The Surfers vs. The Guerrillas of Destinity and Tonga Fifita
Disclaimer: This is the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! Where THE SURFERS ARE FACING OFF AGAINST THE GUERRILLAS OF DESTINY AND TONGA FIFITA WHO IS THEIR FATHER! ENJOY!
"We are back with our main event coming up." Joey Styles said as the crowd was excited and the bell rang.
"This is our main event of the evening!" Justin Roberts announced and the crowd cheered.
"The following contest set for one-fall is a 3-on-2 Handicap Elimination Deathmatch and it is for the TDW Tag Team Championship!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd cheered.
"When did the Deathmatch part got added in?" Mauro Ranallo asked Joey.
"I don't know." Joey answered him and then the lights went out and then the music started to play as "Guerrillas of Destiny Theme" by Yonosuke Kitamura was playing and they came out to a roar of cheers from the crowd.
"They are here, Guerrillas of Destiny is here." Joey Styles announced and then The Guerrillas of Destiny's father Tonga Fifita came out as he received a standing ovation as a show of respect.
"Introducing first the challengers, at a combined weight of 705 first they are former three time IWGP Tag Team Champions, they represent The Bullet Club, they are Tama Tonga and Tanga Roa, they are the Guerrillas of Destiny!" Justin Roberts announced the first two participants befor mentioning the 3rd participant in their team.
"Their tag team partner from Tonga, weighing in at 275 Pounds...he is well known all over the world as Haku, King Haku, Meng, King Tonga, he is known for the Tongan Death grip and he is a former WWE Tag Team Champion, a former WCW Hardcore Champion, and he is the father of The Guerrillas of Destiny...he is Tonga Fifita!" Justin Roberts said and they finally got into the ring and they were still cheering like crazy and then the cheering and music stopped and then "Bonfire" by Knife Party began to play as Geoff and Brody came out to cheers.
"Their opponents...from Vancouver British Columbia, Canada...at a combined weight of 506 Pounds, they are the current TDW Tag Team Champions Geoff Michaels, and Brody Sharp, they are The Surfers!" Justin Roberts announced and the crowd cheered until the music stopped and the cheering then stopped and they got into the ring and they shook hands, before Geoff and Brody handed the referee the belts who held them up.
"This is it, our main event and it's about to be underway." Mauro Ranallo said before the match started as Geoff and Tonga started it off and then the bell sounded and the match began.
"Here we go, this match for the TDW Tag Team Championship is officially underway." Joey Styles said, before Geoff and Tonga grappled for position and then Tonga nailed a belly-to-back suplex onto Geoff and then nailed a diving headbutt.
"1..." The ref counted before Geoff kicked out and Tonga resumed with several Roundhouse kicks to his head before he nailed a Savate Kick to the head.
"Tonga Fifita known as Meng or Haku, is a kicking machine so far! Mamma Mia!" Mauro Ranallo said before Tonga pinned Geoff again.
"1..." The ref counted and Geoff kicked out again before Tonga Fifita then applied the Tongan Death Grip.
"AGGGH! AGGGGH! BRODY HELP ME!" Geoff screamed as he was being choked and Tonga pinned Geoff.
"We could have an elimination." Joey Styles said as Brody went under the ring and grabbed a steel chair.
"1...2..." The ref counted before Brody broke up the pin and rescued his best friend with several chair shots to his back but it had no affect and Tonga was about to maul Brody then Geoff carried him on his shoulders and nailed Category 5.
"CATEGORY FIVE BY GEOFF MICHAELS AFTER THE DISTRACTION BY BRODY!" Mauro shouted before the ref began to count.
"1...2...3!" The ref counted and the first elimination happened.
1st Elimination: Tonga Fifita; Eliminated by: Geoff Michaels (After Brody rescued him); Duration: 05:23
"Tonga Fifita has been eliminated!" Justin Roberts announced and Tama Tonga got into the ring and began hammering away on Geoff Michaels with Karate Chops to his chest then he nailed a Fireman's Carry Flapjack, then nailed a Rolling cutter which was one of his finsher called "Tongan Twist" and then he left the ring and grabbed a few weapons, as he grabbed a Kendo Stick, a Table, a Ladder, and a bed of Barbed Wire before he got back in to the ring and tagged in Tanga Roa as they did a Powerbomb and Neckbreaker Combination with Tanga Roa nailing the Powerbomb and Tama Tonga nailing the Neckbreaker onto the bed of Barbed Wire as the crowd went nuts.
"OH MY GOD! GEOFF'S BACK HAS GOT TO BE BLEEDING RIGHT NOW!" Joey Styles said as Tanga pinned Geoff.
"1...2..." The ref counted before Brody broke up the pin with a knee to the back of Tanga's head and then Geoff and Brody nailed "Cowabunga Dudes" and then Geoff pinned him.
"1...2..." The ref counted before the lights went out for a second as the crowd gasped.
"What the hell?" Joey Styles said to Mauro.
"Did we blow the generator? What is going on here?" Mauro Ranallo asked Joey and then the lights went back on and it was The Bullet Club...The Leader Kenny Omega, Matt and Nick Jackson, Hangman Page, Cody, Bad Luck Fale, Chase Owens, Yuijiro Takahashi, and Marty Scrull and the crowd absolutely went bonkers.
