The Surfers vs The New Age Outlaws

Summary: This is a rematch of TDW's Fall Brawl TDW Tag Team Championship match but this time with Billy Gunn in it instead of X-Pac. Plus, there will be a segment, and an interview that is co-written by me and ShokuAli16.

Disclaimer: Rated M for Heavy Violence and Hevay Language. ENJOY!

"Welcome back and this rematch from Fall Brawl has Billy Gunn in it instead of X-Pac, and as you can see... Joey Styles isn't here. The reason why is because one of his kids had an emergency and had to go back to New York." Jim said.

"This rematch is a Tag Team Elimination Deathmatch where there are no disqualifications, no count outs, and anything goes." Mauro said as "Oh You Didn't Know" by Jm Johnston began to play as Road Dogg Jesse James and Billy Gunn came out first to cheers as the bell rang.

"The following contest is a Tag Team Elimination Deathmatch for the TDW Tag Team Championship! Introducing first the challengers at a combined weight of 501 pounds... they are the "Road Dogg" Jesse James, the "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws!" Justin Roberts announced.

"They are former 6 time WWE Tag Team Champions, one of the greatest ever." Jim said as they entered the ring the music stopped as "Bonfire" by Knife Party began to play as the crowd roared.

"It is party time in Houston!" Mauro said as Geoff and Brody came out to loud cheers.

"Business has just picked up here as The tag champions are here." Jim said.

"Their opponents at a combined weight of 506 Pounds...they are the current TDW Tag Team Champions, they are Geoff Michaels and Brody Sharp... The Surfers!" Justin Roberts announced before they grabbed several weapons like a chair, some kendo sticks, and a barbed wire baseball bat as they entered the ring then The Surfers and New Age Outlaws began to brawl as the bell began to ring.

"Here we go!" Mauro said as they kept brawling until Geoff and Brody grabbed Kendo Sticks and they began to hit the New Age Outlaws with them.

"OH!" The crowd groaned while the Surfers kept hitting The New Age Outlaws with the kendo sticks until they were down as Road Dogg fought back against Brody with rights and lefts while Billy Gunn fought back as he nailed Geoff with a DDT onto the chair.

"What a DDT by Billy Gunn onto the chair." Jim said before Billy grabbed two beds of Barbed Wire, a wooden table, and a barbed wire chair, then he entered back into the ring as Billy nailed Geoff with another DDT before he nailed Geoff with a Famouser onto the barbed wire chair.

"MY GOD! BARBED WIRE FAMOUSER!" Mauro said as Road Dogg nailed a Pumphandle Powerslam onto the bed of barbed wire.

"MY GOD! PUMPHANDLE SLAM ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BY ROAD DOGG!" Jim said also as Billy pinned Geoff then the referee began the count.

"1...2..." The ref counted before Geoff kicked out, as his face began to bleed while Brody's back was bleeding as Brody got up, and then began to fight back against Road Dogg before he irish whipped Road Dogg into the ropes and nailed a Tilt-a-Whirl Powerslam onto the bed of barbed wire.

"Tilt-a-whirl Powerslam onto the Bed of Barbed wire by Brody Sharp!" Jim said before Brody began to set Road Dogg up with the Wipeout as he nailed Road Dogg with it and Geoff nailed Category 5 to Billy Gunn before they focused on Road Dogg as they got lighter fluid, and set the wooden table up as they set the wooden table on fire which made the crowd cheer like crazy.

"My God... that table is on fire what is gonna happen?!" Mauro said before Geoff had Road Dogg on his shoulders as they nailed that Corkscrew Neckbreaker called "Cowabunga Dudes" through the flaming table as the crowd went bonkers.

"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! ROAD DOGG HAS BEEN PU THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!" Jim said as Geoff pinned Road Dogg.

"1...! 2...! 3...!" The ref counted as Road Dogg Jesse James was eliminated.

1st elimination; "Road Dogg" Jesse James; Eliminated by; Geoff Michaels; Duration: 15:23

"Road Dogg Jesee James has been eliminated!" Justin Roberts announced as Billy Gunn attempted Famouser onto Brody but Brody countered it as he nailed Hang Ten onto the Bed of Barbed Wire and the crowd went nuts.

