Ali's Pit in Milan.
Summary: This is the opening segment of Total Drama Wrestling as this is the final stop in the European tour, as the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam hosts "Ali's Pit" Mediolanum Forum in Milan, Italy with WWE Hall of Famer Edge as her guest once again.
Rated M for Violence and language.
P.S. This match was co-written by me and ShokuAli16
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The fans are ready for another hot edition of Total Drama Wrestling which is in its final stop on their first European tour, as they are in the Mediolanum Forum in Milan, Italy as 12,530 fans packing the arena, cheering, with fireworks going off, then "Across The Nation" by The Union Underground was playing.
"We welcome you to Total Drama Wrestling as we are live… from Milan, Italy! Jim Ross and Mauro Ranallo here to call the action as we are kicking things off with an amazing Ali's Pit!" JR said.
"Right you are JR, the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam as she has WWE Hall of Famer "The Rated R Superstar" Edge back on as guest!" Mauro said as well.
"We have quite the card for all of you tonight!" JR said before Mauro began to announce the matches.
"We have Tom Williams taking on Noah Helton in a number one contenders match for the TDW Intercontinental Championship at No Way Out, then we have The TDW Women's Tag Team Champions The Suzuki Sisters taking on Blaineley O'Halloran and Taylor Ford of the Popular Girls." Mauro said, announcing the first two matches.
"What else JR?" Mauro asked JR.
"We have Shawn Vogelson defending the TDW World TV Championship against Ultimo Dragon, then Scott Callaway vs. Lightning "The Storm" Jackson in a number one contender's match which is a Milan Massacre for the TDW Hardcore Championship at No Way Out, then the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam faces off against Josee Grenier, then in the main event… Jushin "Thunder" Liger challenges Mike Smith for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship!" JR answered Mauro, announcing the rest of the cards.
"Indeed, we do, JR! But first it's time for the TDW Women's Champion to shine with her Pit!" Mauro said before "Green Hills of Tyrol" played as "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam came out to loud cheers from the passionate crowd.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... the TDW Women's Champion... 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Ali is coming off of two intense title defenses, having another one against Taya Valkyrie in Mexico City, and if she beats Taya she will face off against 7 other challengers inside of the Elimination Chamber at No Way Out in Las Vegas!" Mauro said before Ali high fived several fans before hugging a few children at ringside.
"Those children that the Women's Champion just hugged are children from the "Vittore Buzzi" Children's Hospital." JR said before Ali entered the ring, her music stopped playing as the crowd kept cheering.
"Buona sera, Milan!" Ali greeted the crowd by saying "Good Evening, Milan!" in Italian, causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers before they began to chant.
"Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" The crowd chanted while they cheered as it went on for more than two minutes before the crowd finally stopped cheering as Ali was thrilled with delight.
"Wow…! First off… it's been almost 12 years since I've been in Italy, I'll explain why in a bit but first… I want to thank Total Drama Wrestling for making it possible to go across the pond, to entertain our European wrestling fans and to the fans that have shown their support during this European tour… I want to thank you all so much because without you… we wouldn't be here performing the craft that we love so much, thank you! I also want to thank TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith and Zoey Brown for teaching me how to speak Italian." Ali said to the crowd who roared loudly once more.
"But don't worry, we will return to Europe soon." Ali said before the crowd roared with loud cheers again.
"Now before I get to my guest and what I did here, let me tell you something wonderful that happened this afternoon." Ali said to the crowd who cheered once more before Ali got into her story.
"Now, my mom's birthday just so happens to be on Valentine's Day… so, I took her out to Ristorante di Pesce Milano Buon Prezzo as an early birthday lunch... while we waited for our drinks- she had iced tea, I had a Coke with no ice- my mother spotted someone sitting a few tables from us... you wanna know who it is?" Ali said to the crowd explaining that her mother spotted someone, as she also asked the fans who that person was… causing the crowd to cheer and chant in Italian nonetheless.
"Sì! Sì! Sì! Sì!" The crowd chanted in Italian for a good minute.
"It was none other than the last surviving Gibb brother, Barry Gibb!" Ali said to the crowd who roared as Ali left the ring and walked towards Barry, who was at front row.
