The story begins with Lincoln in his room marking a date on his calendar on his bedroom door.
Tonight is a historic night for him. He gets to have a sleepover! Now, I know what you're thinking. What's the big deal? Let me explain. See, sleepovers in the Loud House have not always gone so well.
Flashback to Lynn and her friends having a sleepover in the living room. Lynn is dribbling a soccer ball and her friends are cheering for her. But at the moment, the ball flies out the window and breaks it.
"AAHHHH! Lynn Jr.!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
Second flashback to Leni and her friends having a sleepover in the living room. They're using hairdryers to blow dry their hair.
"Okay, we're done with the blow dry bar, time to curl!" Leni yelled.
She holds up a curling iron, looks at the power supply filled with wires and cables, and plugs in her curling iron, causing a neighborhood-wide blackout.
"Leni Loud!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
Third flashback to Luna in the living room where she's smashing things with her electric guitar with her friends surrounding her.
"GOODNIGHT, LIVING ROOM!" Luna yelled in a British accent and smashes her guitar on the coffee table.
"What the darn heck?!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
"Hey buddy! I don't see you on the list!" Chunk yelled.
Lynn Sr. is seen kicked out of the house.
"Luna Loud!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
Back to the present.
Thanks to Loud sisters, sleepovers were banned in the Loud House. So when Lincoln wanted to have one, it took some hard selling.
Another flashback is shown where Lincoln and Delilah are wearing professional suits (dress suit in Delilah's case) in front of the television facing his parents.
"Sleepovers. Why should I be able to have one? Because Lincoln Loud is all about the four R's." Lincoln said and turns on a video, but nothing is shown.
"Hey what happened to the video?" Lincoln asked.
"I deleted it. It's just you being attacked by your cat 3 times." Delilah said looking annoyed.
"What?! You deleted "LINCOLN LOUD'S FOUR R'S"?! Lincoln yelled in shock.
"Yes so let's fast forward so I can get out of this stupid suit. Lincoln Loud's four R's Responsible, Respectful, Reliable, Really. Lincoln is none of these." Delilah said.
"Delilah?! Are you trying to ruin this meeting?!" Lincoln yelled.
"Lincoln and I wants to have a sleepovers, so would it ok If Lincoln had a sleepover at my place with my brothers and I have one here with the sisters?" Delilah asked.
"Wait that wasn't-"
Lynn Sr. rubbed his chin, "That's not a bad idea. Lincoln would basically be having sleepover out of the house and we know Delilah won't cause trouble over here."
Rita nodded, "Would there be other guest?"
Delilah shock her head, "Nope, just siblings only."
Lynn Sr. throw a fist, "Ok sounds good to me!"
-Ends Flashback-
Now that they've said yes, Lincoln is now getting ready for the sleepover.
"I'm going to my first ever sleepover this is gonna be epic!" Lincoln yelled. Lincoln grabbed his sleeping bag and other sleepover supplies.
Lincoln after he grabbed his stuff head towards the front door and saw Delilah with her sleepover supplies.
"Delilah! Are you ready for the best night of our lives?!" Lincoln yelled in excitement.
"Ok one. Chill pill. Two. Not gonna lie I'm a bit nervous." Delilah confessed.
"How come?" Lincoln asked.
"Lincoln. I don't hang with girls and now I'm gonna spend hours and a night with your sisters." Delilah said.
Lincoln nodded, "Oh well. I understand I've never had any guys to hangout with boys. I mean I hang out with your bros, but it's mostly group stuff and you're there. I'm just excited to be able to have a sleepover. I even have a itinerary totally mapped out." He rolls out a list of events to occur, "Every second of the night is planned for maximum sleepover enjoyment."
Delilah laughed, "Oh Love Bug. That list ain't gonna get finished."
Lincoln gave his girlfriend a confused look, but before he could ask Leni and David popped up.
"Yay! Delilah is here! SLEEPOVER TIME!" Leni yelled and grabbed Delilah and brought her into the house.
"Hey?! Wait!" Lincoln yelled, but David grabbed him.
"Come on little buddy let's getting this sleepover on the road!" David yelled and ran to his house carrying Lincoln like a football.
Lincoln dropped his itinerary and tried to grab it, but failed.
David brought Lincoln into the backyard and Lincoln saw a club house.
"Whoa this club house looks amazing, are we having the sleepover here?" Lincoln asked.
"Yup, Frankie and Larry build it. Their the perfect combo for building this baby." David said.
Luis popped up out of no where.
Lincoln and David screamed.
Imagine it like a twisted s'more." Luis holds up a disassembled s'more, "Frankie wields his blueprints with precision, while Larry channels his dark energy into hands-on craftsmanship. Combine their talents, and..." Luis does so with his s'more and eats, "You summon the ultimate clubhouse—a fortress of shadows and creativity."
Johnny opens the door and sees the boys, "Yo, are you planning to stick around here or dive into the madness at the party?"
The three head into the club house and see inside it was a interesting sight.
Lincoln and the Velazquest brothers stood in the main room and looked around. A decorative T-rex head hung on the wall, a blue armchair and a yellow bean bag chair faced an old school television set with knobs and stuff, and the bare wood rafters were strung with Christmas lights.
Lincoln plopped down on the beanbag, "This place is so cool." he said.
"It required merely an hour for us to complete the construction." Frankie said.
Tommy sat on the chair and crossed his legs, ""Hey, who's ready to speed away in the groove of Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed? Let's hit the track and feel the rhythm, life's a race, so let's ride it out loud!"
"Sure." Lincoln said.
"Hey gang, if our stomachs start growling, don't sweat it—I've got snacks on lockdown!" Johnny said bringing over Reese's tacos.
"Reese's taco!" The twins yelled and ran over to Johnny.
"Hope you prepped enough because we're about to demolish that whole batch in under a minute!." Leo joked.
Johnny shows off an entire mountain of snacks.
The boys whistled.
"I've got the root beer on ice, snacks piled high like a taco tower, and barf buckets on stand in case of Taco Tummies! In the event of hurling your lunch, here's the deal: Just aim for the nearest receptacle—preferably not on someone's shoes. Clean up your act afterward, because nobody wants to step in the aftermath of your epic food rebellion. You got this!" Johnny yelled.
Frankie raised a finger, "Ben Franklin once said "Eat to live, not live to eat""
Johnny smirked, "Yeah, he's more of an inventor than a chef. Last I checked, that doesn't get you a Michelin star!"
Frankie lowered his finger, "Touché."
Lincoln noticed David with equipment, "What's that?"
"My barbells." David picks a barbell up, "When I hit the sack, I'm crunching reps in my dreams!" David does some curls.
The boys then start setting up the video games and pigging out on snacks.
Lincoln couldn't help but appreciate the brothers metabolism. They ate like a 300 pound truck driver and never gained an ounce. Lincoln was a twig himself but if he ate as much as they did, he'd look like the fat kid from Willy Wonka.
After getting playing some Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed (Tommy winning a lot of the races by the way), Leo busted out his Nintendo 64 and Lincoln's jaw dropped. "I haven't seen one of these in real life." he said.
"Get ready for an epic overload!" Leo yelled. He jammed a cartridge in and 007 Goldeneye started.
"I'm a beast at this game." Larry said.
They played a four player deathmatch, Larry, to everyone's surprise wasn't joking he cleaned house...until Milton got the Golden Gun, which kills in one hit. They ran through a maze of corridors looking for each other. The tension was high and Milton's heart pounded. "Go! Go! Go!" Frankie chanted.
Milton rounded a corner and came face to face with Larry. Tommy screamed and Luis jumped to his feet. Milton mashing buttons and shaking the controller. He fired and Larry's character went down, dead as a doornail. Milton jumped up and down in celebration and Larry fumed. "It's my moment to shine!" Charlie said and plucked the controller from his hands.
No one who knew him - especially his family - would say that Leo was a merciful gamer. He played to win and he always brought his A game. After killing Charlie fifteen times in a row, however, he felt bad and let him kill him back. That was a mistake.
Charlie jumped up, thrusted his hips, and spiked the controller to the floor. "Boooyah! Who's your daddy, loser? Who's your daddy?"
"You are." Leo said, already regretting his decision.
