Kurt Angle vs. Devon Joseph

Disclaimer: This is a huge dream match and it's gonna be a physical war. ENJOY!

"Welcome back as if you just joined us, Trent won the Intercontinental Chamoionship and proposed to Gwen as they are gonna get married at Barely Legal in New York." Jim Ross said as the crowd chanted "Yes!" for a brief moment.

"Coming up in just a second, is Kurt Angle and Devon Joseph who is the Brickhouse of The Empire and Funaki is standing by with Kurt Angle." Matt Striker said as the camera was backstage.

"TDW Interviewer Funaki here with Kurt Angle, and I know that we had history together while you were the Smackdown General Manager." Funaki said to Kurt.

"Hey, look I'm sorry about that...I was a complete dumbass as GM and I fired you because of abuse of power and I wanna make amends." Kurt said as he offered his hand in a handshake.

"Well, thank you Kurt. I accept." Funaki answered as he and Kurt shook hands.

"So any questions for me?" Kurt asked.

"Yeah, my question is what's your strategy gonna be against the 6 foot 6 inch tall, 310 pound Jamaican-Canadian?" Funaki asked him.

"Well...to be honest I've seen his action on film for over a month and I'm gonna break that son of a bitches Ankle and make him tap. Afterwards, I'm gonna drink some good wholesome milk and pour it over the SOB because Geoff did nothing to cause Devon Joseph to betray him and hell, I won a Gold Medal in Atlanta with a mother fucking neck 20 years ago!" Kurt Angle said as the crowd popped.

"If you! DEVON JOSEPH DO ANYTHING LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU WHACKED GEOFF, AND BRIDGETTE AT CLASH OF THE LEGENDS WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND A SLEDGEHAMMER! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE CITY OF ATLANTA AND I WILL BREAK BOTH OF YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ANKLES AND THEN HAVE SOME GOOD WHOLESOME MILK PLUS A COCA-COLA! WHILE YOU DRINK SOME PEPSI!" Kurt Angle ranted before he left.

"Wow. Intensity from Kurt Angle, as JR, Joey Styles, and Matt Striker back to you guys." Funaki said as the camera was now with the announcers.

"Thank you Funaki and let the match begin." Joey Styles said as "Medal" by Jim Johnston began to play as the crowd popped.

"Here comes Kurt Angle!" Jim Ross said as Kurt came out through the curtain with his actual Gold Medal.

"You Suck!" The crowd chanted as it's part of the song as Kurt embraced it as the pyro went off and the bell rang.

"The following contest is set for one-fall...introducing first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 240 Pounds he is the only olympic Gold Medalist in Wrestling History, he is "The Wrestling Machine" Kurt Angle!" Justin Roberts announced as Kurt went into the ring.

"He is a multi-time world champion in the WWE, TNA, and NJPW, as he is one of the best to ever wrestle in this industry." Joey Styles said as the crowd chanted "Welcome Back!" for a brief moment until the music and chanting died down.

"Amazing" by Kanye West played as Devon Joseph came out through the curtain as the crowd booed him.

"Here comes the six foot six, 310 pound Brickhouse, in Devon Joseph." Jim Ross said as he sported an attire like Eric Young, and Batista as pyro like Batista went off as the spotlight was on him.

"His opponent...Representing The Empire from Jamaica, weighing in at 310 Pounds, Devon Joseph." Justin Roberts said as Kurt Angle ran towards Devon and tackled him to start the match early as the bell rang.

"Here we go!" Jim Ross said as Kurt and Devin began brawling as they finally got into the ring as Kurt nailed "Olympic Slam/Angle Slam" early.

"Kurt nails Olympic Slam also known as the Angle Slam as he goes for the win early." Joey Styles said as the ref began to count.

"1..." The ref counted as Devon Joseph powered out and began working on Kurt as he nailed him with Shoulder Block tackles, and Meathook Clotheslines, as he even did two Spinebusters to Kurt.

"Devon Joseph is on fire right now as he is dominating early in this match up." Matt Striker said as Devon kneed Kurt in the back three times before he set up the "Bearhug" on Kurt.

"Devon Joseph has the Bearhug applied on the former WWE Champion, former TNA Champion, former IWGP Champion, and Olympic Gold Medal Winner as he has on on hard as Kurt is about to fade away." Jim Ross said as the ref already raised his hands twice and they fell.

"Devon Joseph is about to win it here." Matt Striker said as the ref dropped his hand again but Kurt raised it meaning new life in this already physical match up as the crowd cheered.

"It's not over for Kurt Angle!" Matt Striker said as he nailed a DDT as he nailed 20 suplexes in 4 variations like German Suplex, to Belly-to-Belly, Back-to Belly, and Pumphandle Suplex as he took off the straps as Kurt roared like a lion as he was setting up for the "Olympic Slam/Angle Slam" as Kurt is ready.

"Here it comes..." Jim Ross said as he tried to nail it but Devon Jospeh blocked it and countered it with a chokeslam.

"1...2..." The ref counted as Kurt kicked out at two barely.

"Kurt kicked out as Devon does not know what to do...to put Kurt Angle away." Joey Styles said as he began working on Kurt again until he nailed "Olympic Slam/Angle Slam" as the crowd popped.

"What a move! Kurt nails Olympic Slam aka Angle Slam as he applies the Ankle Lock!" Jim Ross said as the crowd chanted "Tap!" as Kurt went insane with the Ankle Lock.

"MY GAWD! KURT ANGLE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED! AND DEVON JOSEPH HAS NOWHERE TO GO!" Jim Ross said until Devon Joseph tapped out as the bell sounded.

"You're winner by Submission...Kurt Angle!" Justin Roberts announced.

"What a physical match and when we comeback we have a fatal four way elimination TLC Deathmatch for the TDW Women's Championship with Izzy, Dawn, LeShawna, and Heather next!" Joey Styles said as the camera faded to black.

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