Arlecchino had been searching for the perfect excuse to speak with Shenhe. When it finally came, she found she lacked the courage to follow her plan. They ran into each other upstairs, exchanging pleasantries, when Arlecchino tried to speak. Where did she even begin?
Hey, Shenhe. I'm interested in having a three-way with Aether and would like you to join us. I believe you're strong enough to withstand Aether and I should we go all out. Additionally, I find you quite attractive and would enjoy intercourse with you and Aether. Perhaps we could get together sometime and discuss the logistics?
Her mouth opened, and nothing came out. Shenhe cocked her head, staring at Arlecchino curiously. Those lovely pearl eyes made Arlecchino shiver excitedly. Shenhe's qingxin scent both enticed and calmed her. Gods, she almost found this woman as attractive as Aether.
She cleared her throat.
Come on, she chided herself, you got Aether to use your lap as a pillow, you sang with Furina in a talent show, and you survived three days with Yae Miko. You can do this!
Taking a deep breath, Arlecchino looked Shenhe in the eyes and said, "Boobs good."
Gods damn it.
Shenhe gave an appreciative nod. "Yes, I agree. Mammary glands are good. In mammals, they are excellent for nursing infants. Many men often find them attractive as well."
Right, I forgot who I'm talking to. Social IQ nonexistent.
"Yes, erm," Arlecchino coughed. "I am quite fond of yours…"
Kill me.
Shenhe said, "Thank you. The few times we've orgied together, I've seen yours. They are quite lovely."
"T-thanks…" she squirmed, both pleased by the compliments and embarrassed by the attention. "Um…M-Miss, Shenhe, I was thinking that p-perhaps we might enter a situation where we could show Aether our…love at once. If you understand me?"
"You are… requesting me for a three-way?"
"I suppose you could say so," she murmured.
"Very well."
Arlecchino's eyes widened. Shenhe offered a pleasant smile.
"When you have another date with Aether, please inform me. If you're still interested, I'll join you in bed. Thank you for considering me."
Shenhe bowed to Arlecchino and then departed downstairs and out of the mansion. Arlecchino stood there, frozen in shock.
Holy ****. Mission Accomplished.