Sugar vs. Lindsay and Heather's Promo
Disclaimer: This is Sugar's In Ring Return as she faces former TDW Women's Champion in Lindsay Mills. Sugar will be like Umaga aka Eddie Fatu except NO FARTING! BATHROOM HUMOR IS NOT FUNNY! ENJOY!
"Welcome back as Sugar's in ring return is coming up just shortly and she'll be taking on the former TDW Women's Champion, Lindsay Mills." Edge said as "She Can Get It" by Kevin Rudolf played as Lindsay came out to cheers as the bell rang.
"The following contest is set for one-fall…introducing first…Lindsay Mills!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Lindsay Mills a former TDW Women's champion making her way to the ring, and she might upset Sugar in her return to the ring but as of late she's been training at the WWE Performance Center, and at the TDW Performance Facility just across the street from the TDW Arena as she makes her debut right about now!" Joey Styles said as "Milkshake" by Kelis began to play.
"Her opponent, representing "The Empire" weighing in at 250 Pounds…she is Sugar!" Justin said as she sported a light pink one piece bodysuit/leotard with kneepads, and boots of the same color as she had a cape on as the part of her entrance with her tiara.
"That is ridiculous." Jim Ross said as she took off her cape and tiara before she got into the ring.
"Sugar and Lindsay getting it on." Edge said as the bell rang.
"And the match has officially begun." Jim Ross said before Sugar and Lindsay grappled for position with the collar and elbow tie-up as Sugar won the early advantage and just nails Lindsay with meathook clotheslines 6 times in a row.
"Holy Crap! She is more dominant then ever before as she nailed Lindsay with six meathook clotheslines by this 250 pound woman!" Joey Styles said as she grabbed Lindsay and did a swinging side slam, Reverse STO, and three belly-to-belly suplexes.
"Sugar is on fire in this match!" Jim Ross said as she nailed a chop right onto Lindsay's head as she nails a running senton.
"OHH!" The crowd cringed.
"OH MY GOD! SUGAR IS ABOUT TO END THIS THING!" Joey said as she was setting up "Sugar Rush" which is a Chokeslam turning into a backbreaker and then a reverse Chokeslam facebuster as Sugar nailed it onto Lindsay.
"HOLY COW! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Edge said as Sugar pinned Lindsay.
"That's called "Sugar Rush" which is a Chokeslam backbreaker, and then a Reverse Chokeslam Facebuster." Jim Ross said before the ref began to count.
"1…2…3!" The ref counted as the bell rang.
"Here's your winner…Sugar!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Dominant return as we have Heather backstage with Funaki." Jim Ross said as the camera was now backstage.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time…Heather Clarkson." Funaki said as the crowd booed.
"My question to you is…what plan do you have going inside The cage of Death in less than two weeks at Barely Legal." Funaki asked her.
"It's Destroy, Conquer, Kill, and Win…and Dawn." Heather said in a cold, calculated and stern voice.
"At Barely Legal…I have a doctorate in revenge and humiliation, I have a PhD in sexiness, I have a Bachelors Degree in Wrestling because I am the best at what I do Dawn, all you do is make yourself bleed, and I will maul you like Ivan Drago did to Apollo Creed, you dug your own grave with that Cage of Death match and at Barely Legal…your reign as the TDW Women's Champion will come to an end at the hand's of me because I am smart, calculating, hardcore to another degree, and I am better than you." Heather said in that cold, evil, stern, and scary voice before she switched back to her sweet and kind voice.
"Next week, I will have a surprise for you. Ta-Ta…" Heather said as she left.
"We'll be back with Sammy going at it against Jo inside a Steel Cage!" Jim Ross said before the camera faded to black.
What a match by Sugar, and what a intense promo by Heather.
Sammy against Jo in a cage match next!
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