At the streets of Kuoh
The Issei and Josuke group were running like mad. Trying to find the doppelgangers and Hazamada before more chaos was brought upon their names.
"This is bad. They could be anywhere at this time.'' Said Josuke.
"I know! Can't you guys use your magical things to contact Rias?'' Asked Okuyasu.
"I don't know how to use that technique very well.'' Said Issei.
"I am not getting any contact.'' Said Kiba.
"Saji any luck?'' Asked Issei.
"I am not getting any contact with Kaichou either.'' Said the blonde.
"Great! This all we need.'' Said Josuke pissed.
"How about you all fly?'' Asked Okuyasu.
"In broad day light? With a ton of people watching?! You want our race to be exposed?!'' Asked Saji with a point.
"Hey come on. I am trying to help.'' Said Okuyasu.
"We don't have time to argue!'' Said Issei as everyone nodded at that.
The group then kept running like mad men looking for the short teen and the two copies. What chaos they might cause would tarnish both Issei and Josuke names.
With Hazamada.
The short teen was walking with his two goons, looking around as if he was a intimating boss. Of course it wasn't that long until they spotted someone related to the originals.
"Uh look.'' Said copy Josuke.
The group then saw Kobayashi, the short man was going over the two to see if things were ok.
"Oh hey Josuke, Issei. I didn't expect you two to be out of class already, where are the others and….Hazamada! What are you doing here?'' Asked Kobayashi now noticing the short teen who was giving him a death stare.
"So you're Tamami Kobayashi! One of the people stuck by Myrcella arrow.'' Said Hazamada pissed.
The two copy then went near the short man who was beyond scared.
"What are you two doing? He is the enemy!'' Said Kobayashi.
"Oh we work for him now.'' Said copy Josuke.
"We see a threat to him and we make sure that its eliminated.'' Said copy issei.
The short man now wanted to run by the copy of Josuke grabbed him by the collar and was making the poor bastard feel all scared.
"You're also a stand user and yet she didn't wanted you around?'' Asked Hazamada pissed.
"Listen, Myrcella is not what you think she is! No matter how hot she might be don't let her control you.'' Said Kobayashi.
"So she sees me as the same type as you! I already thought the girls of school were seeing me as scum but this is beyond insulting!' Said Hazamada.
"Come on man. Listen, there is a new faction! Just for Stand users like us! Maybe they can help you!'' Said Kobayashi but Hazamada had evil smile on his face.
"I am aiming for the big game. Thanks to my stand I will have everyone in this city by the palm of my hand, Myrcella will be so pleased that she will make me a member of her Peerage and maybe I get to found over those lovely breasts that she has. First, I need to eliminate all the evidence.' Said Hazamada.
"So what do you want us to do?'' Asked copy Josuke.
"Do whatever you want on him you two.'' Said Hazamada.
"Sure thing!'' Said the evil duo.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'' Scream Kobayashi in fear.
The two beat up Kobayashi to the point he wasn't even conscious, they putted his body behind some trash cans so no one would ever get him to the hospital.
A few blocks away
As Hazamada was still walking with the two copies he saw a bunch of Kuoh Academy girls, of course once they saw Josuke and Issei they started to gossip.
"Look is Josuke-kun!''
"He is still dreaming and handsome!''
"Yes, how he doesn't have a girlfriend yet!''
"While he is still hanging out with that pervert?''
"They are childhood best friend and from what I heard Issei-kun has stopped being less creepy than he was before.''
"I don't know. He still tries to sneak into the girls lockers.''
"I heard that Rias-senpai is actually dating Issei-kun seriously.''
"Is she that desperate?''
"Also heard that Asia-chan has some kind of crush on that perv.''
The comments kept going and going. Hazamada was on the point of losing his mind.
"Urhg! Those two! I mean Josuke has at least a good looking body, but what does Hyodou has!? He looks like any background student you ever see in an anime! Maybe it's the dragon and he hypnotizes the girls to be with him! Whatever! Once I get rid of these two all the ladies will be single and I can have some fun time and…'' Thoguht him when suddenly someone shout out for the two.
"Josuke, Issei! Wait up!'' Said a voice turning out to be of Rias Gremory.
The creep student saw the lovely Rias walking over to what she thought was her fiends. She was also with the rest of her peerage, all the girls plus Gasper.
"Eh!'' Said Hazamada hiding on some bushes.
The group saw the two copies and mistakenly thought they were the originals.
"What?'' Asked copy Issei.
"What are you all doing here? Weren't you all on school?'' Asked Xenovia.
"Oh, we decided to leave. Hazamada wasn't there.'' Said copy Josuke.
"Where are the others?'' Asked Akeno.
"Uh what?'' Asked copy Issei.
"Kiba, Okuyasu and Saji. You were all together.'' Said Asia.
"We spilt up. You all know that Josuke and I work better together.' Said copy Issei with a confidence smirk.
The girls just looked at that a bit confused, Gasper also had a look of confusion and copy Josuke launched to him a mean glare that made the poor Dharnim hide behind Asia.
"Aaaah!'' Said Gasper scared.
