Ali vs. Blaineley

Summary: This main event is a falls count anywhere match between "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam and Blaineley O'Halloran. Plus I saw The Undertaker on Raw last night.

Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language as this was co-written by me and ShokuAli16. ENJOY!

The 13,452 wrestling fans that packed the Dukin' Donuts Center in Providence, Rhode Island were ready for the main event.

"We are back and it's time for the main event." Mauro said.

"It was originally supposed to be Ali Moonbeam taking on Bridgette Thompson but last week, all hell broke loose as it's a Street Fight with a Falls count anywhere stipulation." JR said to Mauro.

"Indeed, Blaineley halted those plans. Let's go over to Todd Pettengill backstage." Mauro said before the camera went to Todd and Ali.

"Thanks JR and Mauro, I'm here with "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam who is looking very confident and a bit intense tonight, Ali... what do you have to say for your opponent before the main event?" Todd said to the announcers before he asked Ali.

"Blaineley, you went too far nearly breaking Bridgette's neck last week. She did absolutely nothing to you, do not say that she stole your fame because she didn't you liar. It is unacceptable and asinine that you attacked an innocent woman, when Bridgette comes back at WarGames she will destroy you and it'll be great watching you get destroyed, also Blaineley, or should I say Mildred... you better get ready for the worst beating from the Rowdy Gal herself, me! Mildred O'Halloran you will suffer at the wrath of Alisabeth Leslie Moonbeam and you will learn a lesson! Why?! Because everyone pays the piper!" Ali said to Todd as she left as Todd was surprised and in awe.

"Mauro and JR... back to you." Todd said before the camera went back to the announcers.

"Thank you Todd and it's now time for our main event!" Mauro said before "Blainerific" began to play as Blaineley came out to loud boos from the crowd as the bell rang.

"The following contest is a Street Fight where falls also count anywhere! Introducing first... representing the Popular Girls and The Empire... from Toronto, Ontario Canada... weighing in at 200 pounds... Blaineley O'Halloran!" Justin Roberts announced.

"WE ALL HATE YOU!" The crowd chanted like they were at a hockey game.

"Looks like the fans are still pissed at her for what happened last week. One of the fans is even holding a sign saying, "You nearly killed Bridgette, Mildred!", that's brutal." JR said to Mauro.

"Indeed." Mauro said in agreement.

"There is another sign up that says "If Blaineley wins we riot", this crowd is unusually savage. This match is also a falls count anywhere match as well as a street fight." JR said before Blaineley entered the ring as her music stopped before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play as Ali came out with a set of weapons ranging from a steel chair, a kendo stick, a sledgehammer, and a barbed wire baseball bat to loud cheers.

"Her opponent...! From, Houston, Texas... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced while the crowd roared with loud cheers.

"Early this morning she stopped by at the Hasbro Children's hospital and chatted with kids, and made their day... she even brought Dunkin' Donuts to the kids, basically she made them feel good." Mauro said to JR.

"She isn't gonna do the same thing to Blaineley in just a bit." JR said before Ali grabbed a kendo stick, and chair before she entered the ring as the bell rang and the match was underway as she whacked the Kendo Stick over Blaineley's head.

"Oh!" Mauro shouted in surprise.

"Good grief! What a shot as we are underway." JR said before Ali nailed Blaineley with three kendo stick shots to the abdomen before she began to nail her with several arm drags.

"Ali nailing in some offense early." Mauro said before she picked Blaineley up and nailed several Tornado Punches as well.

"Ali nailing Blaineley with five tornado punches." JR said before she grabbed the kendo stick before she hit Blaineley again with it before she threw Blaineley out of the ring.

"There goes Blaineley down to the floor." Mauro said before Ali ran from one side of the ring to the other as she nailed a suicide dive.

"Topé Suicida by "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Mauro said.

"They don't call it falls count anywhere for nothing!" JR said before Ali grabbed her chair and hit Blaineley in the back with it.

"OH! What a shot in the back by Ali Moonbeam." JR said to Mauro before Ali and Blaineley brawled all way to the entrance ramp.

"These two are up the entrance ramp!" Mauro said before the two were now on the stage.

"Uh-oh, those two are on the stage... who knows what could happen." JR said before Blaineley grabbed Ali by the hair and rammed her face at the screen.