"MAMMA MIA! HANG 10 ONTO THE BED OF BARBED WIRE!" Mauro shouted as Brody pinned Billy Gunn.

"1...I 2...! 3...!" The ref counted as Billy Gunn was elminated thus The Surfers swept The New Age Outlaws.

2nd elimination: "Badass" Billy Gunn; Eliminated by; Brody Sharp; Duarion: 15:52

"What a war by The Surfers and The New Age Outlaws!" Jim said.

"Your winners and still the TDW Tag Team Champions... The Surfers!" Justin Roberts announced.

"We just received word that next week The Nasty Boys are challenging The Surfers at the Tacoma Dome." Mauro said.

"Meanwhile, Ali is celebrating her victory backstage." Jim said as the cameras went backstage.

"I wanted to say congratulations on your win." Daniel said to Ali.

"Thanks." Ali said to Daniel.

"So Ali, what are your plans for Tacoma?" Daniel asked her.

"Well my plan is simple, the plan is to work as a team even a cohesive unit, and win." Ali answered Daniel.

"That is awesome! And tonight was amazing!" Daniel said to Ali.

"It sure was." Ali said as Alejandro and Heather ran in and began to attack Ali while the crowd booed her.

"HEY!" Jim shouted in anger.

"What the hell is this?!" Mauro asked Jim.

"Hey, skirt bitch! Did your legends teach you that one?!" Heather asked Ali as Daniel was pissed but requested security.

"Security! Security! Get down here!" Daniel shouted while Heather started punching Ali's face while Alejandro cheered her on.

"Yea! Go get her, chica!" Alejandro said to Heather who hit Ali witha trash can and even grabbed her by the neck.

"This is what happens when you fuck with me, skirty! Oh; and tell that weakling boyfriend of yours... he's next!" Heather said to Ali.

"Oh for God sakes!" Jim said in anger.

"This is despicable!" Mauro said as well.

"Beat her to a bloody pulp!" Alejandro said to Heather.

"Will do honey!" Heather said as she kept punching until Ali was a bloody pulp then Alejandro grabbed an electric cord and began to strangle Ali with it.

"JESUS H CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!" Jim said.

"OH MY GOD! THAT IS A WOMAN HE'S STRANGLING!" Mauro shouted as well.

"FOR GOD SAKES! ALEJANDRO IS STRANGLING THE ROWDY GAL! SOMEONE GET THE DAMN SECURITY IN HERE NOW!" Jim shouted as Alejandro kept strangling her until Security, Amara Moonbeam, Eric Moonbeam, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels and Daniel King showed up.

"Good! Calvary finally showed up." Mauro said while security yanked Alejandro off Ali, while Amara, Eric, Bret, and Shawn checked on Ali while Daniel began to confront Heather and Alejandro.

"My office...! NOW!" Daniel shouted at them as they headed to Daniel's office where Daniel began to chew their heads off.

"What the fuck were you two thinking?! Attacking our recent star in a similar fashion to Razor Ramon?!" Daniel asked them.

"Do you two have no shame?! Do you two have no remorse?!" Daniel asked Alejandro and Heather once again.

"Hey! She made fun of my head earlier! And her win against Taylor was a fluke!" Heather said to Daniel.

"Uh... no it was not a fluke! She's a natural and she has potential to become one of the best women wrestlers in the whole world! Despite having hypoglycemia, anemia, autism, and asthma!" Daniel shouted at Heather.

"So Ms. Retarded Darth Vader Skirt Gal is more popular than me?!" Heather asked Daniel.

"Stop calling her names or else!" Daniel ordered Heather to stop.

"What?! You're gonna bring her mommy in to kick my ass?" Heather asked Daniel.

"Worse... You two face Jo and Brick in a tag team No Holds Barred Match." Daniel said coldly to them.

"Fine!" Alejandro and Heather said to him.

"Who made you attack Ali?" Daniel asked.