Lincoln laughed and grabbed a controller for his turn, "So Frankie, how did you and Larry where the idea to build this club house come from?"
Frankie smiled, "Well it all can be traced back a mere few hours ago."
-Flash Back to earlier today-
Frankie and Sammy were sitting under the shady boughs of the oak tree in their backyard and wondering how they were going to spend their day before the sleepover.
Sighing deeply, Frankie laced his hands across the nape of his neck, tilted his head back, and stared up at the branches above. They rustled lightly in the mind and shafts of sunlight fell through them, tattooing little gold coins across the grass. "I feel the need to build something for the sleepover.
An idea struck him and he sat up straight. "Today, Sammy, I have determined the course of my actions."
"What You Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?" Sammy asked.
Frankie grinned, "Erect a treetop sanctuary."
Later in the yard, Larry and Frankie stood together in hard hats and orange vests and went over a set of blueprints as heavy earth moving equipment tore up the grass. A fat, sweaty foreman shouted orders to his men, and orange and white striped crowd control barriers cordoned off large swaths of the lawn. "Hey, guys," Delilah said, walking up, "what'cha doin?"
"Hey there, big sis!" Larry said, "We're busy putting together a clubhouse—just getting our hands dirty and having some fun!"
"Cool, can I help?" Delilah asked.
"Your welcome to help sister." Frankie said.
Larry helped her into a vest, and Frankie sat a hard hat on her head. A bulldozer pushed a giant mound of dirt away from the tree, and a team of guys dug a large trench along the fence. A cement mixer backed in from the side yard, beeping all the time, and a big dump truck rumbled past, making the entire world shake.
The backyard was filled with earth moving equipment and construction workers. Larry and Frankie stood in the middle of it all with Delilah, pointing and directing their men.
After awhile Larry and Frankie looked at their work. The clubhouse was rapidly taking shape. Just a few minutes ago it was a bare, skeletal frame, now that the external walls had been raised, it resembled their vision, a grand palace on a perch where they could chill and get away from it all.
Outside, a crane sat the roof on top of the clubhouse and a team of people climbed on to nail it down in place. Larry loaded buckets of plaster and hand tools into a cherry picker, Frankie and Delilah joining him. "You guys ready?"
"All set to dive in!" Larry yelled.
Frankie raised the platform until it was flush with the clubhouse then stopped.
Outside, the construction workers filled in all the trenches, ruts, and tracks left by their equipment, then patted down the soil and replaced the grass.
The clubhouse was finished.
The three siblings did a group high five.
-Back to the present-
Lincoln had stars in his eyes, "Wow that's so cool."
Larry jumped up, "Alright, it's movie time! I'm calling dibs on the first pick!"
Charlie smirked, "What is it The Black Buckaroo. "Home on the range"?"
Larry glared, "No way! This one's way better—it's a David Steele flick, No Time to Spy!"!" Larry shows everyone the case, "He's the greatest absolute coolest spy out there!"
Charlie rolled his eyes, "Oh my goodness, how thrilling! And perhaps once we've wrapped this up, we can all prance right over to the dentist and indulge in a delightful root canal! How very charming!"
Larry attacked Charlie and they formed a cartoon dust cloud.
Lincoln stepped in and grabbed them, "Guys relax! We should give Larry's movie a chance it could be great."
Charlie huffed, "Fine, but I'm calling the next movie."
Larry blew a raspberry. He walked to the Xbox and started up the movie.
The Movie starts with text.
1 - Ext. Top of Dam - Day
A plane does a fly-by over a dam as a security gate slides open. A man in combat black runs across the top of the tall dam. He clips a rope to his ankle and the railing...and jumps off the side. As he sails down, he pulls out a gun-type thing and shoots it. A wire follows attaching in concrete and pulling the man down to...
"Archangel Chemical Weapons Facility, USSR"
Cut to a laser burning through a metal wall, being shot by the man with the gun-thing. We see a blue eye, but we haven't seen this guy's face yet...
2 - Int. Bathroom - Day
Inside the plant, we cut to the men's room, where we see Russians walking around. Above one of the stalls...
"Man in black's" P.O.V. - a Soviet in uniform sitting on the can, reading a newspaper titled Pravda "The Truth".
The man in black takes the steel grate out and we see a silhouette.
Soviet's P.O.V. - The newspaper, printed in Russian. He pulls the paper back to reveal...
David Steele. Hanging upside down from a vent. He flashes a grin.
"Beg your pardon, forgot to knock." David Steele said.
Steele punches out the Soviet and slips down.
3 - Int. Hallway - Same time
Steele slips un-noticed through dim halls, wielding his Walther PPK with a silencer on it.
He spots a butcher loading meat onto a cart, and he walks up to an opening where he sees soldiers eating. As he turns away...another dark shadow points a gun at him...and says something.
"Where have you been? Where are your companions?" The Shadow said in Russian.
"I'm alone." Steele said.
Agent Alloy steps into the light. He's around Steele's general age and built. Blond with cold eyes...
"Aren't we all? You're late Steele." Agent Alloy said.
"I had to stop in the bathroom." Steele said.
"Ready to save the world again?" Alloy asked.
"After you, Alloy." Steele said.
They remove another steel grate.
"Steele, for England." Alloy said.
"For England, Alloy." Steele said.
4 - Int. Hall - Day
Steele's blue eyes spot someone in the hall. Waiting 'til the coast is clear, he jumps out of the vent in the floor while Alloy climbs out. Both men walk down the hall. Alloy enters a laboratory with a plate-glass window and shoots the guy inside. Meanwhile, Steele has a device plugged into and ID card slot with a number pad under it. He waits for a click, and the door unlocks. Both men walk inside...
5 - Int. Gas room - Day
...A room filled with nerve gas tanks.
"It's too easy." Steele said.
"Half of everything is luck, Steele." Alloy said.
Alloy turns and plugs the device into the same panel, jamming the door.
"And the other half?" Steele asked.
"Fate!" Alloy yelled.
A red light sounds, signaling the alarm of the plant. The men run down the stairs.
"Set timers to six minutes!" Alloy yelled.
"Six minutes, check." Steele said.
A few Soviets burst through a door, Alloy shoots them. Steele starts to arm a little explosive timer. A digital clock pops up...6.00. Steele and Alloy scurry around behind the gas tanks planting the timers. An ugly-looking Soviet commander, Ourumov, stands behind a plexi-glass window.
"FIRE!" Ourumov yelled.
Soldiers fire their guns, breaking the window. Alloy and Steele are still planting the timers.
"Closing time, Steele! Last call!" Alloy yelled.
"Buy me a pint!" Steele yelled.
The Soviets pour through the opening. Travelyan fires at them.
"I am Colonel Ourumov. Come out with your hands above your heads!" Ourumov yelled.
"How original." Steele said while planting a timer.
More Soviets pour through a door.
"Shut the door, Alloy! There's a draft!" Steele yelled.
No answer.
"Alloy?!" Steele yelled.
He looks for Alloy. Alloy in kneeling under the gun of Ourumov. Thirty soldiers all have their guns pointed at Steele.
"Move out! Throw down your weapon and walk towards me. Slowly." Ourumov said.
"Finish the job, Steele! Blow them all to the depths of despair!" Alloy yelled.
"You have 10 seconds. 10...9...8..." Ourumov started counting.
Steele goes back to the detonator he just planted and sets it for 3.00.
"...7...6..5...4.." Ourumov continued.
Steele throws his weapon on the floor, puts his hands behind his head and approaches Ourumov.
"...3...2..." Ourumov continued.
"For England, Steele!" Alloy yelled.
BOOM. Alloy is silenced. He flops over. The Soviet soldiers fire their automatic rifles.
Steele retreats behind the tanks again.
"Hold your fire! You'll blow the gas tanks!" Ourumov yelled.
They do. Steele recovers his gun.
"This is your last chance! Come out with your hands above your head..." Ourumov said.
Ourumov's P.O.V. - a dark shadow moves behind a cart with tanks piled on it.
The soldiers raise their guns...
"WAIT!" Ourumov yelled.
Steele moves slowly with the cart acting as a shield. Ourumov seems amused...one soldier thinks he can get a shot off...and fires. Steele retreats farther behind the cart. Ourumov turns and shoots the guy in the face...he warned him.
