Yae Miko pointed at Ayaka and said, "Lotus."
The Kamisato Heiress blinked. "Pardon me?"
Ignoring her, the Lady Yae then pointed at Kirara. "Doggy."
"Actually, I'm a Nekomata."
She eyed Keqing next. "She's also a lotus."
"What's that?"
Yae Miko pointed at Mirror Maiden, Arlecchino, Amber, Lynette, Nilou, Lisa, Navia, and Noelle.
"Amazon, leapfrog, 69, G-Whiz, lotus again, cowgirl, mastery, missionary or cowgirl depending on her mood."
Lisa and Mirror Maiden chuckled knowingly while everyone else just looked confused. Most had no clue what Yae Miko was going on about anymore. They long since learned to stop questioning the shrine maiden.
Yae Miko nodded at Furina.
"Cowgirl, missionary, and lotus. Huh. Seems all four of you sword-girls like the lotus, huh?"
"What are you talking about?" asked Furina.
"Let's see, Faruzan is old-fashioned, so missionary. Layla is low-energy, so missionary. Eula is no-stamina, so missionary."
Barbara frowned. "What does being old-fashioned, low-energy, or no-stamina have to do with the priesthood?"
Miko pointed a finger at her. "Missionary," she said, then turned to Rosaria. "Standing missionary. I hope you're not misbehaving in church."
Rosaria blushed.
Yae Miko turned to Yelan. "Amazon."
The tall woman gave a silent clap. "Alright, you win the bet. Clearly, you do know everybody's preferences."
"Is that a surprise?" asked Miko with a chuckle.