"The President of TDW, Eric Bischoff." Alejandro answered as Daniel was fuming.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! Where is he?!" Daniel screamed with fury before he ran out o the office looking for Biscoff while the camera went to Ali's locker room.

"No one does that to my goddaughter and get away with it." Shawn Michaels said to Bret.

"Same here." Bret said to Shawn in agreement.

"Sorry that happened. You didn't deserve it." Bret said to Ali.

"Thanks." Ali said.

"Al, you're gonna pull through girl." Undertaker said to Ali.

"Thanks Taker." Ali said to Undertaker.

"Stinger, if you ever see Bischoff again please kick his ass for me?" Ali asked Sting.

"Sure thing." Sting answered her.

"Tonight I can replace Alejandro with Chris McLean because I am gonna have the cops arrest Alejandro in a few minutes." Daniel said to Ali.

"T-thanks..." Ali said to Daniel as Shawn looked at his goddaughter.

"Ali...I will get Alejandro's sorry behind in that ring! Nobody messes with family." Shawn said to Ali.

"Thanks..." Ali said to Shawn.

"I'm here." Amara said as she arrived.

"Good." Bret said.

"Are you alright, sweetie?" Amara asked Ali.

"No." Ali answered as Eric Bischoff arrived.

"Hello Everyone." Eric Bischoff said to everyone in the locker room.

"What do you want?" Eric Moonbeam asked Eric Bischoff.

"Yea, have you come by to taunt my number-one fan, you schmuck?" Bret asked Eric Bischoff aka Easy E.

Fun fact, Easy E is one of his nicknames as I'm calling him that for the rest of this chapter.

"No." Easy

"You liar, you cost me the world Championship back in '03, now why have you come here?" Shawn confronted Easy E as Daniel found Easy E.

"Bischoff! I want a word with you outside now!" Daniel said to Easy E.

"After I call this bitch some names." He said to Daniel.

"No, you come with me right fucking now!" Daniel said to Easy E.

"Do what he says, asshole." Bret said to Easy E.

"Fine." Easy E said as he and Daniel begin to confront each other.

"What in the holy fuck is wrong with you?! Telling those two members of the Empire to attack our newest rising star?! Are you demented or something?!" Daniel shouted and asked Easy E.

"No!" Easy E answered Daniel.

*Shawn comes to the two*

"Don't lie to him, Bischoff! That's my goddaughter you told those two Empire clowns to attack!" Shawn Michaels said to Eric.

"Fine, in a way I'm demented." Eric Bischoff told the truth.

"Why did you do such a terrible, malicious, thing like that?!" Daniel asked him.

"Why did you make your Empire Clowns attack my goddaughter?!" Shawn asked him as well.

"Simple, she's nothing but a weak, asthmatic, anemic, retarded bitch. Also like Heather said, Taylor's defeat was a fluke!" Easy E said as Bret came in.

"It was not, you maniacal fuck! And what they did to her was not cool! You're lucky she's having a blood transfusion right now!

"Whatever." Easy E said.

"What did you say boy?!" Undertaker shouted.

"Excuse me?! You're also lucky she's still alive! She didn't do anything wrong to you!" Shawn shouted at Easy E.

"She doesn't deserve to be here! She needs to get out of this business and do something else! She can perhaps participate in the special olympics!" Easy E said which made Shawn slapped him.

"You do not talk shit about my goddaughter in that kind of disrespectful fashion!" Shawn shouted at Easy E.

"Shawn's right! And also, she told me to tell you something." Bret said to him.

"What?" Easy E asked.

"She said this." Bret said before he cleared his throat.

"Eat shit, Bischoff!" Bret said as the crowd cheered.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Eric said as he ran into the locker room towards Ali who was getting a blood transfusion as she sat up.

"B... Bischoff... you sick, twisted son of a bitch...I...I want you fired! And stay away from me, and from TDW for good!" Ali said to them.

"That is not gonna happen!" Easy E said to Ali.

"Yes it is. Because at Halloween Hell you and a team of your four men are gonna compete in a Tag team elimination match with four other men and their captain who's coming out of retirement.

"Who?!" Easy E asked Daniel.