"What is wrong Gasper?'' Asked Rias worried.
"They look scary.'' Said Gasper.
"What?! Us scary? You are tripping Gasper.'' Said copy Issei.
"Yeah, buddy. It's just us.'' Said copy Josuke.
The girls were now starting to feel some things out of place. They way they were talking and acting sounded very off.
"What is going on?'' Asked Rias.
"I agree. Something is definitely wrong in here.'' Said Koneko
"What!? You girls are definitely with something off.'' Said copy Josuke with a confident smile.
"Yeah, it's just me and Josuke like always.'' Said copy Issei.
Rias had enough and launched a death glare to the fake duo.
"Who are you two?'' Said her all angry.
"Uh?'' Asked the two confused.
"We know how Issei and Josuke act and you two are very bad actors on it. And not to mention I cant sense not single drop of power coming from both of you. Not a stand or a sacred Gear.'' Said Rias.
"What is going on Buchou?'' Asked Asia scared.
"They are imposter! They are not issei and josuke!'' Scream her.
"Uh!'' Said the rest of the group.
The two copies just smile cocky at each other after a seconds of laugh.
"Well it was good while it last.'' Said copy Josuke.
"Yes, too bad these bitches aren't going to see Hazamada-sama taking over.'' Said copy Issei.
The copy Issei went rushing towards Rias with the crux blade that he got and grabbed her by the waist.
"Uh!?'' Said Rias confused.
And then copy Josuke grabbed Akeno by the throat, making sure she was being lifted and making a good amount of pressure in there.
"Akeno!'' Said Rias in horror.
"Argh!'' Said the queen struggling for air.
"We know that you all love these two idiots, now back off or you will all be without a king and a queen.'' Said copy Josuke.
"Ugh!'' Said both Rias and Akeno pissed at this.
"Issei stop with this! You don't hurt your friends!'' Said Asia in shock.
"He is not Issei, Asia! He is nothing!'' Said Xenovia pissed preparing Durandal.
"And you're not Jojo!'' Said Koneko ready to beat the crap out of this imposter.
"Oh you figure out kid. From the looks you actually care for this hair top loser. I can definitely say the same thing for this little hottie.'' Said copy Josuke with a smirk.
"As much as I want to be chocked like this by Josuke this is not the way I imagined getting into.'' Thoguth Akeno.
Hazamada was now beyond scared, if he get Rias and her peerage killed this would get the attention of the big shots over the factions and he wanted to do this whole scheme as a stealth mission.
"Crap! This isn't what I planned but I am already this deep so I at least get some revenge.'' Thoguht him.
While the creeper was almost shitting himself copy Issei was with the blade pointed at Rias stomach, much to her annoyance.
"You must be really stupid to think a simple toy can hurt me.'' Said Rias.
"Hold on! You don't! I know just a regular crux can damage you all. If this was a knife I would be totally messed up but it's a crux knife so I get double points for thinking outside of the box.'' Said copy Issei.
"And I will strangle her and break her neck. What it will be?'' Asked copy Josuke.
'Urhg!'' Said Akeno still trying to get some air.
"Please stop this!'' Said Asia begging.
"Oh aren't you sweet.'' Said copy Issei mocking Asia.
"Ha Ha Ha.'' Laughed copy Josuke who was just enjoying the whole thing.
The whole thing made Asia pretty much start crying. Seeing the boy she loved and her big brother's figure mocking her was enough to make her feel depressed.
"You are garbage! You hear me Hazamada!'' Said Xenovia.
"Yeah!'' Said Gasper.
"Like we care.'' Said copy Josuke with a smirk.
"At least I can tell how it feels to grab the legendary tits of Rias Gremory.'' Said copy Issei with a smirk.
"Issei is the only one that can grab them!'' Said Rias.
"And what about you?!'' Asked copy Josuke to Akeno who was getting blue.
"If you were the real Josuke I would have reached climax by now.'' Said Akeno being all honest.
"Ok…I didn't expect to hear that…'' Said copy Josuke surprised and then something happened.
"Akeno heads ups!'' Said a familiar voice and Akeno hear the commando and dodged.
"Uh?'' Asked copy Josuke confused as he got hit in the face with a glass bottle.
Crash
The moment was so random that even copy Issei was confused at it.
"What?'' Asked him confused as Rias kicked him right in the fake sack.
"Urgh!'' Scream her destroying where would be Issei junk.
Once she did only wood came out of it as if he was a puppet.
Crash
"Hey! Not cool!'' Scream copy Issei pissed.
"Sorry we are late!'' Said the real Josuke.
The girls turned around to see the real Issei and Josuke with the rest of their friends ready to fight back.
"Don't worry girls. We are going to make sure that asshole get a taste of good karma after today!'' Said Issei ready to fight.
Hazamada on the other hand was just sweating bullets in his hiding spot.
"Shit shit shit!'' Thoguht him in fear.
This will be the end for now for this chapter. I plan to finish the Hazamada arc next chapter and I am not going to include everything that happens in there. Once that is done, we will have an original arc which will be more of my headcanon for this fanfic rather than the original one. I hope you all enjoy it so have a good time.