berries as she smiled over at her.

"Hey, Heather, I have some blueberries-Hey!" Lindsay says before startling in surprise as a glaring Heather knocks away her berries and reaches over to grab her left arm roughly.

"Follow me," Heather ordered sharply while dragging along a confused Lindsay as we then cue over to Katie, and we see her walking across the woods boredly before being surprised by some bush rustling as she then sighed in relief when Max popped out of it.

"Oh, it's just you. Have you tagged anyone yet, Max?"

"Not much, but I was able to tag Heather, so that's something. Anyway, I'm happy that you weren't caught yet." A relieved Max says as Katie smiles and nods.

"Yeah, I got lucky that hardly anyone walks down this part of the woods. There aren't even any cameras here, and I checked."

"Nice. Alright, I'm off to go and find some deer, so why don't you go and hide and-," Max says before being interrupted by Katie going over to wrap her arms around his neck and leaned over to kiss him passionately, causing him to moan and kissed her back as they separated with a trail of saliva between them.

"Hey, Maxxy, since there's no one around and no cameras either, want to fool around for a bit~?"

"Oh, uh, yeah, sure, I would love to." A blushing Max says while pushing Katie over to land inside of a large and thick bush as she giggles at this cutely.

~{LEMON, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TYPES OF THINGS, THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU SKIP AHEAD}~

"Oh, no, the big bad hunter has finally captured the poor and innocent little deer. What you will ever do to her?" Katie asked with a sultry tone as Max blushed and got aroused as he leaned down to kiss her briefly.

"I think that I have an idea~," Max says with a seductive grin while reaching over to grab her long-sleeved strapless pink shirt and removed it as well as undoing her white belt with a pink belt buckle and pulling down her long white ripped pants as she also kicked off her pair of pink high heel shoes, leaving herself wearing her pink bra and panties as Max shakingly reached over to grab them and took them off to reveal her F-Cup Breasts, shaven pussy, and big bubble butt as the only thing that she wore was her fake deer antlers, fake red deer nose, and fake little deer tail as the Geek blushed heavily at the sight of this, finding Katie even hotter then before as he then reached down to grab his long-sleeved dark gray hoodie and took it off as well as the white tank top underneath as Max proceeds to undo his brown belt with a golden belt buckle and pulled down his long baggy blue jeans as well as his red boxers as he kicked off his pair of white/black sneakers and was left wearing his pair of square-shaped black glasses and camo cap as his fully erect 6-inch cock and balls were exposed to his girlfriend.

Giggling cutely, Katie then whirled around and got down on all fours as she then reached behind her to cup her big bubble buttcheeks and separated them to reveal her twitching asshole as Max's 6-inch cock throbbed madly and reached over to place her hands on her hips as he proceeds to shove his member inside of her, causing the African Canadian Teenage Girl to moan loudly and her eyes rolled to the back of her head as the Geek grunted and began thrusting himself in and out of her asshole repeatedly and the sounds of two pieces of meat rang out across the forest.

Blushing heavily and loving the feeling of his girlfriend's anal walls clamping on his 6-inch dick, Max continued thrusting hips back and forth to thrust his fully erect member go in and out of Kattie's big bubble butt, causing her to stick out her tongue and moan like a bitch in heat as she then whimpered with pleasure when the Geek reached down to cup her F-Cup Breasts and began rubbing them while also kissing her sweaty neck as the African Canadian moaned and begged her boyfriend to continue fucking her as Max was happy to do so and increased the speed of his thrusts to give Katie more and more pleasure as the lovebirds felt a familiar feeling creep up their spines and the Geek grunted as he fired a big gallon-worth of white semen into her asshole, flooding her big bubble butt with his cum as the African Canadian Teenage Girl squealed in delight and came heavily while spraying the ground with her grool as the Young Couple panted heavily and Katie falls down onto the ground with Max lying on top of her as their love juices stained the grassy ground around them.

Cooing softly after feeling Max's semen ejecting out of her asshole once she separated from him, Katie then whirled around and sat up as she glanced down at his still fully erect 6-inch cock and licked her lips as the African Canadian Teenage Girl then laid down on the floor and reached over to grab his dick as she began rubbing it with a bunch of precum leaking out of it as Max's Girlfriend lowered her head and began licking off his precum as well as kissing her boyfriend's small yet cute and delicious member.