"You can't win." Ourumov said.
"Yeah, sure." Steele quickly hits the "on" button to a conveyer belt leading outside. He jumps on and fires the assault rifle. The Soviets fire back, but Steele hits the grate to a storage area above their heads. More gas tanks pour out on the Soviets. And Steele tumbles down the conveyer belt onto...
6 - Ext. Runway - Day
Steele sees a small plane...his ticket outta here. More soldiers burst through a hangar door and what's behind door number 2...even more pour out onto the runway. Steele crouches behind some piping and fires, hitting a few. The gun runs out and he dashes through the snow toward the plane. We hear Ourumov's shouting in the backround.
"Hold your fire!" Ourumov yelled.
Cut to 1000 yards out: the facility is on a mountain-top. Cliffs, very high up. Back to the action...Steele runs down the plane and drags himself inside, fights with the pilot. Now there's soldiers chasing Steele on motorcycles. Both Steele and the pilot tumble out of the plane. A motorcycle runs over the pilot, causing the bike to throw its rider. Steele jumps on the bike and chases the runaway plane.
"WAIT! Ourumov yelled.
The plane sails off the cliff, and so does the motorcycle with Steele still on it. He flies off the bike and sails to the dive-bombing plane. He grabs the open door and pulls himself inside and into the pilot's seat. Uh-oh! The stick's not working, not responding! Oh crap! We see Steele's blue eyes start to panic...then just in time the plane soars upward as the chemical weapons facility explodes.
Fade up on...
Title Sequence
Lincoln and the Velazquest bros watch in awe. Charlie clutched the front of Larry's shirt. Larry was too transfixed to notice.
Later as the movie was ending.
Alloy jumps down to where Steele is and grabs him by the throat, holding him over the side.
The helicopter flies into view. Alloy looks at it for a spit second...
171 - Int. Helicopter cockpit - Day
Natalia appears in the chopper and presses a gun in the pilot's temple.
172 - Ext. Ladder - Day
Steele uses this window of opportunity. He kicks Alloy off of him and flips him over the side. At the last second he grabs Alloy's foot.
"For England, David?" Alloy asked.
Steele's icy eyes are that of a ruthless killer, now.
"No. For me." Steele said and with that he drops his ex-friend/neo-enemy. Alloy hits the bottom of the disk with a sickening THUD.
173 - Int. Control deck - Day
Alloy is SCREAMING at the top of his lungs, horror movie style.
174 - Space
The satellite explodes in the Earth's atmosphere.
175 - Ext. Dish - Day
Alloy moves his head a little he think he's broken his back. Natalia forces the helicopter pilot to fly closer to Steele.
Steele leaps and grabs hold of the chopper's runners. They fly clear of the whole facility, the antenna's gonna blow any minute...KA-BOOM! As the whole damn thing blows up and falls right on top of screaming Alloy. Once again, Alloy is silenced!
178 - Int. Control deck - Day
Alloy pokes his head out of the rubble. In pieces, but he's still alive. He jumps up triumphantly, "I am invincible!"
Just as he says that the tanks explode, freezing him into place. Literally.
179 - Ext. Field - Day
The chopper lets Steele fall to the ground in a clearing. Natalia jumps out, and it flies away.
She drops on top of him. He flinches in pain. She's worried, and stokes his brown hair from his forehead.
"David! David! Are you all right?!" Natalia yelled.
Steele recovers. Flashes a grin. Likes the position she put him in...
"Yes, I'm fine. Thank you." Steele said.
They kiss, happy to be alive. They roll over so Steele's on top. Natalia grins.
"Suppose someone is watching..." Natalia said.
He continues to kiss her.
"There's no one in twenty-five miles, believe me." Steele said.
They kiss again.
A closing credits sequence plays
Forged in a fire
From chromium carbon and irony
It's David Steele
The boys stares at screen.
"Aw, that was the best spy movie ever." Charlie said.
The clubhouse door flew open. Hearts jumped into throats and everyone screamed in terror.
The light came on and Elizabeth came in carrying a pizza boxes, "Hey boys food is here."
Johnny realized that he was hugging Lincoln fearfully to his chest, and shoved him away. Tommy panted for air, chest rising and falling, and Milton's face was frozen in horror. Elizabeth dropped the boxes onto the table, looked around, and put her hands on her hips. "What are you all doing in here with the lights off? You ain't watching something you're not supposed too are you?"
"Dang Mama, we were chillin' and catching some David Steele," David said. "And man, you totally freaked us out!"
Elizabeth chuckled, "Well sorry, remember no scary movies I don't want you boys getting nightmares."
"We swear it, Mom. No worries." Luis said.
Elizabeth left and the boys went for the pizza.
Johnny grabbed a slice of pizza and took a big, hungry bite.
Tommy is holding a pizza slice in his mouth and Milton stretches it as far as he can. Lincoln measures it with a tape measure.
"Fifteen feet." Lincoln said.
Milton lets the pizza go and it retracts into Tommy's face. The boys laugh.
"Amateurs, I could outshine that in my dreams!" Charlie said.
"Yeah, get ready to get schooled! Let show them what "The Double Trouble Twins" are made of Chip!" Larry yelled.
Larry puts a slice in his mouth and Charlie stretches it, but it gets flung and hits Luis in the face.
"Sigh." Luis said then eats the pizza slice.
"Hey champ, how's the awesome sleepover going for you?" David asked Lincoln.
Lincoln nodded, "Yeah, I'm having a blast thanks for the fun guys."
David rubbed Lincoln's head, "No prob! Hey, did you ever think about mixing s'mores with pizza? Like, it sounds wild but it's awesome!" He holds up a s'more with a pizza slice in the middle and eats it.
The boys laughed.
Sammy copies David and he holds up a s'more with a pizza slice in the middle and eats it too.
Leo laughs so hard he tears up, "Oh no, guys, I think that might come back to bite us later on."
-Meanwhile at The Loud House-
Leni carried Delilah into Lori and Leni's room.
The rest of the sisters noticed Delilah and smiled.
"Hey Delilah!" The girls yelled.
Delilah blushed, "Oh hey girls didn't know you be this excited?"
Leni squeezed Delilah tight turning her blue, "Why not? Your totes so fun and because of you and Linky we get to have a slumber party!"
Delilah was running out of air, "Can't breathe."
Lori giggled, "Leni don't kill our guest. We need her alive for the sleepover."
Leni noticed Delilah turning purple and let her go, "Oopsie!"
After Delilah took in some air. She looked around and saw the sisters. Most of them were knelt in the middle of the floor, wearing sleepwear.
Lori's sleep attire consists of a she wears a light blue tank top and checkered pajama shorts.
Leni's sleep attire simply consists of a nightgown, which resembles her regular outfit, only longer and sleeveless with white trimming on the collar. She also wears a magenta sleep mask with a picture of closed eyes on it.
Luna's sleep attire consists of a dark purple nightdress styled like her usual t-shirt and slippers that match.
Luan's sleep attire consists of yellow plaid long-sleeved pajamas and white bunny slippers.
Lynn's night attire At times, her sleepwear consists of a white and red sports shirt with a number 5 on it, red shorts, and white-and-gray ankle socks.
Lucy's sleep attire consists of a white T-shirt and striped pants similar to her arm sleeves and knee socks.
Lana's sleeps in a long green T-shirt and keeps her hat on.
Lola's nightwear consists of a pink nightgown which resembles her normal dress and a pink, frilly sleeping mask similar to Leni's.
Lisa's nightwear consists of green pajamas with a buttoned top and bottoms that go down to her feet.
Lily's sleep attire consists of lavender footsie pajamas.
Delilah rubbed her eyes to make sure she was seeing this right...Lily was wearing clothes she wondered how they managed that..
Delilah sat down, "So girls you ready to get this thing started?"
The Loud sisters cheered.
Delilah ripped off her normal outfit and reveled her sleep attire orange flannel plaid pajamas, "So what's up first?"
The girls giggled.
Lola pulled out a mirror and a toy wand, "It's princess makeover time! I'll turn you into a beautiful princess!"
Delilah crawled back a bit, "L-Lola! Wai-wai-wai-wait!" Delilah bumped into Leni who grabbed her again.
Leni smiled and looked down at Delilah, "We're gonna make you totes pretty."
