Ali's Pit
Summary: This post WarGames episode takes place at the TDW Arena in Huntsville, Ontario as "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam kicks it off with Ali's Pit.
Disclaimer: Rated M for Violence and Language.
This was co-written by me and ShokuAli16, enjoy!
The TDW Arena was filled to capacity as 6,120 fans packed the venue which was renovated once more to fill more wrestling fans as "Sound of Madness" by Shinedown was playing as the crowd was going crazy.
"We are coming to you live from the TDW Arena at Huntsville, Ontario Canada... I am Mauro Ranallo with "Good Old JR" Jim Ross and we are coming off a historic WarGames!" Mauro said before he introduced himself and JR.
"We have a new TDW Intercontinental Champion in Jay Morris, a new TDW World TV Champion in Shawn Vogelson, a new TDW World Heavyweight Champion in "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto with a controversial finish, plus Eric Bischoff is gone because of the WarGames match stipulations and Ali ended Brock Lesnar's career in a brutal No Holds Barred Match on her 20th birthday!" JR said.
"What a wild and crazy night at Ann Arbor, Michigan." Mauro said.
"Yeah it was, plus we have an exciting card with a solid main event! Tell them Mauro!" JR said before Mauro began to speak about the card.
"Indeed I well, JR! Ennui Wilson and Sam Miller will team up to face The new TDW World Heavyweight Champion "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto and Duncan Brooks in tag team action, now we will have several number one contenders matches and we will have Ali's Pit which is about to happen as of right now!" Mauro said before Green Hills of Tyrol began to play as Ali came out to loud cheers from the arena.
"Ladies and gentlemen... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Here is the woman who ended Brock Lesnar's career at WarGames!" JR said.
"All bloodied up from head to toe... she went through hell and high water to end Brocks career and now she is setting sights on challenging Dawn Menzel for Christmas Miracle but she needs to go through Anne Maria Sanchez in order to become the number one contender for the TDW Women's Championship." JR said before Ali high-fived a few fans before she entered the ring with a microphone.
"What is up, Huntsville, Ontario?!" Ali asked the crowd who roared before airhorns started going off as well.
"These fans are happy that Ali conquered Brock Lesnar and ended his career." JR said.
"As you all know... I ended Brock Lesnar's career." Ali said before the crowd gave her a massive ovation.
"Thank you Ali!" The crowd chanted for a good minute.
"Thanks you guys, I'm a bit overwhelmed with all the support, and love I received in the past few days." Ali said to the fans before she continued her promo.
"Anyway as I was saying... I have to say that I even broke the motherfuckers legs, and this is unlike me but... I liked it!" Ali said before the crowd roared some more.
"Now, before I get to my guest; I gotta say, the TDW Arena looks awesome." Ali said before the crowd roared.
"TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted loudly for a good 30 seconds.
"These rabid fans to love Total Drama Wrestling." Mauro said before Ali resumed speaking.
"This is a mix of the Sportatorium in Dallas Texas, the ECW Arena in South Philadelphia, the famous Mid-South Coliseum in Memphis, Tennessee, the Boston Garden, the Manhattan Center, the Omni in Atlanta, and so much more but modernized and really good for my health also." Ali said before the crowd cheered.
"I praise Ali for her knowledge of the famous wrestling venues, and her extensive knowledge of the industry." Mauro said before Ali resumed speaking.
"Now enough talking you guys, it's time to bring out our guest... he is none other than-" Ali said before she got interrupted by "For Whom The Bell Tolls* by Metallica played as Vince Russo came out to loud boos from the crowd.
"Aw you gotta be kidding me!" JR said.
"The audacity of that man!" Mauro said as well.
"Of all the people to interrupt the rookie superstar of TDW, it just had to be Vince Russo!" JR said before he entered the ring to the anger of Ali as the music stopped playing.
"Why... why is the Antichrist of wrestling here?! Haven't you done enough killing?!" Ali asked Vince Russo before she kept speaking.
