Opening Segment and Eugene vs. Lightning
Disclaimer: This is the last show before SummerBash and this chapter has the opening match between a former WWE Wrestler named Nick Dinsmore who had a character named "Eugene" as he was a former tag team champion during his run in the WWE, anyway his character as you know is a fan of WWE all of his life as he has copied other wrestlers in his matches...which in a way kind of cool if you wanna pay tribute. But the point is he is going to wrestle in his first match against winner of Total Drama Revenge of the Island Lightning Jackson in a Steel Cage match and ENJOY!
"TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted as the very first ever TDW theme song for TDW started to play as "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage played.
"Hello everyone and welcome...to another exctiting edition of Total Drama Wrestling as we are at the TDW Arena at Muskoka, Onatario Canada. I am Jim Ross alongside my longtime partner Jerry "The King" Lawler and one of the newest broadcasters to join TDW, coming from the Lucha Underground Broadcasting team to join TDW is another broadcasting partner of mine is Matt Striker and Matt, it's great to have you here with us." Jim Ross said as Jim Ross and Matt shook hands.
"Thank you JR and it's awesome to be a part of Total Drama Wrestling as these former reality show performers have spent time in the industry learning about it as they are good wrestlers." Matt Striker said to Jim Ross.
"JR, look...I'm sorry about what I said last week...I was just showing off my heel tactics for a bit last week and it got out of hand." Jerry Lawler apologized to Jim Ross.
"It's okay King. It was for nostalgic purposes as I forgive you and understand why, however we have a great card including the opening contest which is Eugene against Lightning in a Steel Cage match, Scott putting the TDW Intercontenental Championship on the line against Justin in a rematch from last week, and we have the TDW Tag Team Titles on the line when the Surfers defend the titles against The French-Spanish Connection from last week, and we have Brick McArthur defending the TDW Hardcore Title against Raven, we have MacArthur and Sanders against Josee and Amy in their debut matches as we also have a 10 woman elimination tag team match with Bridgette, Lindsay, Dawn, LeShawna, and the new TDW Women's Champion Izzy going at it against Heather, Eva, Jo, Blaineley, and Anne Maria and the main event with T.A.G against two veteran Female Japansese Wrestlers in Aja Kong and Awesome Kong!" Jim Ross said as "Cult of Personality" played as the crowd cheered as he came out.
"Dang JR...that sounds like a great card as here comes the Comissioner of TDW in Daniel King." Matt Striker said as Daniel sported a NWO Wolfpack Shirt with his leather Jacket, and Blue Jeans with his nike sneakers as was walking to the ring high-fiving fans.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the commsioner of Total Drama Wrestling...Daniel King!" Justin Roberts announced as Daniel King came into the ring as he was excited.
"Well...what's up Muskoka?" Daniel said as the crowd cheered right back.
"Look...I am sorry about last week when I got angry...there is no excuse for it what so ever. Anyway it's time to...in the words of Elsa from one of the most overrated movies ever...Frozen...Let it Go." Daniel said as the crowd cheered and chanted "Yes" and did the thing where Daniel Bryan raised his arms up and down whenever he chanted "Yes" as they chanted it like crazy.
"Why are you guys chanting that is it because I criticized Frozen?" Daniel asked the crowd as they cheered and kept on cheering which would answer the question at hand.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" The crowd chanted as they kept it up until the chanting died down.
"Okay guys...that is not even the thing I was angry about, I was angry about the constant interference from The Empire from last week and it was similar to an organization from Atlanta called WCW as they had an iconic faction called "The New World Order" and it was awesome and organic at first...but it ran it's course." Daniel King said as the crowd was interested.
"Anyway, they had their own factiions like NWO Hollywood, and NWO Wolfpack, that's the shirt I am wearing because it was cool, NWO Elite, NWO Black and White, and finally NWO 2000. Then WWE tried to recreate that success in 2002 after WCW went under by bringing back Hogan, Hall, and Nash...and after Hogan turned face when he lost to the Rock after WrestleMania 18 Hall and Nash were angry and kicked him out as they brought in X-Pac and The Big Show as then Scott Hall was fired and then Booker T was brought in to fill in Scott Hall's spot, then Shawn Michaels came back and literally kicked Booker T out of the group with his Super Kick." Daniel said as the crowd said "OOOOOH"
"Man this might take another minute." Matt Striker said as he started to complain a bit.