Biting his lip, Max whimpered in pleasure as Katie absolutely loved hearing his cute little moans, and opened up her mouth as she proceeds to deepthroat his 6-inch cock easily as the African Canadian Teenage Girl wrapped her tongue around it and began bobbing her head up and down while also reaching down to caress the Geek's balls lovingly as he grunted and reached up to grab her antlers as the Glasses-Wearing Canadian Boy began thrusting his dick in and out of her mouth reflexively, causing her to gag a bit and giggled as she winked up at him sexily, causing a familiar feeling to creep up his spine as the Geek lets out a loud, drawn out moan and began spraying a gallon's worth of cum inside of her mouth, causing the African Canadian Teenage Girl to gag a bit but eagerly drunk all of his cum as she separated from him and licked off the remaining white semen from his cock like a good little girlfriend.

Gaining a goofy and blushing smile, Max was then surprised when Katie stood up from the floor as she reached down to grab his arms and pulled him up from the ground before rushing over to leap into his arms, surprising him as the African Canadian Teenage Girl lowered her head to kiss him, which was a bit hard due to her F-Cup Breasts smashing against his face...not that he was complaining or anything as the Geek was surprised when Katie reached down to grab his fully erect 6-inch cock and aimed it at her shaven pussy as she proceeds to slam her hips downwards to have him go fully inside of her hot oven.

Gasping sharply, Katie reached over to wrap her arms around Max's neck as she threw back her head and moaned loudly with a hearty blush on her cheeks as her boyfriend gritted his teeth in pleasure and reached down to cup her big bubble butt as he started moving his hips back and forth, thrusting his 6-inch-cock in and out of her shaven pussy as the African Canadian Teenager Girls's eyes rolled to the back of her head and moaned loudly to the heavens as the Geek then leaned his head forward to catch her lips and the lovebirds began sharing a French Kiss with each other as both of them felt a familiar feeling creep up their spines and they separated from each other as Katie squealed loudly and her vaginal hot walls instantly clamped onto his dick as she started cumming heavily and covered the Geek's lap and the ground with her grool as Max narrowly missed cumming inside of her by swiftly separating from her and sprayed a gallon-worth of white semen down onto the floor as the Young Couple panted heavily and shared a loving look as Max and Katie then closed their eyes and began making out with each other passionately.

~{LEMON OVER}~

"Hey, Beth!" Heather screamed, alarming Beth as she raised her paintball gun and aimed over at Eva, who was walking near her as the Alpha Cunt's scream alarmed the Muscle, and said person turned around to run away.

"Ugh! I totally had her!"

"We've been talking about you," Heather stated firmly as Lindsay gave her a confused look.

"We have?"

"Zip it, Lindsayot," Heather said to Lindsay with a sharp glare as she then turned to Beth. "We decided to give you one last chance. If you take it back, you can rejoin the Alliance."

"Take back what?'

"The N word."

"What? I didn't say any racist word." Beth said with a scowl as Heather rolled her eyes.

"No, dumbass. The OTHER N-Word, 'No',"

"Oh...but I don't want to take it back," Beth stated sternly as Heather growled angrily.

"You two are NOTHING without me!"

"Do you know why we keep losing challenges, Heather?" Beth asked as Heather rolled her eyes and held up her arms in exasperation.

"Because they're lame and stupid?"

"No, it's because you're too busy being lazy and mean that you don't even try to help us out like a good teammate or leader should! All you can think of is bossing us around! And we're not going to take it anymore!"

"Why you-,"

"No, I am done with you! Julian, Noah, and Leshawna were right! I can't believe that I would ever want to be friends with you!" Beth snapped angrily as Heather looked taken back by this and turned to Lindsay.

"Lindsay? Help me out here!"

"I..I...I..." Lindsay says awkwardly as she is conflicted about who to help, and Heather glares at this as she then turns back to Beth furiously.

"I am giving you ONE last chance!"

"Why?! Because you know that you would immediately get voted off without the help of your little alliance?! Literally everyone in the team hates you and the only reason you had survived so long in the game is because of bigger threats, plot armor, and luck!"

"How dare you say the truth?! I can make your life miserable here!"

"You already do, you little, 'Miss Help Me Put Lotion On My Peeling Back and Flat Butt!',"

"My butt isn't flat!" Heather snapped as she and Beth began arguing with each other as, much to their surprise, Beth's Paintball Gun suddenly went off and began blasting multiple blasts of green paint all over Heather and Lindsay's bodies. "Hey! What the hell are you doing, you stupid ponytailed bitch!"

"I didn't do it on purpose! My paintball gun went off on its own!" Beth said panickedly while trying to keep control of her paintball gun as, unknown to them, Julian walked by and met up with Leshawna earlier as they were walking down the pathway.

"Oh, hey, Leshawna, any luck with getting Duncan and the others?"

"Nah, I have been sneaking around these woods for two hours and I haven't shot a damn thing," Leshawna says with a heavy sigh as she raises an eyebrow at him curiously. "How many did you get?"

"Well, so far, I got DJ, but that's about it."