Lola charges at Delilah with her makeup kit, "PRINCESS MAKEOVER TIIIIIIIIIIIME!"
"Ahhhhh!" Delilah screamed.
Lola gives her a full makeover against her will.
After Lola is done she shows off her work, "Ta-dah! I MADE YOUR EYES POP, KID!"
Delilah sees what Lola did to her face and gasped, "DANG GIRL! You got skills."
Lola smiled, "Nice to see some people appreciate beauty."
The girls all looked over Delilah. Lipstick and eyeshadow covered the middle child of the Velazquest family's face.
"We should do more makeovers with you Delilah." Leni said.
Delilah sighed, "I'm just not the girly and makeover type."
"Nether are Lana, Lynn and me dudette, but it doesn't hurt to be feminine every once and while." Luna said and put her hands in her lap, "Anyway You're looking so smokin'. Little dude would go completely bonkers seeing you."
Delilah blushed, "Really you think so?"
Lana jumped up, "Yeah you look like a movie star. Don't she, Lucy?"
"Sure does." Lucy replied.
"Lily clapped her feet, "Wretty!"
Lori capped to get everyone attention, "Now let's give everyone some touch ups."
Delilah and the Loud sisters painted each other lips, did each other hairs, painted each other toe nails.
"Hold still." Lana laughed as Lisa squirmed around.
"I'm gonna get some refreshments." Lori said.
"Ooh I wanna help!" Lana yelled and followed Lori.
They left, and Delilah turned to Luan, who was busy applying rouge to Lucy's cheeks, "I didn't know you guys were into makeup."
"We're not normally." Luan said, "But fret not, because that's exactly what we're addressing today." Luan joked and laughed, "Get it?"
Looking around some of the sisters looked great good, but Lynn on the other hand made Lisa's face looked like a clown threw up on it.
A few minutes later, Lori and Lana came back bearing a tray full of snacks and drinks, "Okay, who wants pizza bites?"
"I brought good stuff," Lana said, She sat her tray on the floor, "Pork rinds."
Lola shot her a dirty look, "Ew, I'm not gonna eat that!"
She whipped her head away, the little princess marched to the pizza bites, "I'll stick to the pizza bites thank you."
Lana glared then dropped to her butt and started shoving pork rinds into her mouth.
"I've never had those," Lynn said. "Are they good?"
"I think so I found them at Flip's." Lana said.
Lynn took one, sniffed it, then nibbled it like Squidward proving to Spongebob that he didn't like Krabby Patties, "Hey," she said, "it is good."
The other sisters never had pork rinds, but why not try something new.
Even Lola caved and tried some. It tasted kind of bland and the texture was garbage, but, hey they had other snacks so who cares.
"So what should we do next watch a movie?" Lucy asked.
"I propose that we consider viewing the film "13 Going on 30." Lisa suggested.
"A chick flick? Hard pass." Lynn said.
"Yuck." Lana said.
Lori smirked, "I don't think you get right to say that you watch "The Dream Boat" with us Lynn."
"Right?" Luna asked. "And I'm pretty sure I saw Lana watching a rom com with dad."
"Hey!" Lynn and Lana cried in unison.
"We didn't do any of that stuff." Lynn continued.
"Yeah," Lana added. "We're not girly like that."
Luan turned around, hugged herself, and ran her hands up and down her back, "What's wrong? Afraid you'll wanna grab Johnny and Larry and start making out."
Delilah laughed so hard a piece of pepperoni shot out of her nose. To make matters grosser, Lily waddled over to it and scarfed it up.
"Ew!" Lola yelled and stuck out her tongue.
"Don't eat that Lily," Leni gasped, "it has boogers on it."
The girls put in "13 Going on 30" and had a blast watching it. Laughing and doing their own commentary.
Lori and Leni sighed.
"I love that movie it's literally so sweet." Lori said.
"I loved the magic parts, tho I feel bad for Jenna missing 17 years of her life. Sigh my heart ached when Matty told her she moved one." Lucy said.
Lisa waved her off, "It is unlikely that magic exists; she must have inhaled chemicals from that dubious source Matty provided her."
Luna got up, "You know dudettes. That sleepover in the movie got me thinking of getting up and moving my buns!"
Delilah smirked, "Bet Tommy would love to see that."
Luna blushed, but smiled, "Dude!"
The other sisters laughed.
Lisa puts on "Love is a battlefield"
The song starts playing and the girls begin dancing to the beat of the song.
Lucy moved side to side with her head down and eyes closed. Luan gently bobbed her head to the beat. Lisa was getting into the rhythm and shook her butt as she was ready to dance.
We are young
(Heartache to heartache)
Heartache to heartache
(We stand)
We stand
Delilah, Leni, and Lana did various dance moves.
No promises
(No demands)
No demands
(Love is a battlefield)
Love is a battlefield
Lily wiggled around trying to dance. Giggling as she tried to dance.
Yeah Whoa
We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield
You're making me go
Then making me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way
Or am I the best thing you've had?"
Lynn picked up Lola and Lola giggled as Lynn threw her into the air.
Believe me, believe me
I can't tell you why
But I'm trapped by your love
And I'm chained to your side
We are young
Heartache to heartache
We stand
No promises
No demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield
When I'm losing control
Will you turn me away
Or touch me deep inside?
Lori did the cabbage patch and giggled as she and the girls sang the next part.
And when all this gets old
Will it still feel the same
There's no way this will die
But if we get much closer
I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders
You'll need me to hold
We are young
Heartache to heartache
We stand
No promises
No demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield
Once they finished the song, The girls cheered and hugged each other.
"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Delilah yelled.
-Jumping back to the boys-
The boys are all dressed in Greek togas with -laurels. Sammy is wearing a centurion's helmet and a toga.
"Gentlemen Let the games begin!" Sammy yelled.
The other boys cheered.
Tommy gets out a trumpet and plays a fanfare as the others cheer for the sleepover.
Later, the boys are fighting with pillows. Lincoln is fighting Charlie.
"I'm just gonna make you vanish, Lincoln!" Charlie yelled.
Lincoln attacks, but Charlie ducks and dodges Lincoln's incoming strike, which hits Milton instead.
Milton turns around and starts fighting Lincoln, "Um, excuse me, do you, um, want a piece of me, little man? I didn't mean to bother you or anything! I'm really sorry if I, um, overstepped. Please don't be mad! I promise I didn't mean any harm!"
A human-sized puppet, came out of Milton's sleepwear and grabbed his yellow French beret and placed it on it's head. Milton got it made recently after Luan gave him a coupon for a free ventriloquist's dummy.
He named it Warren who is apparently stored on his person at all times. Milton uses it as a way to act tough.
His design being based on American cartoons, his eyes were made in the style of a 1930's cartoon character like how Mickey Mouse used to be.
His outfit consists of Milton's yellow French beret and men suspenders with bowtie, both his hat and suspenders are a matching shade of yellow. His mechanical hands are covered with large gloves, a classic trait of old cartoon characters. He also has sharp metallic teeth to He lacked legs as his bottom only had a pole wear his legs would be.
"Hey, don't sweat it, alright? This ain't no time for sorrys! This is a pillow fight, so let's kick it up a notch and take the kid outta the equation, capisce?" Warren said.
Lincoln winces before Milton hits him with his pillow.
Lincoln flies into Frankie who was fighting David. Frankie gets annoyed, but then get an idea, and a shark-like grin spread across his lips.
This was going to be good.
"Second oldest sibling!" Frankie yelled.
"Yo! What's up, little bro? How can I flex my help your way today?" David asked.
"Lincoln remarked that you would struggle significantly to capture a football, even in a life-or-death scenario." Frankie said.
"What?! He's about to catch these hands!" David yelled and stomped over to Lincoln.
Lincoln got out of his daze, but then David hits Lincoln in the face with a pillow.
Lincoln went flying across the room and landed in the beanbag chair.
Lincoln was in another daze, "H-Hey how about we play another game?"
Now the boys are doing another game. A concoction is being made.
Johnny is throwing ketchup, pickles, guacamole, potato salad, salmon and a s'more together, "Alright, folks! Who's brave enough to chug down Johnny's infamous 'Grosser-than-a-bad-date Guzzler'? Bet you'll regret it faster than a chimichanga at a taco stand! Let's find out who can handle the legendary nastiness—because nothing says fun like daring your friends to drink something that could double as a mystery potion! Who's in?!"
