in an incredible neighborhood called "the strays" where only dogs that escaped from "jail" lived so as not to have to be adopted by an idiotic imp or perhaps royalty, which was very unlikely to happen, anyway, the important thing here esque they didn't want an owner including Johan.

a dog that had a brown color in his hair, not so muscular but skilled thanks to street life, dressed in a black sweatshirt and black pants, very black shoes, well, Johan loved dressing in black according to him it was his best style.

I had gotten those clothes from the devil lady called Penelope who, according to many, that old lady was going to have her time

Johan's house was decent with one floor, a kitchen and next to his bed, at least the bathroom was far from the kitchen and his dining room was the newspapers from hell.

" where the hell is my money" Johan said.

"That damn Foxy better not steal it from me or I'll beat him up."

suddenly the canine sees that his pig's piggy bank was hidden between the covers of his bed

"Wait, I left that behind? Well, it doesn't matter, I'm finally going to have a cell phone."

The canine ran out of his house, greeting his friends as he ran. After exactly half an hour, he arrived at the iPhone store in hell, they are the best.

so he went closer and investigated

"Let's see ummm an iPhone 24 only costs 20,000 souls for me it would be expensive but right now I have enough to have a better cell phone" then he said "hey devil give me this iPhone

"Holy crap, you must have a lot of money to compare the latest infernal iPhone from the brand," he said, impressed.

"Look, shorty, just sell me my cell phone, I don't care about his opinion," he said while getting angry.

"Ready, calm down, stay here while I bring some papers that you have to sign, canine."

Johan saw how the imp went into a room where he saw her with many cell phones in it and as soon as the dog opened his mouth in shock he thought that maybe he could come at night and have a little fun because no? Foxy wasn't going to be annoying today for dinner

So he saw the imp come out, locking the room with some keys, the dog looked the other way at a fast pace so that the imp would not suspect something out of the ordinary.

"Well, canine, sign this," she said as she showed him the papers.

"But why the hell do we have to sign?" said Johan.

"for safety" said the imp

"But dwarf, since when is there security in hell, there is only security for those of royalty and they have us in the shit eating leftovers from royalty" said the canine, already angry since he did not like how they treated the royals. lower class even swore to kill Lucifer one day while drinking with Foxy

"Look, maybe you're right, but that's life, and it's good, isn't it? If they don't have laws, we can do whatever we want. For example, today I'm going to have a good time at a bar where many beautiful girls dance. Besides, it's your decision. "You wanted to live like this since you could be adopted by someone from damn royalty" said the imp.

"No sir, never in my shitty life am I going to go live with a fucking royal, I signed everything, give me my cell phone and goodbye," the canine said angrily.

so the imp saw the papers and went for his cell phone

"Well...I hope they don't steal it without even spending a day with it hahaha" said the imp

"They're not going to steal it from me," said the canine, turning around and heading home.

On the way Johan was thinking very deeply "maybe what that dwarf said is true, I should go up for adoption, wait what are you saying Johan? You're an idiot and I'm already 19 years old, no one would adopt me at this damn age" he said while mentally hitting himself.

But suddenly a voice took him out of his thoughts.

"Hey Johan, my puppy," said Foxy, happy to see Johan.

"damn foxy you scared me" Johan said

"I think I saw you looking at the floor thinking what were you thinking, my puppy?" Foxy said.

"Nothing important, Foxy, and if we're going to have a little alcohol, I need it," said the dog.

"The truth is, I also have great news for you," he said with a smile to which Johan asked "what is that news?"

"When we get to Penelope's, I'll tell you," said Foxy.

So the two of them walked to Penelope's store and started drinking.

"Now, Foxy, you have me in doubt, what do you have to tell me?"

"Well, do you remember that yesterday I met an imp from the I.M.P?"

"Yes, I remember, but so what?" said the dog, confused.

"Well, since you are incredibly good at fighting, I recommended you to the I.M.P." Foxy said while he took a sip of his beer.

"What? You're an idiot, Foxy, I'm never interested in what that stupid company or group, whatever, works," the dog said angrily.

"The important thing is that they are going to pay you for that," said Foxy. "Plus there is a cute puppy. Maybe you will finally lose that damn virginity that you have, Johan."

"Hey, what the hell do I care that this is a hellish bitch? That's worse, I don't even look out," said the dog.

"Well, you've never been interested in the topic of having a girlfriend, so let's look at the pay side," Foxy said with a smile. "There are 55 souls."

"Wow," said Johan, "55 souls for killing humans? How stupid."

"I could have, but finally you can save something, not that you wanted your own house and get out of this neighborhood because it's your damn opportunity and you can also gain experience to kill Lucifer" said Foxy again about to drink his beer

Johan remained thoughtful, although he was not the least bit interested in that job since he had a job with Penelope soon, even though they paid more there than here.

"Well, I'll think about it," said Johan, drinking his beer.

"I like it that way, puppy," said Foxy, "if you say yes, the place is in the pride ring."

"yes yes whatever" Johan said "can we drink in peace?"

"Yes my puppy" said Foxy with a smile "and what did you do today?"

"Nothing important, I just wanted to go for a walk" said Johan.

"And how are your savings?"

"I'm almost done," said Johan.

"Why are you going to buy them from one of those puppies that wait for a customer at midnight?" Foxy said with a flirtatious face.

"What? No, you know more than anyone else that prostitutes don't attract my attention," said Johan.

"Sometimes I think you're on the other side," said Foxy.

This was enough to make Johan so angry that he punched him in the face.

"I'm heterosexual, damn prostitute," said Johan.

Foxy rubbing his cheek said "ok, don't worry, my mistake, damn, you're all skinny and you hit very hard."

They both laughed since that was how they were masochists, they had a good time when they hit each other.