"Gotcha," Leshawna says with a nod just as they heard the shouting match nearby as the duo went over to look through the bushes to see Beth splattering tons of green paint all over Heather and Lindsay's bodies. "Uh, what the hell is going on?"

"Don't know, although I really wish that I could shoot Heather, but I can't since it will get me disqualified," Julian says with a heavy sigh as Leshawna pats his back to comfort him, and they turn around to walk away to continue with their hunt as we fast forward in time, and we see a dressed up, smiling, and satisfied Max and Katie walking through the woods together while holding hands as they shared giggles and kisses, but then stopped when a rustling sound rang out near them as they flinched in worry.

"Go, if it's a Screaming Gopher Hunter, I will distract them," Max whispered to Katie, who nodded as she turned around to run away as he went over to hide behind a nearby tree and poked his head out as the Geek sighed in relief at the sight of Duncan going over to spray paint a red skull on a tree as an annoyed Courtney appeared and crossed her arms at him disapprovingly.

"Why do you find the need to vandalize that poor tree?"

"Who are you? My Parole Officer? Fuck off, Big Butt." Duncan says rudely as an irritated Courtney was about to say something but stops as Max makes his way out of the tree.

"Hey, guys, I'm happy to see that neither of you got tagged yet."

"Yeah, well, I don't want to push our luck yet and since it's been two hours or so since the challenge had started, I think the game is done by this point, so let's head back to camp," Courtney says as the boys nod and the CIT is about to walk forward but is stopped by the Juvie Punk.

"Hey, Princess, you are going the wrong way."

"Uh, excuse me, I was a CIT, remember? I have a natural sense of direction."

"Actually, I hate to agree with Duncan, but camp is this way," Max says while pointing behind them as Courtney scoffs.

"Well, let's see about that," Courtney says while walking forward as Duncan shrugs and does the same as they end up bumping against each other and getting stuck by their antlers as they struggle to escape.

"Oh my god, this is so cartoony that it's funny," Max says with a laugh as Courtney huffs in annoyance.

"Shut up, Max. Now, enough joking around, Duncan, let go of me."

"This isn't my idea of fun either, Princess."

"Ugh, now what?"

"...Wanna makeout?" Duncan asked as Courtney paused a bit, and her face grew red as she proceeded to kick him below the belt, causing him to scream in pain and agony as he teared up. "...Can't...even...bend over!" Duncan says with a high-pitched tone as Max laughed just as a paintball gun cocking sound rang out as the Killer Bass slowly turned their heads to see a stoic Julian standing in place.

"Gah! We forfeit!" Courtney screamed while she and Duncan raised their hands in surrender as Max wisely stepped back.

"I don't play for forfeits," Julian said as he aimed his gun and pulled the trigger as he fired tons of green paintballs all over their bodies as they yelped in pain and surprise each time. "Awesome! I got two prey at once!"

"Nice shot, dude." Max complimented as Julian nodded with a big grin on his face.

~[Screaming Gophers-3/Killer Bass-1]~

"Attention, Human Wildlife and Hunters! Please report back to camp!" Chris's voice rang out across the loudspeakers as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to the Campfire Site as we see the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass standing in front of the Host of Total Drama Island as an angry Heather, DJ, Courtney, and Duncan were covered with red and green paint as the others were left unpainted. "Tsk, tsk, tsk," Chris says as he begins pacing back and forth. "Stealing food from Chef, and shooting each other's teammates with their own paint? Do you know what I see here? I see a very undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint product, and I have to say…that was awesome!" Chris says with a laugh as the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass look shocked by this. "Wicked TV, guys!"

"So, does this mean that we lost since Courtney, Duncan, and DJ were tagged while only Heather was tagged?" Max asked curiously as Chris calmed down and shook his head.

"Oh, no, normally, if a certain event didn't happen, the Screaming Gophers would've won easily, but thanks to Little Miss Trigger Finger over there shooting her own teammates with her paintball gun, the Screaming Gophers are immediately disqualified, so that means that the Killer Bass win," Chris says as the Killer Bass cheer loudly while the Screaming Gophers groan in disappointment as Beth waves her hands around panickedly.

"But I didn't shoot Heather and Lindsay! I swear! My paintball gun just went off as if it were the work of magic!" Beth said as Gwen, Trent, and Leshawna glared at her while Julian pouted somberly as Heather gave her a victorious grin, and Noah looked away with a smug look on his face.

~[CONFESSIONAL–JULIAN]~

"I'm sorry, Dad, I tried my best, but failed...at least I got the most 'kills' of...literally every player here. That has to mean something, right?" Julian asked with a small grin as he shrugged.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Screaming Gophers," Chris says with a serious tone as he holds out a plate containing 7 Marshmallows as we fast forward to nighttime, and we see the Screaming Gophers sitting on the stumps at the Campfire Ceremony. "Marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision," Chris said while holding up his plate of marshmallows and pointing at it. "There are only seven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper-,"

"Who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the boat of losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back...ever. Can we just get on with this? Why do you need to say the same damn speech at every single elimination?" An annoyed Gwen asked as Chris glared at her.