"Calm down he's wrapping it up." Jerry said to him.
"Yadda, Yadda, Yadda...Kevin tore his quadriceps make all the jokes you want, the WWE's version of the NWO disbanded by Vince as he hired Eric Bischoff to become Raw's GM and afterwards there were reunion groups in 2014 and 2015 with Hulk Hogan, Hall, Nash, X-Pac, Kevin Nash, as they were involved in helping Sting at WrestleMania 31. There were two version in TNA called the Band and The Wolfpac during Hall's and Nash's run in TNA in 2010, and there was an NWO Japan for a while and that was it." Daniel said as he was finsihed with his lesson on the NWO as the crowd applauded him on his extensive knowledge.
"Wow...he knows a lot about the New World Order." Matt Striker said as he was impressed.
"Anyway, The Empire almost ruined last week's show...and if they ruin tonight's show by interfering at all...they will be suspended!" Daniel King said as the crowd cheered as "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica played as the crowd booed as Alejandro, Heather, Duncan, Devon Joseph, Jacques, Lightning, and the rest of The Empire went out to the stage as Alejandro had his microphone.
"Daniel...we were interfering to make matches interesting and making them rule in our favor." Alejandro said as he handed the Microphone to Heather.
"I did not want Lindsiot as the champion because she was the most retarded person I have ever met in my life." Heather said as she got booed so loud that some fans out in the front rows were shooting the birds at her as they were chanting "Fuck You Heather" as Daniel was about to speak again.
"You should be ashamed of yourself. She is not retarded...this a no bullying company and you know that." Daniel said to her as she flipped him off.
"This sunday...I will become the new TDW Women's Champion and there is not a damn thing you, Dawn, Lindsiot, Izzy, or Miss Ghetto Fat Booty Whore...can do about it!" Heather said as the crowd booed even louder.
"And it felt damn good to cause Lindsay the title n the first place...she was horrible!" Blaineley said as she handed the microphone to Devon Jospeh.
"I am going to bring the TDW World Heavyweight Title at any cost...whether I screw my long time best Geoff in the process or I do it fair in square, I will bring the title to The Empire." Devon said as Scott grabbed the microphone.
"Unlike the Jamaican Idiot, I will win at anycost!" Scott said to Daniel as he handed the microphone to Lightning.
"Lightning is gonna pound, a mentally challenge retard who could not even make it big in the WWE!" Lightning shouted as the crowd booed loudly as they heavily chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"Lightning will pound that Sha-Retarded Sha-cracker so hard he'll be Sha-dead in a week! SHA-BAM!" Lightning said as the crowd kept on chanting "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" as Daniel was extremly offended.
"Euegene will know what is is like to be with Sha-Lighting Jackson in the" Lighting said as Daniel was gonna cut him off.
"Will you just SHUT UP!" Daniel King said as the crowd cheered and roared loudly.
"YEAH! Daniel King has had enough of Lightning's bullying!" Jim Ross said as he was passionate.
"I have had it up to here with the use of the "R" word and racism and what not...a far as I'm concerned...any member of The Empire that does not have a match tonight, raise your hand." Daniel King said as Devon Joseph, Duncan, Katie, and Chris McLean raised their hands.
"Get your asses out of my bulding now because you guys are banned from the building for the night! In simple and normal terms...and Biff Tannen even fucked this one up." Daniel said as the crowd laughed as The Empire was offended.
"Make like a tree, and leave. Security!" Daniel said as there were security guards as Katie, Duncan, and Chris McLean were angry but Devon Joseph was very cooperative as the crowd chanted "YES! YES! YES!" as they left.
"Whew...now that they are gone...rest of The Empire, except for Lightning...get out of here and get ready for your matches. Lightning because of your comments, this cage match will now be a 2 on 1 handicap match with Eugene and a partner of his choosing." Daniel King said as he left the ring and made his way backstage.