"And more importantly... why in the holy mother of ass are you doing here in my ring?! And on my show Ali's Pit, no less?!" Ali asked Vince Russo before he got a microphone as well.
"Funny you should ask, you retarded bitch. I am here to finish where Eric Bischoff left off!" Vince Russo answered before the crowd booed loudly because he's Bischoff's replacement and because of what he called her.
"Oh for God sakes!" JR said before Ali began to respond back.
"I am not retarded and I'm not a b***, I'm proud of who I am! I'm proud that I ended Brock Lesnar's career and tonight I will become the number one contender for the women's championship." Ali said before the crowd roared while Ali was still pissed off at Vince Russo.
"And how dare you interrupt me while I was about to introduce "The Hardcore Legend" Mick Foley to the Pit! Thanks to you, I'll have to reschedule his appearance on the Pit!" Ali shouted at Vince Russo before Ali looked at the fans and decided to calmly explain what will happen.
"Don't worry guys, you will see Mick Foley in due time... I promise." Ali said before the crowd roared in agreement before Ali turned her focus towards Russo as her expression went from calm to pissed.
"Vince Russo, just before my match with the so-called 'Beast Incarnate' Brock Lesnar... Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, The Undertaker and everyone else that came to my birthday party told me about what you did during the TDW World Heavyweight Championship bout!" Ali shouted at him again.
"How dare you come in dressed up as Brutus the Ohio Stye Buckeye Mascot at Michigan? Anyone that knows college football should know that Michigan and Ohio State are arch enemies! Now you have absolutely no right to do what you did!" Ali asked and shouted at him.
"And Russo... you have done so many bad things in the wrestling world." Ali said before she got out a piece of paper and reading glasses from the pocket of her kilt.
"She made a list of all the things that Vince Russo has done." Mauro said.
"That's pretty impressive." JR said.
"Guys here's some of the horrendous things that you have done over the years!" Ali said to him before she looked at the crowd.
"If you want me to name the reasons, give me a hell yeah!" Ali said to the crowd.
"HELL YEAH!" The crowd responded back with delight.
"Good! Now, let's see here... First of all... you ruined Bret Hart's in-ring career in WCW in 1999 by having him in the infamous match with Goldberg who gave him a concussion by kicking him in the head, forcing Bret to end his career the following year! You also booked yourself to be WCW World Heavyweight Champion... not cool at all! Second, you nearly killed Impact Wrestling! Thirdly, you effectively killed WCW which should have never happened at all! This list has many of the horrible things you have done in the world of pro wrestling, including that shitty Oklahoma gimmick in WCW, plus what happened at WarGames when you ruined a great Street Fight, but most importantly... this is one of the biggest reasons why I hate you so much, Vincent James Russo, one reason that angers me to the very core of my being." Ali said to Vince Russo before he finally responded back after letting her
"And what reason might that be, little girl?" Vince Russo asked Ali as the crowd booed a bit before the crowd went silent.
"You killed Owen Hart and you know it you douchebag!" Ali said before the crowd was surprised but they cheered loudly.
"Everyone remembers that tragic accident." JR said.
"Yea, you heard me! You all remember Over the Edge '99, right?!" Ali said before she asked the fans.
"YEAH!" The crowd roared loudly answering her question
"Now, if memory serves me right; Owen Hart was scheduled to face the Godfather, who was the WWF Intercontinental Champion at the time! At the time, Owen was the Blue Blazer character and he was planned to make an entrance through the rafters, but you all know what happened... so this proves that you killed the youngest member of the Hart family by making him do a bullshit stunt that should've been prevented! I'm never gonna forgive you for what you did and if Owen were still alive today as I speak, he would kick your fucking ass right here right now!" Ali shouted before the crowd roared even louder as they began chanting.
"ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted while Ali took off and removed her reading glasses.
"Oh, really?!" Vince Russo asked Ali.
"Hell yeah, you murdering son of a bitch!" Ali answered him causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers.