"Oh my God! Blaineley just rammed Ali's face into the screen!" Mauro said before Blaineley grabbed Ali by the hair as she was about to throw her off the stage.

"No! Blaineley is about to throw Ali off the stage!" JR shouted before Ali responded with knees to her stomach as they fought away from the screen, as they went upstairs through the crowd into the concession stands.

"Now they are heading towards the concession stands... this is going to be interesting and very messy." JR said to Mauro.

"Yeah it could JR." Mauro said before Ali nailed a Belly-to-back Suplex to Blaineley onto the floor.

"Ali with a Belly-to-Back Suplex! Onto the floor!" Mauro said before Ali threw various drinks and funnel cake at Blaineley.

"Good God, Ali is throwing Soda, and Funnel Cake at her." JR said before Ali pinned Blaineley.

"This could be it." Mauro said before the ref began to count.

"1...! 2...!" The ref counted before Blaineley kicked out.

"Blaineley kicked out at two, my god." Mauro said before Ali took a quick sip of a Sunkist before pummeling Blaineley with a cricket bat.

"OH!" The crowd shouted in shock.

"Good grief! A cricket bat by Ali to Blaineley." JR said before Ali then dragged Blaineley back to the ring.

"Plus after this match The Undertaker is going to clarify what he said earlier tonight, is he going to retire after WarGames is he not?" JR said to the camera.

"Who knows, but we will find out right after this match." Mauro said before Ali and Blaineley were now on the apron as Ali nailed Suplex City as she nailed a back-to-belly Suplex, a German Suplex, a Dragon Suplex, a Tazzmission Suplex, and a Tiger Suplex all on the apron to the shock of the crowd and announcers.

"You feel that Lesnar?! That's gonna be you bitch!" Ali shouted before the crowd roared loudly.

"A Suplex City on the apron by Ali Moonbeam to Blaineley!" Mauro said before she climbed to the top turnbuckle and nailed Blaineley with a missile dropkick before Ali ripped the ring canvas exposing the ring wood causing the crowd to roar with cheers.

"My God! She's exposed the wood from the ring canvas!" JR said to Mauro.

"Indeed! And quick question; why did Ali take a sip of a Sunkist earlier?" Mauro said before he asked JR.

"It's likely that her hypoglycemia was acting up." JR answered Mauro.

"I see." Mauro said before Ali had a wicked look on her face.

"Ali has that look on her face, Mauro." JR said before she grabbed Blaineley before was setting her up for an Ali DDT.

"No! Not on the exposed wood!" Mauro shouted before Ali nailed Blaineley with the Ali DDT onto the exposed wood as the crowd roared like crazy as Blaineley's face began to bleed.

"Mamma Mia!" Mauro screamed out in shock.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" The crowd chanted.

"Good God! Good God! Her brains are gonna be scrambled like eggs!" JR said before Ali went up to the top turnbuckle again before she nailed another missile dropkick.

"Ali Moonbeam nailed the Missile Dropkick before she is about to set up the sharpshooter as she has it applied.

"This could be it for Blaineley." JR said before Ali applied enough pressure for Blaineley to tap out quickly, and the crowd cheered.

"And it is over!" Mauro said to JR.

"Your winner by submission... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced.

"Ali Moonbeam won a brutal Street Fight as she is going to face Taylor Ford in another Street Fight as she is now 9 and 0 in her career." JR said to Mauro.

"She sure is, now we go to Daniel King and The Undertaker in his office." Mauro said before the camera was in the office.

"Ladies and gentlemen, earlier tonight The Undertaker announced that after WarGames he is going to retire... but however The Undertaker and I have been talking about that for the last few hours and here is what he has to say." Daniel said before the camera went to Undertaker.

"My last ride is unavoidable, it's not going to happen at WarGames... instead I will have a farewell tour that will culminate in my last match being at Ultimate Showdown, I have wrestled all around the world... and one final time, all over the world I will be burying souls one by one and that will start at Milwaukee when I make Eric Bischoff and the rest of his team Rest in Peace!" The Undertaker said as the crowd cheered in relief.

"See you next week in Milwaukee." Daniel said.

"Holy smokes, The Undertaker has started a farewell tour starting in Milwaukee and ending at Ultimate Showdown." Mauro said to JR.

"Thanks for a wonderful night of action, see you next week in Milwaukee." JR said before the camera faded to black.

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