"Well, it will be... Bret "Hitman" Hart, "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, "The Icon" Sting, The Undertaker and the captain is me... your TDW Commissioner DANIEL KING!" Daniel said as the crowd popped.

"Fine... but the stipulation if you win, I leave forever, but if Me and my team win...Daniel King will leave TDW for good!" Easy E said to Daniel.

"Fine." Daniel said.

"Can we please get some freaking oxygen for my daughter?!" Amara asked.

"Of course." Daniel answered as Ali's nursing team arrives to give Ali oxygen.

"Thanks." Amara said.

"Now Bischoff... get the fuck out of this room!" Bret said to Easy E who left as we go to Jay who was being interviewed by Funaki*

"What do you have to say after what happened?" Funaki asked Jay.

"Let me tell you, Alejandro and Heather, this will be the first time I'll have to pound out some bullies for picking on my girlfriend!" Jay answered Funaki.

"Also... Alejandro strangling my girlfriend?! You crossed the line! When I get in that ring I will kick your ass!" Jay shouted before he focused on Eric Bischoff.

"And as for Bischoff... fuck you for insulting Ali!" Jay said.

"Thank you Jay Morris." Funaki said as the camera back to Ali's locker room as he was talking to Easy E some more.

"You know... next week when we're at the Tacoma Dome, you're gonna face Shawn Michaels in a match!" Daniel said to Easy E.

"Why?!" Easy E asked Daniel.

"Because you ordered Alejandro and Heather to nearly kill Ali!" Daniel shouted at him.

"Yeah, you tell him!" Shawn said to Daniel.

"Plus, Alejandro is going to jail within the next few minutes." Daniel told him as well.

"What?!" Easy E asked Daniel.

"You heard him!" Bret said to Easy E.

"The Cops are on the way!" Daniel said as the camera went to Alejandro's locker room as there was a knock on the door.

"Got it." Alejandro answered as he opened the door revealing the

"Alejandro Burromuerto." The first cop who is a male in his 30's named Joey Baxter asked Alejandro.

"Yes." Alejandro said back.

"You, and Heather Clarkson are under arrest." Officer Baxter said to Alejandro and Heather.

"On what charge?" Heather asked Officer Baxter.

"You are both being charged with assault, strangulation, and attempted murder." Officer Baxter said as he handcuffed them.

"What?!" Heather shouted as she was taken with Alejandro by the same officer.

"THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!" They shouted as they walked past Daniel.

"Maybe to you, but not to me!" Daniel said as Officer Baxter walked to Easy E.

"Eric Aaron Bischoff you are under arrest for conspiring to murder an employee, and being an accesory to murder." Officer Baxter said as he handcuffed Bischoff as Alejandro, Heather, and Bischoff were going to jail.

"What the fuck?!" Easy E asked.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you three say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court. With these rights in mind, are you still willing to talk with me about the charges against you?" Officer Baxter said to them.

"No!" Easy E, Alejandro, and Heather answered Officer Baxter.

"I'm glad they are going to jail. They deserved it." Shawn said to Bret.

"Me too. At least it's for the night, right?" Bret said in agreement and asked Shawn.

"Yea." Shawn answered.

"Well, I gotta look after my fangirl." Bret said to Shawn.

"Kay. Take care." Shawn said to Bret who re-entered the dressing room.

"You okay?" Bret asked Ali.

"I'm fine. At least I'll have more time to train once I feel better." Ali answered Bret.

"Yea." Bret said in agreement.

"Is it okay if I start the oxygen on my daughter?" Amara asked her.

"Yeah." Bret, Sting, and Undertaker said as they left and Amara started the oxygen on Ali.

"We will be right back Gwen Hart challenging Dawn Menzel for the TDW Women's Championship inside of Hell in a Cell." Jim said as the camera faded to black.

Wow! The match was great and the segment was great but it was kinda personal.

Next match is Gwen vs. Dawn for the TDW Women's Championship.

Plus because Alejandro has gone to the slammer... he will not be wrestling tonight, Lightning's replacement is Chris McLean. Sorry.

READ AND REVIEW EVERYONE!