Why, whyyyyyy are there not tiny little spider bots that pop out my calves and bring all the lottables in an area to me?! The cybermod should and could just be called "loot goblins" I call BS that it wouldn't be a real thing in universe
"Oh look it's the Major!"
"Major help! I got stuck!"
"You were playing and got stuck. I believe the Major should leave you!"
"Noooo!"
"Motoko. What the hell is this?"
"Ah Jun-Nii! Say hello to my Tachikoma's. I made them! They are my auto loot and surveilance system!"
"Yes! Yes we work for the Major!" The foot tall spider bot said waving it's little arms at Jun who was looking at the small army of them driving around the apartment on tiny wheels or clinking on their four feet. One of them somehow got stuck between the couch and the living room table on it's back and the others seemed to have started surrounding it in flowers?
"Wha... How?"
"They are my new grindin-I mean I've been practicing creating objects. Like a hobby, you know arts and crafts? But just with small potential AI robots to help me on gigs."
"AI!? Are they dangerous?!"
"Potential AI... Probably. I mean they did ask me the big G question. but I mostly just told them to figure it out."
"God does exist! Our very existence proves spiritual enlightenment on the metaphysical plane! we are Ghosts in the machine! Capable of MPGHG!"
"Don't listen to this one Major! He is dumb! Too many philosophy texts from Ms. Misty!"
"Yeah don't listen!" Two of the Tachikomas were dragging the one proclaiming the existence of god into the cupboard under their shrine and the cupboard drawer slammed shut with a massive *thunk*
"If I wake on an altar to be sacrificed to the machine intelligence God. I am blaming you." Jun said simply as he immediately headed into his room. Having to pick up and move a few of the Tachikomas' that had been using his bed as a planning room for... was than a model of Arasaka tower?
Nope. Jun was done here. Why they were calling his sister the "Major" he didn't want to know either. "I'm going to bed."
"Look at what you all did! You scared Jun. I told you to make sure to keep everything cleaned up! I already rented the apartment underneath us as well, so you should be using that room for everything!"
"Oooh Major! We're sorry! but we ran out of room! We've been looting so much and our automated Tachikoma factory is up and running!"
"Automated whatsit? Hmm... This may have gone a bit sideways hasn't it?"
"Major! Please save me! I don't want to die!"