Johnny holds it up as the bros ohhh and revolted.
"I'm not drinking that!" Lincoln yelled.
"Wimp." Luis said.
"Excuse me?!" Lincoln yelled.
"A word that drips with disdain, echoing through the shadows of the night. It's a label for the weak, the ones too afraid to embrace the darkness that consumes us. In this bleak existence, where the world wears a mask of vibrant colors." Luis said.
The twins made chicken noise.
Johnny smirks, "The rules are straightforward, folks: the first one to plant their butt on the ground and not freak out about it wins! And hey, may the universe have mercy on our souls. Because let's be real, we're gonna need it!"
Lincoln jaw dropped, but he didn't want to be called a chicken by kids younger then him, "I'm in!"
Johnny grabbed his drink, "Ready? Like, ready for day of gaming and a eating contest? Because this Johnny is always primed for action! Let's do this thing!"
All of the others ready their drinks, "Ready!"
Johnny hits Tommy's gong to start the challenge. The kids all start drinking.
Leo starts gagging.
Luis finishes his drink, "Completed. The shadows embrace my words, marking the end of this darkened ritual."
"And Luis wins done! Like a pizza delivery guy dropping off your favorite pie—quick, messy, and full of toppings that might just give you a heartburn panic attack." Johnny hits Tommy's gong, "Yes, we have a winner! Woo! BAM! We're done!"
The others put their cups down as Milton's stomach gurgles.
"Um, excuse me, but, um, I really hate to interrupt, and I'm so sorry to bother anyone, but, um, I might need to, uh, scurry to the bathroom? I promise I'll be back quicker than a timid mouse at a cat convention! I hope that's okay? I'm just feeling a bit… um, overwhelmed, sorry to say! A little bathroom break seems like a good plan, right? Pardon my pun-derful interruptions!"
Warren, came out of Milton's sleepwear and grabbed his yellow French beret and placed it on it's head.
"Hey, where's the loo, huh? I mean, lemme tell ya, he's about to pop like a cannoli! We better find that bathroom quick, before it's a mess in here. Talk about a real Brooklyn blowout!" Warren asked.
"Oh dear." Frankie said wheeling back a bit.
"You'll find it through that door, covered in a bit of muck and charm, just like me!" Larry said proudly.
Milton leaves and a huge fart is heard.
The boys laughs.
Lincoln pated Luis's head, "Great job, Luis."
"Thanks, I rule." Luis said.
"Woo! Who up for round two?" David asked.
Various brothers raised their hands.
Cut to later the boys are heading to a farm.
"Hey guys why are we at a farm?" Lincoln asked.
Leo's eyes glinted with mischief. He and the other brothers exchanged a glance, and all smiled in that sadistic way that only adolescent boys can manage. They looked at him, and from the matching expressions on their faces, Lincoln knew he was in trouble. "Oh you'll find out." Leo said.
"We've got that good vibe rollin' like we're on a 'Highway to Hell,' but don't worry, it's all 'Good Times' ahead!" Tommy said, "Just gotta keep dancin' through the 'Twist and Shout,' little dude! 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough' to stop us. Let's turn it up and make 'Sweet Music' on this wild ride!"
The boys made it to a farm The Hunnicut Farm to be exactly.
The outside of the barn is like any barn in real life with a red coat of paint, white doors, a grey roof, and a grey silo. The outside of the farm house is painted yellow with a reddish-brown roof and brick chimney.
They sneaked around, being as quiet as possible. Leo led them to the pasture behind the farm, where cows slept standing up. The cold air soaked into Lincoln's bone marrow and his breath plumed before him like smoke.
"Yo, bro! This is gonna be totally awesome, man! Like, seriously, I can't even! It's gonna be epic! Let's get pumped!" David said. He crept over to one of the cows...then shoved it. Its eyes flew open and it mooed as it toppled to the ground.
Lincoln gaped, "That was mean!"
"Yeah," Charlie agreed, "but it looks like, a total riot of fun!"
There were fifteen cows in the field. The Velazquest bros tipped most of them, running from one to the next and laughing like madmen. Lincoln tipped one that almost fell onto Johnny. By the time it was all said and done, fallen cows littered the pasture and everyone was sweaty, tired, and grimy.
"What in tarnation is happenin' here?!" A voice yelled.
The boys turn to see Liam.
"Y'all rascally punks done tipped our cows—let's rustle 'em up, Virginia!" Liam yelled.
A pig comes out and Liam hopped on to the pig and they starts charging at them.
"Dudes! It's young man Liam Hunnicut! Run!" Tommy yelled.
Everyone took off back to the van.
Lincoln saw that the young famer known as Liam was looking like he had seen a mess of red, and it was all painted on him. He quickly sidestepped him as the enraged farm boy lunged for him. Virginia took out grass under nether her. She turned to see the Loud boy standing near by. She kicked the ground like a bull and started to run for Lincoln, who yelped, and ran as fast as his little legs could take him, heading for the barn.
The brothers were making their way off the farm. Frankie noticed Lincoln was missing.
"Siblings, it appears that Lincoln is unaccounted for!" Frankie yelled.
Larry looked around, "He must be back there!"
Lincoln ran like his life depended on it because in his mind it did. He wasn't like his big sister Lynn who was an athlete. She trained day in and day out, working in martial arts, baseball, football, and other types of highly competitive sports.
Liam also was probably a tough kid for his age. Working on a farm made you fit. If he caught him and this turned into a fight, well he didn't want to think about it. But he didn't get to bathroom before his sisters by overpowering them; he outsmarted them.
Since they were on Liam's farm, he knew the lay of the land. But Lincoln had a way to lose Liam and his pig. An angry animal that was in full on rage mode, was blinded to everything else. He knew just where to take her.
Lincoln started running towards a tree, Virginia let out a mighty cry, one that gathered the attention of Frankie and Larry they'd been decided to go and rescue Lincoln while the rest started the van. It wasn't long before they saw Lincoln running for his life from Liam riding Virginia.
Lincoln found himself at the tree he quickly began to climb up the tree, he shimmied himself to the top and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Well now, you better come on down here and face the music, ya silver-haired rascal!" Liam called down from the ground. "I reckon I can wait all night long."
"Lincoln!" Larry yelled, just as Frankie actives his cyber-robotic wheelchair flight mode and flew up to the tree and Larry pulls out his lassos and throws it at Lincoln and pulls him to them.
Frankie actives his cyber-robotic wheelchair cybernetic arms and they grabbed Liam and Virginia and throws them. Liam screamed as him and the pig are sent crashing into the pig pen. The poor farm boy landed head first, with legs sticking straight up like little twigs growing from the, luckily, soft ground.
Lincoln looks at Frankie sternly, "That was mean."
"Indeed it was," Frankie agreed, "It however serves as good research and is quite enjoyable."
"Now that's what I call Barn to be wild." Larry joked.
Frankie laughed.
Lincoln groaned.
"He might find it prudent to take a shower in the near future." Frankie told them, calming down and wiping a tear from his eye as they flew back to the van.
"Was the pen full of ...?" Lincoln winched.
"Correct." Frankie said with a nod.
"Till we meet again!" Larry joked.
"Reckon I'll go on and get the shower all warmed up and grab me a nice, clean set of clothes." Liam said, getting up and heading back in.
"This was a wild night." Lincoln said.
-Back to the girls-
The girls were roasting marshmallows in the backyard. Luan finishes eating a marshmallow.
"Hey someone pass the jumbo size marshmallows?" Luan asked.
Leni passed the marshmallows, "So who's left for truth or dare?"
Lisa adjusted her glasses, "I am inclined to conclude that the remaining participants for this game of "truth or dare" are our sister and our esteemed friend Delilah."
Lucy looked towards her roommate, "Ok Lynn, truth or dare?"
Lynn thought on it, "I pick truth!"
Everyone was surprised Lynn would seem like the type to go for dare.
Lucy smiled, "Lynn have you and Johnny kissed yet?"
The girls let out a "Ohhhh!"
Expect for Delilah, she chuckled cause she already knows Lynn's answer.