"This has now officially turned into a shoot ladies and gentlemen... this has become personal." Mauro said.
"Well turn around." Vince Russo said to Ali.
"No! I will not turn around because I'm sick and tired of being made fun of for having autism, anemia, asthma, hypoglycemia, for being a bisexual, whether you like it or not Vincent James Russo I am who I am and I'm fucking proud of it!" Ali said to the cheers of the crowd as the crowd gasped because Heather Clarkson with in the ring with a sledgehammer.
"And if you're not down with that I got-" Ali said before Heather nailed her in her back with the Sledgehammer.
"What the?!" JR shouted.
"Heather Clarkson with a sledgehammer to Ali's back!" Mauro said before Heather grabbed Ali by the hair as Vince Russo was laughing and smiling.
"This is inexcusable!" JR said before Heather grabbed a steel chair and hit her in the back of the head with it before she grabbed Ali by the hair again and nailed her with Queen Bee's Sting.
"Queen Bee's Sting by Heather Clarkson! This is not right! Why isn't anyone here to stop this!" Mauro said before Ali started to get up but Heather nailed a Queen Bee's Stomp to Ali's head and onto the chair.
"OH MY GOD! COME ON!" JR said before Vince Russo grabbed the same chair as Heather grabbed Ali by the hair a third time.
"THIS IS FOR YOU! YOU BITCH!" Vince Russo shouted.
"NO! NO! SOMEONE STOP HIM!" Mauro shouted before Russo hit Ali in the head with the chair causing the crowd to become even more angrier.
"What kind of a monster is Russo?!" Mauro asked JR before Russo and Heather left the ring as Ali got up slowly and dragged him back into the ring.
"Ali is about to beat the crap out of Vince Russo!" JR said before Ali began to belabor which means attack him with rights and lefts to the delight of the crowd.
"YES! YES! GIVE IT TO HIM!" Mauro said before Russo punched her back in the stomach before the TDW Commissioner Daniel King, Bret Hart, her godfather Shawn Michaels, Sting, The Undertaker, and her mom Amara came out.
"Here comes Ali's support structure!" JR said.
"Her godfaher Shawn Michaels, Sting, The Undertaker, Bret Hart, the commissioner of TDW Daniel King, and Ali's mom Amara Moonbeam." Mauro said before a few security guards came into the ring as they pried Ali and Russo off of each other to the disappointment of the fans.
"Let them fight! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!" The crowd chanted.
"Man... they really want Ali and Vince Russo to fight!" JR said before Russo got his microphone back.
"Ali Moonbeam is a pussy! A complete pussy!" Vince Russo said to the crowd causing them to boo loudly as Sting got a microphone and decided to respond.
"HEY! SHE IS NOT A PUSSY!" Sting shouted at him before it was Undertaker's turn to speak.
"Yeah boy, be nice to her or you will be in big-ass trouble you yankee!" Undertaker said to him.
"Like hell I will! She deserves it!" Vince Russo said before he broke free from the security guards before he grabbed Ali.
"NO! NO! DON'T DO THIS!" JR shouted before he nailed Ali with a piledriver causing the crowd to almost riot.
"Russo! That young lady is my goddaughter! If you harm her again, I will find you and kick your ass!" Shawn said to him.
"That is my baby girl! My daughter!" Amara said to him as well.
"I don't give a fucking rat's ass, you bitch! Go home and cook in the kitchen like you're supposed to while all the men make the money!" Vince Russo said before the crowd booed loudly as Ali was picked up by Shawn and Bret before she slapped and tackled Russo, nailed him with a neckbreaker and took him to Suplex City with a German Suplex, a Tazzmission Suplex, and a Crossface Chickenwing Suplex until Russo countered with a kick to the stomach.
"This is getting out of hand!" JR said.
"Someone needs to stop this!" Mauro said before Daniel King had it.
"Alright that is enough!" Daniel shouted before the crowd went silent.
"Look, we have wrestling matches tonight and we need to get them underway! So everyone clear out! Make sure that Ali and Vince Russo are far away from each other as possible!" Daniel said before he turned his attention to Ali.