"OH MY GOD! THE BULLET CLUB HAS NOW OFFICIALLY ARRIVED IN TDW!" Joey Styles announced before The Bullet Club began working on beating the holy hell out of Geoff and Brody and it paid off with Geoff and Brody being bloodied, brutalized and battered as Omega, Nick, and Matt Jackson did a triple team finisher on Geoff and Brody which was a Tiger Hattori Special Rolling Fireman's Carry Slam by Kenny Omega onto the bed of Barbed Wire into a springboard moonsault by Omega followed by a high-angle senton bomb by Nick followed by a 450 Splash by Matt and they did that to Geoff first and then Brody next and then Tama and Tanga then nailed "Guerrilla Warfare" which is an aided double arm DDT to Geoff, then onto Brody then Cody Rhodes nailed Cross Rhodes.
"Cross Rhodes by the new Ring of Honor World Champion!" Joey Styles said before Bad Luck Fale nailed a Choke Lariat Slam to Geoff while Chase Owens nailed a Package Piledriver to Brody and then Geoff and Brody's girlfriends Bridgette and MacArthur ran down to the ring and the beating up stopped as they got microphones.
"NOBODY IS GOING TO LAY ANOTHER HAND ON OUR BOYS!" MacArthur screamed at The Bullet Club.
"Yeah! Normally I'm not the one who would like to beat up men, but I WILL TEAR YOU MEN TO PIECES IF YOU LAY ANOTHER HAND ON GEOFF'S ADORABLE HEAD!" Bridgette threatened them.
"OR YOU WILL GET THE BIGGEST BEATING EVER!" MacArthur said and they laughed as Nick and Matt grabbed Bridgette by the hair while MacArthur was grabbed by the hair by Kenny Omega and they were booed immediately.
"No no no...you can't do this!" Joey Styles said as Nick and Matt Jackson were setting up The Meltzer Driver, while Kenny threw her to Bad Luck Fale.
"I don't deal with fat-ass women, BFL...deal with her while I help Nick and Matt destroy the blonde." Kenny said and that was all it took for Geoff and Brody to get up and they saw the situation that was happening and they were pissed as they stopped the attack and resuced their women with kendo stick shots to Nick, Matt, and Bad Luck's back before the Bullet Club ran away except for Tama Tonga, and Tanga Roa.
"The Bullet Club's plans have backfired!" Joey Styles said before MacArthur grabbed a glass table and Geoff and Brody nailed Tama with "Cowabunga Dudes" right through the glass table.
"MAMMA MIA!" Mauro Ranallo shouted before the ref counted as Geoff had Tama pinned for the count.
"1...2...3!" The ref counted and Tama was eliminated.
2nd Elimination; Tama Tonga; Eliminated by Geoff Michaels; Duration: 21:10
"Tama Tonga has been eliminated!" Justin Roberts announced before they nailed Cowabunga Dudes onto Tanga Roa onto the bed of Barbed Wire not once but twice.
"MAN! COWABUNGA DUDES, ONTO THE BED OF BARBED WIRE NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!" Joey Styles said as Brody pinned Tanga.
"1...2..." The ref counted and Tanga kicked out and the crowd was in tons of shock.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW?!" Joey Styles said in complete shock as Geoff left the ring and grabbed two bags of stuff and Geoff poured the two bags open revealing broken glass and thumbtacks and they nailed Cowabunga Dudes to Tanga onto the Thumbtacks making the crowd go bananas.
"COWABUNGA ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!" Mauro said before the ref started to count.
"1...2..." The ref counted and Tanga kicked out and Geoff and Brody nailed it again but this time onto the Broken Glass.
"MY GOD IS THIS IT?!" Mauro asked Joey.
"Who knows." Joey replied back as the ref counted with Brody once again pinning Tanga.
"1...2...3!" The ref counted and Tanga was the last person eliminated.
"A clean sweep for The Surfers!" Mauro Ranallo said and the crowd cheered.
3rd and final elimination; Tanga Roa; Eliminated by; Brody Sharp; Duration: 24:12
"Your winners, and still the TDW Tag Team Champions...The Surfers!" Justin Roberts announced.
"What a war!" Joey Styles announced.
"See you all next week at Tokyo!" Mauro Ranallo announced as the camera faded to black.
Here is the full final Match card for TDW vs. NJPW!
1. Dawn vs. Aja Kong (TDW Women's Championship in a Taipei Deathmatch)
2. Bad Luck Fale vs. Owen "The Warrior" Chambers (445 Light Tubes Deathmatch for the TDW Hardcore Championship)
3. The Young Bucks vs. Cody Anderson and Harold McGrady V(Tag Team Match for the IWGP Junior Tag Team Heavyweight Championship)
4. Justin Morrison vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi (Ladder Match for the IWGP Intercontinental Championship)
5. Kushida vs. Dave Layfield (For the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship)
6. The Female Dream Team (Sky and Jasmine) vs. Nanae Takahashi and Manami Toyota (For the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship)
7. Ezekiel and Noah vs. War Machine (For the IWGP Tag Team Championship)
8. Alejandro, Jacques, and Duncan vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon (For the NEVER Openweight 6-Man Tag Team Championship in a 6-Man Tag Team Match)
9. The Surfersvs. The Briscoe Brothers (For the TDW Tag Team Championship)
10. Trent vs. Chase Owens (For the TDW Intercontinental Championship)
11. Minoru Suzuki vs. Scott Callaway (NEVER Openweight Championship)
12. Kenny Omega vs. Tyler Helms (For The IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship)
13. Kota Ibushi vs. Bridgette (Dream Match)
14. Kazuchika Okada vs. Brick McArthur (For the IWGP Heavyweight Championship)
15. DJ vs. Lance Archer (For the TDW World Heavyweight Championship)
16. TDW vs. NJWP Rumble Match (Royal Rumble/New Japan Rumble Match with 30 Participants and the Winner will receive a check for $50,000,000 and a shot at a Championship of their choice at Halloween Hell!READ AND REVIEW!