"Because, Miss Know-It-All, not everyone reads this story religiously every time a new chapter drops. I do my little monologue thing so that the readers don't forget how the Elimination Ceremony works. Plus, it helps Vgn build suspense of which camper gets voted off, especially since his Elimination List is different from Canon, and on a personal note, it's a fun thing for him to do."

"...Oh...uh...sorry..." An apologetic Gwen says as Chris rolls his eyes.

"Whatever...anyway, the first marshmallow goes to...Lindsay." Chris says as Lindsay smiles and walks up to the Host of Total Drama Island, who pierces a marshmallow onto the Hot Girl's stick. "Julian, and Noah," Chris called out as Julian and Noah perked up as they went over to get their marshmallows. "Gwen and Trent," Chris said as Gwen and Trent beamed as they went over to grab their marshmallows.

"Now, there are only two marshmallows left, and there are three of you. Each of you has a reason to be voted out. Heather? It's very obvious why people want to vote you out, especially since you didn't even do the challenge at all." Chris says as Heather rolls her eyes dryly and flips her hair around. "Beth? The Screaming Gophers would've had an easy win if you didn't fuck up and shoot Heather and Lindsay with your paintball gun." Chris says as Beth grumbles angrily and crosses her arms as she is certain that her trigger finger didn't even move when the paintball gun went off. "Leshawna...you really didn't do anything to gain a reason to get voted off," Chris says bluntly as Leshawna shrugs and nods. "Anyway the penultimate marshmallow of the night goes to..."

"..."

"...Leshawna," Chris says as Leshawna grinned arrogantly and went over to get his marshmallow. "Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening," Chris said solemnly as Heather turned over to scowl at her Former Alliance Member venomously and made a cutting motion with her neck as Beth gulped nervously and sweated tremendously. "The final marshmallow of the night goes to..."

"..."

"...Heather," Chris says as Heather instantly runs over to the Host of Total Drama Island and grabs her marshmallow as she gives Beth a smug grin.

"Bye-bye, Traitorous Bitch~," Heather says while waving at her mockingly as Beth teared up but took a deep breath to calm down her nerves as she stood up and held her head up high. "Also, you are all lucky, very lucky," Heather says to the Screaming Gophers furiously as Gwen and the others share a look and nod solemnly as Chris turns to Beth.

"Sorry, Beth, especially because even if Heather was voted out instead of you, I would've still had you get kicked out of the game for stealing Chef's Food. It was in your contracts that you can't steal stuff from the Host or Staff, people. I don't play when you kids knowingly break the rules. Anyway, Dock of Shame is that way, dude," A serious Chris says while pointing away as Beth teared up even more but nodded as she then shared a hug with Lindsay, Julian, Leshawna, and even, surprisingly, Noah as he gave her a determined look.

"Don't worry, we will get revenge for you, Beth. Don't you worry." Noah says to Beth, who smiles and nods as she then turns around to walk over to get on Chef Hatchet's Boat and sail off into the unknown to leave Total Drama Island...Forever as Noah could feel Leshawna and the others patting him on the back for being a good friend to Noah as he discreetly grinned evilly.

~[CONFESSIONAL–NOAH]~

"So, not only did I take out one of Heather's Alliance Members with the help of that Cursed Tiki Doll, but now I have gained way more allies than I ever did when I first started the game? Heh, now my chances of winning this game are going to be a snap."

~[REAL WORLD]~

"The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows," Chris says to the remaining members of the Screaming Gophers as they start to roast their marshmallows over the fire. "You're all safe...for tonight,"

And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter...anyway, here are all of the current contestants and all of the Eliminated Ones:

A) Screaming Gophers-7: Gwen, Trent, Heather, Lindsay, Julian, Leshawna, and Noah.

B) Killer Bass-9: Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Max, Katie, Courtney, Duncan, Eva, and Harold.

C) Eliminated Contestants: Ezekiel (For Being Sexist), Justin (For Cheating), Tyler (For Fucking Up A VERY EASY Win For His Team), Cody (For His Pervertedness), Sadie (Due To Getting Her and Katie Lost In The Woods), Owen (For Failing To Conquer His Fear And Stinking Up The Cabins), Izzy (Technically Not Fully Voted Out Of The Competition), Beth (For Stealing Food From Chef and Getting Her Team Automatically Disqualified Due To Her Shooting Heather And Lindsay Because Of The Curse Of The Tiki Doll)

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.