Lynn blushed, "Yeah, we kissed."
The sisters gasp.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" The Loud sisters start squealing except Lisa.
Lynn and Delilah winched at the squealing.
All the girls except Lisa and Delilah give Lynn a big group hug and suffocate her.
"Normally, I don't care for inane human emotions, but...EEEEEE!" Lisa said and squealed then joins in on the hug.
"Lynn! Why didn't you tell us?!" Luna yelled.
"Where was that kiss hiding?! On a splendid cruise? At a glamorous ball? Was it during an enchanting visit to Paris, France?!" Lola asked.
Lynn struggled to breath, "I-I let you know just let go."
They all release Lynn from their hug and Lynn takes in air.
Lynn looked to her sisters, "Ok the kiss happened awhile back."
-Flashback to the kiss-
There are few pleasures as sweet to a boy of 13 as sleeping in on a Saturday morning. Getting a new video game and finally getting to the center of a big, fat jawbreaker come in a close second, but it's really no contest. Johnny loved getting to skip the early morning hustle and bustle of the dreaded Weekday and no waking up to the obnoxious cry of the alarm clock. On Saturday mornings, he got to wake slowly and languidly, drifting up from the depths like a piece of flotsam bobbing in the swell. This Saturday morning was gonna be no different, except for his girlfriend Lynn busting into his and Luis's room and hitting him with a body to body splash.
"YO JOHNNY!" Lynn yelled as she dived onto Johnny.
Johnny groaned as Lynn laughed.
Normally, he'd roll out of bed between eight and noon depending on how late he stayed up Friday night. Today Lynn just woke him up at 6:30.
Ugh.
Lynn grinned as she looked to her boyfriend, "Morning sleepy head. You dream about me?"
Johnny gave a annoyed look, "Yeah, so I had this totally wild dream about turning our lovely planet into cosmic confetti, and guess what? You were there, making it way more entertaining!"
Lynn laughed, "Well I am out of this world." Lynn got off of Johnny and his bed.
"Alright, alright, I'm up! Who knew sleeping in could be such a chore? Time to put on spandex and train… or just grab some breakfast. Priorities, people!" Johnny said.
He swung his legs over the edge of the bed, yawned, and scratched the back of his neck.
The sun hadn't even started to rise when Johnny stumbled out of bed, his eyes bleary from lack of sleep. Lynn's energy seemed endless as she stood by the door, bouncing on her toes with anticipation.
Johnny stretched, "Hey there, if you drop that body splash just a smidge lower, we're about to have a serious 'oh snap, what just happened?' moment, LJ! Ain't nobody ready for that kind of chaos!"
"Come on, Johnny! We've got a lot to cover today if we're gonna make you a martial arts champ!" Lynn yelled ignoring him. Lynn's voice was a mix of excitement and determination.
Groaning, Johnny rubbed his eyes. "Lynn, do we really have to kickstart this little adventure at the crack of dawn? I mean, who decided that waking up at this ungodly hour was a good idea? Can't we just let the sunrise do its thing while I enjoy my beauty sleep? It's not like martial arts has a strict starting time, right?"
The family would all be asleep for hours and the only thing on TV would be infomercials for juicers. Saturdays are great, but Saturday mornings are a barren wasteland.
It took him a few seconds to realize that Luis's bed was empty. The pillow lay off to one side and the sheets were messy. Huh. Luis usually made an attempt to make his bed before starting his day. He was probably peeing or something.
Lynn shot him a competitive grin, "Early bird gets the black belt, Johnny! Now, let's hit the woods!"
Johnny stepped into his Dino slippers (they roared, which was awesome) and gave Lynn a look, "Alright, listen up, tacos! First things first, I'm in desperate need of a "pick-me-up" worthy of my super awesome self, and a breakfast that could power even my crazy antics. Maybe some pancakes piled high with all the toppings, smothered in syrup like it's saving the world from blandness. Maybe a smoothie that's more colorful than my wardrobe. Let's make this a breakfast that doesn't just say, "Wake up," but screams, "Get out there and kick some serious butt!" Ready? Let's do this!" Johnny went downstairs to cook some breakfast and Lynn followed him.
Yes, that's right, cook. Johnny did not simply buy per made food he liked to cook food. He cut some strawberries and bananas and threw then in the blender. He poured some milk in. He knew Lynn and her sisters were well-known chocoholics.
Johnny made her hot chocolate, he pulled out Chili Pepper Chocolate Bark and cut it up. He added cinnamon, nutmeg, Mrs. Dash, then he brought it to a boil on the stove. For breakfast he brought out a pan and made Pancakes and Pancakes and Pancakes. Blueberry Pancakes, Chocolate Pancakes, Bacon Pancakes.
"I love the smell of Pancakes in the morning." Johnny said.
About more than twenty boxes of Pancakes mix later, Johnny had filled the kitchen to the roof with Pancakes.
Johnny and Lynn ate the breakfast and once full they set off.
And so, Johnny found himself in the woods with his sporty sister, embarking on what seemed like an endless day of rigorous training. They went through fighting stances, practiced kicks and punches, ran miles upon miles, and engaged in intense sparring sessions. Each time Lynn demonstrated a move, Johnny replicated it.
As the day wore on, Johnny's clothes became drenched with sweat, his breath came in ragged gasps, and his body sported a collection of bruises from their sparring sessions. The strain on his body was starting to take its toll.
After what felt like an eternity, the sun began to set, casting a warm orange glow over the woods. Johnny lay on the grass, his chest heaving, his body aching, and his pride somewhat bruised. He gazed up at the darkening sky, trying to catch his breath.
Lynn plopped down beside him, her own breathing heavy but her smile still wide. "You hung in there pretty well, Johnny. I gotta give you props for your persistence."
Johnny managed a weak smile, "Thanks, Lynn! Who knows, maybe one day I'll trade in my spatula for a black belt and become a martial arts champion! But let's be real—I'd rather be in the kitchen, whipping up some deliciousness, or pulling pranks that would make even the best stand-up comics jealous. Cooking and chaos, that's my kind of gig!"
Lynn playfully nudged his shoulder, "Yeah, baby! Lynn and Johnny are totally kicking butt and taking names! But like, you gotta make room for your own fun, you know? Cooking and pranking? That's super awesome in its own way. Keep rocking it!"
Despite his exhaustion, Johnny chuckled, "Yeah, I guess I do have a unique set of talents and I look good while doing them right?"
Lynn patted his shoulder, her expression sincere, "And you've got grit, too. Most people would've tapped out way earlier. You hung in there, even when the going got tough." Lynn then rolled on top of him and grinned as she straddled him, "Also, now you get your reward for being such a great sport."
Johnny blushed, "Um Lynn, did I just win the 'Best Boyfriend Award,' or are you trying to crush me under your awesomeness as some bizarre prize? Either way, I'm beginning to think I'm digging it! I should've packed a superhero pillow for this!"
"You're so smart, and brave, and kind...probably could be kinder." Lynn said, slightly chuckling at the end.
Johnny pouted, "Hey! Let me tell you, I am the epitome of kindness! I mean, just the other day, I patched up poor Luis after he decided that jumping over a cactus patch was a brilliant idea—spoiler alert: it wasn't! Then there's Larry, who I heroically taught how to swim. Because, let's be real, a 6 year old needs to know how to float. Oh, and Charlie? Yeah, I took it upon myself to teach that dude how to read. Can you believe it? And then there's Frankie, the so-called genius—teaching him how to tie his shoes is like trying to teach a cat to fetch. Wait… did I say all that out loud? Oopsies! Forget what you just heard!"
"You're a really special guy. Every girl wants a boy like you. Sometimes I think that I don't deserve to be with you." Lynn said playing with her ponytail.
Johnny looked up at Lynn, "Whoa, whoa, hold up, Lynn! That's not how we roll. Don't you dare talk down on yourself like that! We're total equals in this crazy ride. You're the chill and cheese to my hot dog—delicious and full of flavor!"
""Y-you really mean it? You're not just saying that, right?" Lynn asked.
Johnny gave her an innocent, heartwarming smile, "Hey, Lynn, I'm not kidding around here. Seriously, I mean it. Like, if I were any more serious, I'd be wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase. And you know I don't do ties. But for real, you're the peanut butter to my jelly, the chimichanga to my taco. Got it? I mean it!"