"Are you seeing this, JR?!" Mauro asked JR.
"I sure am Mauro! This is an amazing way to start off TDW live from Milan, Italy!" JR answered Mauro.
"Barry, thanks for accepting the front row seats for tonight, first off." Ali said to Barry.
"Anytime Alisabeth, besides I needed a change of scenery for a bit… plus this is my first wrestling event in many years, it's not often that good wrestling of this quality impresses me and it does, but what impresses me more than anything is how ethical and professional Total Drama Wrestling is… they take care of their fans, their employees, and so much more!" Barry said to Ali in response, giving TDW a very positive review as the crowd cheered loudly and began to chant.
"TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted once again for a good minute.
"Now, my mom's a huge fan of the Bee Gees and one of her favorite groups, she saw you guys in '79 in Houston." Ali said to Barry.
"Yeah, I remember that time." Barry said to Ali.
"Yea; Andy, Maurice and Robin- may they rest in peace- would've been surprised that you came here tonight, right?" Ali asked Barry.
"To be honest… I don't think so because we have always been fans of professional wrestling… I remember when the WWE came during their Global Warning tour to Australia in 2002, I went with my twin brothers Maurice, and Robin… we had so much fun watching wrestling for the first time since 1986 when myself, Maurice, Robin, and Andy saw them live as well, it was just a lot of fun… it was the last wrestling show Andy saw before his passing I '88… I'm sorry if I took so long to answer." Barry explained while going in depth.
"All good." Ali said back.
"Give it your all tonight, girl." Barry said to Ali.
"Will do, Barry." Ali said to Barry before returning her attention to the crowd.
"Ladies and gents, Barry Gibb!" Ali said to the crowd who roared while she re-entered the ring.
"Now it's finally time to introduce my guest… he was on last week when we were in Glasgow, Scotland… ladies and gentlemen, he's back on the Pit, please welcome back… WWE Hall of Famer… "The Rated R Superstar" Edge!" Ali said before she introduced Edge as her guest, then "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge began to play, as Edge came out to loud cheers.
"My god there he is JR! The tag team specialist that won the WWE tag team championship 12 times, an 11-time world champion, a 5-time intercontinental champion, simply JR one of the greatest of all time!" Mauro said to JR.
"Mauro, I agree he's back here tonight in Milan!" JR said before Edge then entered the ring, as his music stopped playing.
"Ladies and gentleman "The Rated R Superstar" Edge!" Ali once more introduced Edge to the crowd.
"Well Edge, it's great to welcome you back onto my Pit!" Ali said to Edge.
"Thanks for having me back, Ali." Edge said back to Ali in response.
"No problem, now the first question is the same one I had for you last time… um, how are you doing?" Ali said before she asked Edge.
"I'm actually doing good, but I had to hear a bunch of nagging from my wife Beth Phoenix about how she wasn't offered to compete against you last week and how she wasn't offered to be in the Women's Royal Rumble match in Phoenix, Arizona." Edge answered Ali causing the crowd to laugh a bit.
"Nagging? Edge… your wife "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix nags?" Ali asked Edge.
"I hate to say this because I don't want to sleep on the couch but… yes she does sometimes but it's not all bad." Edge answered Ali.
"Man! Edge is gonna be in for a world of trouble." Mauro said to JR.
"I agree." JR said to Mauro.
"Okay now the second question is important. When the WWE came to Milan in April 2007, how did it feel?" Ali asked Edge.
"Honestly it was cool, because even though we've been on the other side of the world before… there was just something special, something incredible about a loud passionate crowd of Italian wrestling fans like here in Milan." Edge answered Ali causing the crowd to cheer.
"Plus, it was the first event I went to after my emergency appendectomy which caused me to miss that year's WrestleMania in Detroit… so, it was a late spring break vacation on my part." Ali said to Edge.
"Yeah, unlike when you came to WrestleMania 28 five years later in a plastic bubble due to pneumonia, you were taking it easy in Milan after your surgery." Edge said to Ali.
"Yeah, I was, Adam." Ali said to Edge.
