Ali vs. Jen
Summary: This next match is "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam vs. Jen Helmsley in a No Holds Barred match.
Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language.
Co-written by me and ShokuAli16
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The crowd was ready for more action.
"Welcome back, and just a moment ago, Heather Clarkson and Eric Bischoff did one of the most disrespectful and distasteful and absolutely inappropriate things that I've ever seen especially in the history of Total Drama Wrestling when they made fun of "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam and they went all out on this awful parody!" Mauro said.
"This was done just two matches after what we saw during Ali's Pit at the beginning of the show, with Becky Lynch interrupting the Pit and Rey Mysterio as the guest shortly afterwards!" JR said as well.
"However, we have the number one challenger for the TDW Women's Championship is going to wrestle one of the Popular Girls in Jen Helmsley in a No Holds Barred match." JR said to Mauro.
"Right you are, JR! Now let's get this match underway!" Mauro said back before "Not Enough For Me" by Jim Johnston began to play as Jen Helmsley came out to boos.
"This is your main event of the evening set for one fall! Introducing first, representing The Popular Girls, Jen Helmsley!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Here comes Jen, who is looking to decimate Ali before she goes home to Houston." JR said to Mauro.
"We know that Ali is fuming after Heather's very distasteful parody so Ali might decimate her opposition in response to send Eric Bischoff and Heather Clarkson a powerful message." Mauro said before Jen entered the ring as "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play to loud cheers.
"Here comes an angry and irate "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" JR said to Mauro.
"Her opponent, from Houston Texas, "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced.
"JR, She does not look happy after what happened earlier in the night and I don't mean what happened on the Pit!" Mauro said to JR.
"She came out during the parody and called Heather out for her distasteful parody as she is fuming mad, looks like she's about to explode!" JR said back before Ali runs towards the ring, then the bell rang as the match began.
"Ali's in the ring and here we go!" Mauro said before Ali nailed Jen with a hard bicycle kick to Jen's head, before she then jammed her head into the ring post twenty times as the crowd counted along a bit.
"Ali is red hot tonight here in San Diego! God almighty!" JR said before Ali nailed a few hard running knees to Jen's face.
"Those running knees are something, JR!" Mauro said before Ali dragged Jen and picked her back up as she nailed a few tornado punches before taking Jen to Suplex city.
"Suplex City, coming up!" JR said before Ali nailed Jen with a T-Bone Suplex, a Sleeper Suplex, Cobra Clutch Suplex, Crossface Chickenwing Suplex, Hanmerlock Suplex, and the Electric Chair Suplex as the crowd was amazed.
"My god! With those suplexes Ali could win the TDW Women's Championship in her first try." JR said before she left the ring and grabbed some weapons as she grabbed a Chair, kendo stick, garbage can lid, street sign, and a garbage can which contained a cricket bat, a chain, a hockey stick, and a golf club as the crowd cheered.
"Oh my god! Ali has got out some toys." Mauro said to JR before Ali hit Jen in the gut with the cricket bat, before she used the golf club, the street sign, then she hit Jen in the head with a hard kendo stick shot before she hit Jen's back with the kendo stick 15 more times.
"My god! This is why you don't piss off "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam, and you do not make fun of her." JR said before Ali went up to the top turnbuckle as she nailed a missile dropkick.
"And a missile dropkick as well from Ali Moonbeam!" JR said before she then nailed Jen with another Suplex City, but she nailed the first suplex onto the garbage can as that suplex was an Inverted Double Underhook Suplex causing the crowd to groan.
"OHH!" The crowd groaned.
"What a suplex by Ali." Mauro said before Ali nailed a Half Nelson suplex, a Tazzmission Suplex, and a sleeper suplex before she grabbed the chair, Jen got up by using the ropes, then Ali nailed Jen in the gut before she nailed her with the "Ali DDT" onto the chair.
"Ali DDT onto the chair to Jen Helmsley!" JR said before Ali applied the Sharpshooter onto Jen.
"Sharpshooter, JR! Ali's got the Sharpshooter on Jen!" Mauro said while Ali applied a lot of pressure while Jen attempted to reach the ropes but Ali applied even more pressure and pulled her back to the center of the ring before Jen couldn't take it anymore and tapped out to loud cheers from the crowd while the bell rang.
"Ali wins a physical No Holds Barred match." JR said.
"Your winner by submission... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced as Ali motioned for a mic, which she was given.
"Sorry but I got to say this so cut the music please." Ali said before the music shut off as she began to speak.
"Like I said... after your godawful parody... I will fuck Jen Helmsley up and that is exactly what I did and Eric Bischoff, in that Miracle on 34th Street Fight I will fuck you up you motherfucker! You don't ever make fun of me, my family, my illnesses, my likes, my dislikes, especially... ESPECIALLY ONE OF MY BIGGEST DISLIKES IS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR SO YOU DON'T SEE ME WEARING ONE DO YOU EVERYONE?!" Ali said before she asked the fans.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"Damn! She is livid JR!" Mauro said to JR.
"I agree." JR said in agreement.
"And what you did in that God-awful parody was worst parody of me that nobody should ever have to see in their lives! It's awful, it's terrible, it's... it's... it's so bad, I am forced to make up a word to describe how bad it was! What Heather and Slezy E did was... was... HORRIBUFUCKUS!" Ali said and shouted as the crowd roared.
"It's so bad that Saturday Night Live wouldn't consider it a parody... they would consider it a hate crime! Hell, Andrew Dice Clay would've had you arrested for doing such a hate-crime style parody from Hell!" Ali said causing the crowd to cheer again.
"Heather Clarkson... when it's all said and done at Christmas Miracle, if by some miracle that you beat MacArthur and become the number one contender for the Women's Champion... and if I beat Sleazy E and Dawn... I WANT YOUR FUCKING ASS IN THE FUCKING RING AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION!" Ali said before she challenged Heather to another match as the crowd roared louder than before.
"And also, Heather Clarkson... if I ever catch you doing that kind of disrespectful shit towards me, or anyone else again, God help me there will be words topped off with an ass-whoopin'! I am talking Moonbeam on Clarkson action and things will be ugly! It just comes to show you... that you don't throw rocks at a Rowdy Gal... who has a machine gun! See you at Houston!" Ali said before she dropped the mic as her music started up, then she left the ring and high-fived a few fans.
"This has already been a crazy night here in San Diego! But don't go away we have Mike Smith taking on Tom Williams so don't go away." Mauro said before the camera faded to black.
NEXT MATCH IS MIKE SMITH TAKING ON TOM WILLIAMS!
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