Lynn paused for a moment, reflecting on what she was about to say. Her anxious heart throbbed in her chest, "I know I...always wanted a guy...like you..." Lynn said and undid her ponytail her thick brown hair flowed down pass her shoulders.
Lynn placed her hands on Johnny's cheeks, gently caressing them. She slowly, and nervously, moved her face closer to his until their noses we're almost touching.
Johnny looked at her with wide eyes, and mixed emotions of fear, and excitement.
Lynn looked back at him. She had planned to do this for awhile, but needed the right moment and that moment was now, and in one swoop, she closed her eyes and placed her lips on Johnny's.
Johnny's heart pounded in his chest and an intense heat overpowered him. He began to feel things he's never felt before.
In the boy's mind, his Emotions run around in a panic, screaming while a warning sign flashed. Fear is HUDDLED, crying. Outside, Johnny is stunned, But after he gave into these new, intoxicating feelings, and hoped he would feel like this forever. He closed his eyes, and returned Lynn's favor with a deep, passionate kiss.
Lynn made out with him under the darkening sky. By the time they decided to go home, the stars were already out and shining.
-Back to the present-
Without hesitation Delilah plugged her ears, Lynn managing to do the same with just a split second to spare. Eight of the ten sisters bust out squealing as Lynn finished her story. Lily joining in by copying her sisters, the youngest loud was resting in Luna's arms. Delilah watched as the sisters continued squealing, mentally counting how long they were lasting for, by the time they stopped he'd made it to thirty seven seconds.
The two tomboys unplugged their ears once silence followed. Before either of them could say a word the sisters quickly began talking over one another, creating a catastrophic amount of noise. Neither could hear anything they were saying and just before it could erupt into fighting a loud whistle broke out making everyone flinch.
Lori stood there with her whistle between her fingers, a slightly smug smile on her face. Once everyone stopped grumbling she took the lead. "So, you and Johnny kissed huh? Didn't realize you two were that far yet."
In an instant Lynn's face turned as red as her shirt, "Shut up! it's no big deal I just wanted to see what's it like." Lynn looked to her feet, "Besides that's a benefit of dating right?"
Most of her sisters rolled their eyes, clearly not believing her for a moment but they held back from speaking up.
Delilah patted Lynn's back, "Come on, let's get off of Lynn's case besides I haven't gone yet and I choose dare."
Lori smiled, "Ok! I literally dare you to take our brother to the Sadie Hawkins dance."
"And you have to wear a totes amazing dress." Leni added.
Lola put her hands to her cheeks, "And take pictures!" Lola added then giggled.
Lucy smiled, "And slow dance with him." She then lifted Lily up, "And kiss him."
Lily makes kissy faces in agreement.
Delilah was petrified, "...Say Wha? I think I'll go with truth."
"It is well established that when a player opts for the choice of "dare," it is incumbent upon them to successfully fulfill the assigned challenge." Lisa said.
Delilah sighed, "Fine I'll take him to the dance.."
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" The Loud sisters start squealing again even Lynn.
Delilah winched at the squealing.
All the girls give Delilah a big group hug and suffocate her now.
"I'll give you another princess makeover the night of the dance." Lola said.
"Wow I'm the Luckiest girl on earth..." Delilah said hoping that dance gets canceled.
-Later the girls talking about games-
"How about we play some board games?" Lori asked.
"Board games? You trying to put us to sleep?" Delilah asked, "Can't we play some video games?"
"Only Lincoln has those and Lincoln's gonna have a conniption if we touch them But then again, watching Lincoln have a conniption later would be fun." Luan said.
"Video Games? Oh fun! Let's play games at Gus' Games and Grub it'll be totes fun." Leni said.
Lucy shrugged, "I don't play video games, but I'm willing to learn."
"Ok sounds likes we're going to Gus' Games and Grub. Now literally remember everyone we're just playing games for fun." Lori said.
"What's a game without a prize?!" Lynn Jr. jumped on to her feet, "Where's the thrill?!"
"What?! Lynn you're not helping!" The blonde tried to scold the competitive girl.
"Well what kinda prize?" Lana asked.
"Any suggestions?" Luan asked.
Delilah rubbed her chin, "How about Johnny's super s'more?"
"Super s'more?" The Loud sisters all asked.
Delilah nodded, "Yeah, my bro can whip up a huge super s'more for the winner. I remember when he made the thing."
-Flashback to the creation of Johnny's super s'more-
Delilah walked into the kitchen and saw her brother making a giant s'more, "Dang Johnny, What is that?"
"Hey there, little sis! Feast your eyes on my super s'more masterpiece! "Johnny's Super S'more" Patent pending, so back off, sis! This ain't just any ol' s'more; it's a gargantuan, colossal, take-a-whole-arm-to-lift kind of s'more! Seriously, it's bigger than our feelings for each other. And that's saying something! Get ready to indulge and maybe, just maybe, find a way to roll it into battle! Nom nom nom!" Johnny said.
-Back to the present-
The sisters drooled at the idea of a super s'more. They're well-known chocoholics.
"..."
The group looked at one another.
You can cut the tension with a knife.
"Let's go!" Lola yelled.
-The girls head to Gus' Games & Grub-
The girls enter with Delilah leading the way.
"I believe the best course of action for us to have our tournament for the super s'more is for teams to be made." Lisa said and pushed up her glasses up, "We'll have 2 teams with 5 people and the teams will be younger sisters vs older sisters. The winning team will receive the super s'more."
The girls nodded.
"However since there are eleven people and Lily is to young to play, someone will have to hold her to have even numbers." Lisa said.
Delilah raised Lily, "I'm already holding Lily-bug so I'll carry her."
"Perfect." Lisa said.
"Yeah this is gonna be awesome!" Lynn yelled and punched the air.
Cuts to the girls taking over the arcade and gaming. The competition is starting.
"Ladies, welcome to Gus' Game-a-thon. Here's how this works. We compete in a series of challenges. The group with the most points wins." Delilah said.
A waitress - wearing a welding mask - arrives with a tray of hot wings, "ROUND ONE. Whoever eats the most hot wings gets a point. Lana vs. Lynn."
Lola looked confused, "I thought we just playing video game?"
Delilah smirked, "Lynn and Lana begged for a food challenge."
Lola giggled, "Oh I get it."
"You're going down!" Lana said to Lynn with a confident growl.
"You're all gonna go down!" Lynn brashly said.
"Go!" Delilah yelled.
Lana takes a bite out of a hot wing; her face glows red. Lynn takes another, and her face also glows red immediately. The siblings keep eating hot wings, glare angrily at each other, and eat another wing. It's too much for Lana.
"Ahhh! I need water!" Lana yells and drinks a pitcher of water.
"ROUND TWO." Delilah said.
Lisa and Luna get into a flight simulator.
"Whoever crosses the finish line first gets a point. On your marks, get set, go!" Delilah yelled.
"This is gonna be killer!" Luna said with a happy growl.
"Let us proceed with determination." Lisa announced confidently.
They start flying their planes. Luna struggles while Lisa takes the lead.
"Flying is hard dude. Brain box where you learn to do this?" Luna asked trying to get ahead.
"Engaging with flight simulators was quite a straightforward endeavor for me." Lisa said.
Lisa gets her game face on and scores points and crossing the finish line quickly.
"Yeah!" Lisa yelled.
Lola does a victory dance, "Ooh, ooh! One point for Team Lola!"
The other younger girls looked at Lola, "Team Lola?"
"ROUND THREE: The claw game. Grab a prize, get a point. Lucy vs. Lori Go!" Delilah yelled.
Lori tries the claw game and tries to get a star, but it slips from the claw.
Lori scoffs and becomes annoyed, "This thing is literally broken!"
Lucy tries her hand at the claw and succeeds in getting a toy skeleton.
Lucy look to Delilah, "Do I really get to keep this?"
Delilah nodded.
Lucy smiled, "Wicked."
"Gus point for Team Lola! The score is two to one." Delilah said.
"ROUND FOUR: First to make a pizza wins. Me vs. Luan, Go!" Delilah yelled.
Delilah and Luan attempt to make a pizza, but end up puts it in the oven at the same time and it was ready at the same time.