"Yeah… how did that turn out by the way?" Edge asked Ali.
"Well, honestly it turned out good… anyway my third question is this and it's also personal, when I spent three months in a bubble at Texas Children's Hospital due to pneumonia, what did you think of the treatment program I went through?" Ali answered before asking Edge
"Honestly, I can say that… it made me think a lot about what I was going to do when I retired, like do I wanna be a stay-at-home dad who makes appearances on TV, that kind of thing." Edge answered Ali.
"Okay, for my final question, how do you-" Ali was about to ask Edge her final question but… Ali was interrupted as 'Were Loca' by Wrestle and Flow played before Taya Valkyrie came out to loud roars from the Italian crowd.
"MAMMA MIA!" Mauro shouted.
"Oh my god! For the love of God it's Taya Valkyrie!" JR said
"Taya Valkyrie is a former three time AAA Queen of Queens Champion, where her first reign lasted for over 945 days… what in the world she doing here in TDW?" Mauro asked JR.
"Maybe to have a word with the TDW Women's Champion, I presume." JR answered Mauro, while Taya enters the ring, then her music stopped.
"How are you tonight, Milan!" Taya said to the crowd who cheered back.
"Merda santa! Merda santa! Merda santa!" The crowd chanted as the chant of "Holy Shit!" was in Italian just making the moment even more special, before the chanting died down.
"Taya, first off this is a huge surprise, if you were coming I would've heard something from Daniel… anyway I also heard a rumor from Sierra that you want to wrestle me in Mexico City for the TDW Women's Championship… is that true?" Ali said to Taya being completely honest before asking her.
"Al, hear me out... the answer to that is..." Taya said before she stopped to think about it before the crowd began to chant once more.
"Sì! Sì Sì Sì! Sì! Sì! Sì! Sì!" The crowd chanted for a good minute and a half.
"I haven't seen a sight like this in Italy in a long time!" JR said before Taya was about to finish her answer.
"My answer is yes." Taya answered Ali causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers.
"My God, she's laid down the challenge!" JR said before Taya resumed speaking.
"At Mexico City, it will be... Last... Woman... Standing!" Taya said to Ali, causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers even more.
"Are you hearing this, Mauro?!" JR asked Mauro.
"I sure am JR!" Mauro answered right back.
"Wow! Well... this sounds like an epic match, it's just that... since it'll be TDW's Mexican debut... why not a hybrid of that match... and the Mexican Deathmatch!" Ali said back causing the crowd to cheer again.
"Ali, that is such an insane idea, I love it!" Taya said to Ali.
"Awesome! Now I can take on the knock-off Beth Phoenix, in a Mexican Deathmatch, with a Last Woman Standing stipulation added!" Ali said while she criticized Taya calling her the knock off of the wife of Edge who is "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix.
"No offense to your wife at all, Edge." Ali said to him.
"None taken." Edge said to Ali.
"Alisabeth, first of all... I'm not a Beth Phoenix knock off, I was trained by one of the greatest wrestlers, Lance Storm!" Taya said to Ali.
"Oh, yeah?!" Ali asked Taya.
"Yeah!" Taya answered right back.
"Who do you think who taught him?! The legendary Stu Hart in the Hart Dungeon!" Ali asked before she answered her own question.
"Oh, yea? Who even taught you, anyway?" Taya asked Ali.
"My godfather, WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels..." Ali answered Taya.
"Oh, okay… you must be sooo lucky to be trained by the likes of him!" Taya said to Ali with sarcasm in her voice.
"I am! Plus, in Mexico City, you will learn what it's like to be trounced by the Rowdy Gal, you bitch!" Ali said while the crowd roared with cheers.
"Looks like business is about to be picked up, here." JR said to Mauro.
"Indeed, it looks like that could happen." Mauro said right back.
"You wanna know who else taught me?" Ali asked Taya.
"Who else taught you anyway?" Taya asked Ali in response.
"Shawn's frenemy, one of my all-time heroes in wrestling Bret "The Hitman" Hart!" Ali answered Taya, causing the crowd to cheer.