"On with the match." Daniel said as he left the ring as Rap Music began to play as Lightning made his way to the ring as the bell sounded.
"Ladies and Gentlemen...the opening contest is a 2 on 1 Handicap Steel Cage Match Set for One Fall...introducing first...from Toronto, Ontario Canada, weighing in at 272 Pounds, representing The Empire...he is Lightning Jackson!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd booed him and chanted "Asshole" as his music died down as the chanting and booing stopped.
"Child's Play" by Jim Johnston played as Eugene came out to cheers as he sported new ring gear that was like his wrestling trunks but they looked like Edge's attire but with out Edge's logos as he had on his white boots, and red knee pads with his famous white ring jacket.
"Their opponents first making his Total Drama Wrestling debut...from Louisville, Kentucky...weighing in at 242 Pounds...he is Eugene!" Justin Roberts announced as Eugene walked into the ring as he got a microphone from one of the technicians at ringside.
"I miss Eugene. He was awesome." Jim Ross said as the crowd chanted "Welcome Back" as the chanting died down as he was about to speak.
"I-I am excited to be back in the ring!" Eugene said as he was happy to return on the ring as the crowd chanted "Eugene" as he started to form tears a bit as he wipes the tears off before he starts talking again.
"I love Total Drama as well." Eugene said as the crowd cheered.
"I watch it all the time on Netflix and I would love to tell you why I love it but there is no time...here is my surprise partner." Eugene said as he pointed to the curtain as "Regality" by Jim Johnston played as the crowd cheered.
"What?!" Jerry Lawler said as William Regal arrived wearing his wrestling gear.
"It's William Regal! He is the NXT General Manager! What is he doing here?" Matt Striker said as he was surprised.
"William Regal and Eugene were the "World Tag Team Champions" in the WWE when they defeated La Resistance in 2004. However, they reunite tonight for one night only for this handicap as they are going to try teach Lightning respect and here we go!" Jim Ross said as the bell sounded getting the match started as Lightning nailed a Big Boot on Eugene and Regal as he began using the cage on Eugene.
"The match is underway as Lightning did two Big Boots on William Regal and Eugene is being mauled by Lightning as Regal is up and grabs his brass knuckles." Matt Striker said as he hits Lightning with knocking him out.
"William Regal with the "Power of the Punch" as Eugene is picking Lightning back up." Jim Ross said.
"What?!" Jerry Lawler said as he was shocked from the punch that Regal delivered as Eugene nailed "Rock Bottom" on Lightning.
"Eugene scores with the "Rock Bottom" as he goes for the cover early." Jim Ross said as the ref starts to count.
"Is this going to be an upset?" Matt Striker said as the ref began to count.
"1...2...3!" The ref and the crowd chanted as Eugene and William Regal won the Steel Cage Match as the crowd roared.
"What?!" Jerry Lawler said again as he was in shock.
"Eugene and William Regal have upset Lightning Jackson in a quick fashion!" Matt Striker said as he was surprised.
"What an upset." Jim Ross said as he was happy.
"Here your winners...Eugene and William Regal!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Oh my Gosh!" Jerry Lawler said as he was shocked as Alejandro looked on in the locker room with anger.
"NO! NO!" Anne Maria said as she started to have a tantrum in the locker room.
Eugene and William Regal started to celebrate in the ring as the cage started to rise as Lightning slowly got up and realized what just happened as he grabbed a microphone.
"Cut the Sha-Music!" Lightning said as the music stopped as the crowd booed.
"What the hell just happened?!" Lightning asked.
"You just lost to bloody damn good wresler and to a lifelong WWE fan, Sunshine!" William Regal said to him as the crowd roared as Eugene gave him a Stone Cold Stunner.
"And That's The Bottom Line...because Eugene and William Regal said so!" Eugene said as the crowd cheered again.
"Up next we have our first title match as Brick will defend the TDW Hardcore Championship against former WWE Hardcore Champion, and former ECW World Heavyweight Champion Raven when we come back." Jim Ross said as the camera faded to black.
First off, I apologize to the readers for making the match extremely short, as next we have Brick defending the Hardcore Title against Raven. READ AND REVIEW!