"Tie!" Delilah yelled.
"This is really fun, but I'm getting hungry how about a pizza break?" Luan said, "Really, it's the yeast you could do, get it?"
Delilah smirked, "Anymore puns like that and I'll starve ya. Ok girls pizza break!"
The girls grab a booth and a waitress places a large spaghetti pizza on the table. They like what they see.
"Mmm..." The girls say before digging in. After the pizza is devoured Lola let's out a burp.
"Yuuuum!" Leni yelled.
Delilah slammed the table, "Ok break over. Since Lily is with me let's get her a game she could play."
"ROUND 5: skee-ball the one with more points wins. Lily vs. Leni. Go!" Delilah yelled.
Lily rolls the skee-ball with Delilah's teaching her how to play. She manages to land the balls in the 30, 20, and 10 holes, scoring 500 points.
"Welila!" Lily yelled trying to get Delilah's attention.
Delilah smiled and hugged her, "Great job Lily you 500 points we're so proud of you."
Leni picked up her skee-balls, "So I throw these soccer balls into those holes?"
"Skee-balls Leni-penny." Delilah corrected.
"That's what I said," Leni said innocently, Delilah rolling her eyes jokingly.
It's Leni's turn. She gets ready to throws the balls, but trips and they all land in the 100 hole. She gets a perfect 99999 points, and The older sisters celebrates.
"Two to two!" Delilah yelled.
They arrived to another set of four machines. They were white and go cart like. They featured a few characters Lola vaguely recognized.
"FINAL ROUND: Mario Kart whoever gets first place wins. If no ones gets first place whoever gets closer to it wins. Lola vs. Lori." Delilah said.
"Oh, that's cool, you drive a car!" Lola yelled jumping up and down in excitement.
Lori sat in a seat one in, allowing her to take the seat on the outside. She watched her lean down to a card reader and swipe. She mimicked her action with her own card. Her movements were awkward and her confusion only increased when several characters appeared on the screen accompanied by a countdown.
Delilah could see the confusion in her eyes, "OK princess so first rotate the wheel till you find a character you like."
"Okay." She began rotating it till she found a blonde queen in pink. "Ooo, she's pretty."
"Yeah she is. So now press the gas." Delilah said.
Lola pressed in watched the queen do a dance as a thanks for picking her.
"Now pick a cart you'd like to drive." Delilah said.
"I get to choose a car too?!" Lola yelled.
"Yeah, don't worry it ain't that important honestly." Delilah said.
"Ok let's see what screams Lola." Lola said then scrolled through the cars until she found a vaguely familiar design. Lola found a small, pink jeep. She immediately step on the gas to select it. The text on the screen then read 'waiting for other players'. Realizing her job was done she turned to look at Lori's screen which she scoffed at, "Are you a turtle in a prius?!"
Lori looked over to Lola, "Yeah, so what I like Bowser."
"Bowser? What's a bowser? That's a turtle." Lana said.
"No! Bowser is his name, his species are Koopas." Lori said.
"Why koopa? The term "koopa" finds its origins in the Japanese nomenclature for the traditional Korean delicacy known as gukbap." Lisa said.
"I don't known, that's what Leo told me what he was when we played a Mario game. All I know he's a turtle dragon." Lori said.
"A turtle dragon? That sounds cool!" Lana yelled.
Lola's confusion only increased.
"It's an video game thing princess." Delilah said.
"Is he like my queen's pet?" Lola asked.
"No, he's a king." Lori said.
"I'm married to that thing?!" Lola yelled.
"No!" Lori shouted out. "Firstly, your character is a princess."
"That's her Dad?! That's even cooler! Does she breathe fire?!" Lana asked.
"No!" Lori was quick to deny, "He kidnaps her and the hero goes to save her."
"Why does he kidnap her?" Lucy asked.
"Uhh… to marry her." Lori asked.
"That is known as Bride kidnapping, often referred to as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice where a man forcibly takes the woman he intends to marry." Lisa said.
Everyone got quiet.
"That's weird." Lola concluded.
"Eh, it's just a game." Delilah said and turned back to screen and saw the clock click down to zero. "Get ready girls. We'll do the easiest track."
Lori moved her wheel and selected the beginner tracks.
"Alright." Lola said. The princess watched as the screen changed to a scenic display of a beach side race track. While it was cartoony, she had to admit it was surprisingly pretty. The camera refocused on her jeep and she instantly found herself annoyed by the fact she was in the back of the pack.
This would not stand.
Lola's face filled with determination. Her fingers regrip and tightened around the wheel. Her foot was already revving the fictional engine.
The flag finally raised and the three tick countdown appeared. When "Go" appeared the race was on.
Lola was in first.
Lori was having a hard time with her speedy but poor turning prius. On the other hand she was surprised when Lola was maintaining her lead.
"Gah!" The blonde girl suddenly shouted.
"What?!" Lori's cart jerked as she twisted at the sudden yell.
"I just crashed into something and now I have garbage on my screen." Lola said.
"Huh?" Lori glanced over, she had three banana peels in a box in the corner of her screen, "You have to collect things?" Lori looked back to her screen, "What do you get?"
"That's just an item. If you press that green button you'll use it." Delilah said.
Lola had Peach threw the bananas in front of her, but Lola drove into them and the princess spun out.
Delilah laughed, "You threw it infront of yourself?!"
Delilah suddenly felt a quick jab to her arm, "Ouch!"
"Delilah your making me lose, I slipped on my own garbage!" Lola angrily sneered at her. Bowser speed past a spun out Peach.
Lola's foot slammed on the gas and she began speeding forward.
"Eat my dust Lola!" Lori yelled she went into a hard turn. For no particular reason she lent into it.
"No how do you go faster?!" Lola yelled both were now moving as if they were actually driving.
"Get a mushroom or drive move the glowing road!" Delilah yelled.
Lola drove over a booster, and hit a item box, but Lori is still ahead.
"Yes! that super s'more is mine!" Lori yelled.
"Eat baby koopa!" Lola yelled.
"What?!" Lori yelled.
A green shell suddenly slammed into the back of her prius. Lori's car did an overly dramatic flip as a pink jeep finally flew by him.
"Ha! Eat my dust Bowser!" Lola mocked as she collected another item.
"Your literally not gonna win!" Lori yelled.
"Yes I am and when I win I'm taking your kingdom!" Lola yelled.
Their shouting filled the back of the arcade as they lent and slammed on brakes. Going back and forth as they battled each other in game. As they fought, little attention was actually paid to the computers and eventually they placed in 6th, Lola, and 8th, Lori.
"TEAM LOLA WINS!" Delilah yelled then let out a squeal and then blushed when the Loud sisters looked at her surprised, "I-I mean team Lola wins."
"Ha! Loser!" The pampered twin taunted her older sister.
"We both lost!" Lori yelled she felt a need to clarify.
"But you lost more." Lola said flipped her hair back and smiled as she looked at Delilah, "Okay, where's our super s'more?"
Lori's jaw dropped, "Huh? But cha. But. It tif! GAAAHHH!"
Delilah chuckled, "I told Johnny to make it awhile ago so it should ready when we get back to your place. Let's move out!" Delilah yelled Lola jumped into her arms and she headed to the exit with the sisters following her.
"OMGosh, this was totes fun. This place is great!" Leni yelled.
The others agreed.
The girls then made their way back to The Loud House. They opened the door gasped in delight. They saw two s'mores that were bigger than they are.
"Alright, guess rat boy made two." Delilah said.
The sisters rush them and dig in to the huge s'mores, loving it.
Once the girls finished off the s'mores and the boys cleaned up after their cow tipping. They all decided to rest for the night.
The girls all slept in Lori and Leni's room and the boys slept in clubhouse.
They all changed back into their sleepwear.
The boys had a good laugh at David's sleepwear.
Footie pajamas.
The man was literally wearing footie pajamas.
During the night Lincoln and Delilah woke up.
Lincoln saw the boys still sleeping. Tommy has had his face drawn on with a frowny face on his forehead, fake whiskers, a beard, and a clown nose. Frankie's right hand was in warm water.
Delilah saw that every Loud sister was cuddling with her with Lily on her chest sucking her thumb.
"Best sleepover/slumber party ever." The two middle siblings said.
The End.