"Ali, you go to the locker room and relax, you have a match later tonight against Anne Maria!" Daniel said to Ali who was giving Russo a death glare.
"You're on my list now, Vincent." Ali said before she left as Vince Russo was annoyed as Daniel then turned his focus to him.
"I am disappointed in you! Do you have no shame?! You don't realize that Ali is wrestling Anne Maria to become the number one contender for the TDW Women's Title! What the hell is wrong with you?! Do you have any shame at all?!" Daniel shouted at him before he asked.
"What if she has an anemic attack tonight and might die! You could be charged with first degree murder! Why on earth would you attack an innocent person that has done absolutely nothing to you?!" Daniel kept shouting in pure anger before he asked.
"She did not deserve to win that match bro." Vince Russo said in response causing the crowd to boo loudly.
"Do not call me bro... only my friends and my siblings call me bro... not you because you are not my friend, you made David Arquette become WCW World Champion 11 months before WCW was bought by WWE! Plus you booked yourself to be the WCW Champion!" Daniel said to him.
"It was on the USA To-" Vince Russo tried to explain but Daniel wasn't gonna hear it.
"Shut your face Russo! I have heard it so much and if I hear it one more time I'll kick your ass from one side of the arena to the next until I throw you into lake Wawanakwa!" Daniel said to Russo before Bret wanted to speak.
"Yea! Be lucky she has a medical team as well as a very big fanbase!" Bret said to him.
"I don't care about her a bit!" Russo said back.
"You should!" Bret said before Shawn was next.
"And did Daniel forget to mention that the WWE works with the Special Olympics?" Shawn asked Russo.
"I don't give a fucking shit about those retarded bullfuck! They are all probably inbred creatures that leech upon this world!" Vince Russo sais causing the crowd to boo loudly.
"Oh my God! Vince Russo has gone too far!" JR said before the crowd began throwing debris into the ring as they started to riot but the security guards got it under control as Sting stormed up to Russo.
"How dare you say such a thing about disabled people?! Just for that..." Sting asked before said he nailed a Scorpion Death Drop to Russo.
"Sting with the Scorpion Death Drop!" Mauro said.
"Taker, care to do the honors?" Sting asked Undertaker.
"Gladly." Undertaker answered Sting before he grabbed Russo and nailed him with a Tombstone Piledriver.
"My God! Tombstone Piledriver onto Russo!" JR said.
"Shawn, your turn!" Undertaker said to Shawn.
"Sure thing, man!" Shawn said before he tuned up the band as he stomped three times before nailing Russo with a Sweet Chin Music.
"Mamma motherfucking mia! Sweet Chin Music on the antichrist of pro wrestling!" Mauro said.
"Bret, it's all you, man!" Shawn said to Bret.
"Glad to do so." Bret said before he looked into the microphone and pointed to the heavens.
"This one's for you, Owen!" Bret said as the crowd roared loudly before Bret applied the sharpshooter onto Russo causing the crowd to go wild.
"Bret Hart with the Sharpshooter onto Vince Russo who is strongly responsible for Owen Hart's death!" JR said before Bret released the hold.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... I apologize so much for what Vince Russo did and said, if you want you will all get your money back!" Daniel said causing the crowd to cheer.
"Whoa, he's offering the fans a refund." Mauro said.
"However, the show must go on! So I'll stop running my mouth like a chatterbox and we'll get the action started!" Daniel said before he left the ring.
"Okay, what a chaotic start to TDW!" Mauro said.
"Yeah, really chaotic." JR said.
"Alright we got to go to a commercial break but when we come back it'll be Jacques Grenier taking on Cameron Wilkins to determine the number one contender for the TDW World TV Championship at Christmas Miracle!" Mauro said.
"We'll be right back!" JR said before the camera faded to black.
THE OPENING CONTEST WILL HAE JACQUES GRENIER TAKING ON CAMERON WILKINS!
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