"How ironic is that… Bret Hart, the guy that bitches about being screwed, and the guy that screwed him, Shawn Michaels taught you how to wrestle!" Taya said to Ali.
"You know something Taya first off, Bret "The Hitman" Hart does not whine, complain, or bitch about any goddamn thing! How dare you say that about him!" Ali said and shouted at Taya Valkyrie before she continued to speak.
"Taya… you are nothing more than a former gymnast, fitness competitor and model, and when that panned out… you were trained by a Hart Dungeon graduate in Lance Storm but there's something special and different about you and I." Ali said to Taya.
"What's that?" Taya asked Ali.
"You were taught by a student; I was taught by one of the Harts themselves… and I am being very serious no pun intended on your mentor Lance but… I was taught endurance, I was taught how to endure the pain of something that I have loved seriously all my life, I have eaten, slept, bled, and I have cried wrestling!" Ali answered Taya causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers.
"Wow!" Mauro said while the crowd started to chant her name.
"Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" The crowd chanted for a good minute.
"That's great to hear, except that in Mexico City, I will be the one to pry your title from your cold, clawed hands! I will become the new TDW Women's Champion!" Taya said to Ali.
"Well Taya, in the words of one of the greatest Rock bands of all-time Aerosmith…" Ali said before she got a water bottle, and cleared her throat before she continued her response.
"Dream on, dream on until your dreams come true!" Ali sang to Taya to the loudest roar from the crowd so far while also telling her to keep dreaming at the same time.
"You know why? Because in Mexico City, after I put you in the Sharpshooter, you'll be in so much pain that you will not get up for the count of 10!" Ali asked Taya before answering her own question as the crowd roared once again as Edge slowly backed away as Ali and Taya had a stare down in the center of the ring.
"This is getting intense, folks; those two women look like they're about to go at it." JR said to Mauro.
"Indeed, it is getting intense JR let's see whether it will explode or not!" Mauro said before the two kept staring each other down, the crowd kept getting anxious until they began brawling one another to the delight of the crowd as Edge got out of the ring for his own safety.
"Here we go! Here we go JR! Ali and Taya going at it in a Milan Melee before their clash in Mexico City!" Mauro said to JR.
"Get her! Get her, Ali!" Barry Gibb cheered before he laughed a bit from ringside while the two kept brawling as Ali attempted an Inverted DDT before Taya countered with a hard roundhouse kick to Ali's head.
"OHHH!" The crowd groaned.
"Damn! Ali tried to go for a DDT, but Taya struck back with a brutal roundhouse kick to her head!" JR said before Ali staggered to her feet as Taya began her final statement.
"Alisabeth Leslie Moonbeam, you may be the "Rowdy Gal" and the TDW Women's Champion… but not for long because down south of the border… I AM SOY LA REINA DEL RING!" Taya said back as she yelled out in Spanish that she was the queen of the ring, before dropping her microphone, she then walked out of the ring before Ali had words of her own to respond back.
"Hey! Hey Taya!" Ali said to Taya who then turned around to see Ali, still standing.
"Come on Taya… is that all you got?! I'd love to see you try to take my title, but at the end of the day, I'll be the one still standing! Because even though you have accomplished a lot in AAA, three time AAA Queen of Queens Champion, and everything… you will also learn that at the end of the day, even queens like you don't throw rocks at a "Rowdy Gal" who's got a machine gun!" Ali said back before she dropped her mic as well, and left the ring, passing Taya all the same… leaving the fans and commentators stunned.
"Man! What an intense way to kick off the last stop on its European tour, as we kick things off with a number one contenders match for the TDW Intercontinental Championship at No Way Out as Tom Williams takes on Noah Helton." JR said before he mentioned the opening match.
"Don't go away so we'll be right back!" Mauro said before the camera faded to black.
WHOA!
WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF TDW ON IT'S FINAL STOP ON IT'S INAUGURAL EUROPEAN TOUR!
NOAH HELTON TAKES ON TOM WILLIAMS IN A #1 CONTENDER'S MATCH UP NEXT WHERE THE WINNER WILL EARN A SHOT AT THE TDW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP AT NO WAY OUT!
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