Of all the things Hanzo Hasashi has faced in his life, what he was about to face was possibly the most perilous.

This was going to be more brutal than the time he ended up in Flash's world and he faced down Batman, Wonder Woman, and Joker.

"Okay Scorp. Now remember what I said about guest stars, and what to do about them."

Hanzo was busy with his cooking show that he occasionally makes. But ratings were low, so he had to resort to having a guest chef on the show to revitalize the viewing audience.

Apparently, the audience didn't like the Thanksgiving special where he used his spear on a live turkey…

Damn FCC.

"I still don't see why it has to be him of all people!"

"He's the only other master chef that this place has." Deadpool replied, "Unless you want to have fifteen hundred cupcakes, or know all thirteen different ways to make a chimichanga, this guy's all you have."

"What about the others outside of you and Miss Pie?" Hanzo asked.

"Cap can't handle fruits, and only knows enough basics to the point that he needs Blue Apron to eat anything, Stark has a bunch of chefs, and Batman only knows how to barbeque and how to make pasta."

"Why?"

"He learned from Alfred about the barbecuing thing to do an undercover job, and boiling water is literally something anyone can do." Deadpool said, "Now it's time for our guest star to say 'hi.'"

Hanzo sighed, "Okay. Say 'hi' to the audience Kirby."

"Hhhiiiii!"

Yep. The pink puff was the guest star.

"Okay, for today, we are going to be making a request from… Really?"

Hanzo sighed, "Okay, alright. Apparently," He glared at the director, who was Deadpool, "The dish we are making today are chimichangas." He sighed, "What do you think, Kirby? How would you make… something… like…" he trailed off.

*WHOOSH!*

Yeah. Kirby was inhaling the contents of the fridge.

"This is going to be a long day…" Hanzo ground out.

Pinkie was busy with something 'something else' was the B-Plot.

"Okay, Alexis. I know that you want to hang out with Carolina more, but you don't have to wait in her room planning a 'welcome back' party."

"Tweet chirp tweet!"

Pinkie sighed, "I get the absurdity of me of all ponies telling you that a party isn't necessary, but could you at least have it outside her room?"

"Chirp chirp chirp squawk!"

Pinkie gasped, "I will not eat all the cupcakes! I'd share with the others!"

"Chirp tweet chirp." Alexis replied.

"Okay, in fairness, that was to give exposition as to why they needed so much help in the apple farming thing. I just do what I'm directed to do."

"Chirp…"

Pinkie sighed, "Are we really doing this?"

"... Tweet."

"AUGH!"

"And that was how to make a chimichanga by using Fire Kirby's hat as a stove." Hanzo sighed, "Now, if we can get a volunteer from the audience to try it out, we can-"

"BAM!" Deadpool teleported in, grabbed the food, and teleported to the table that was set up.

*NOM*

"... How is he eating that through his mask?" Hanzo asked to nobody in particular.

Kirby shrugged as he floated up to the counter.

"Whatever. I need a drink." Hanzo muttered, "Where's my sake?"

Kirby turned towards the camera.

"Hhhii!"

X: Would people believe that I was inspired to do this by an offhand comment in another fanfiction?

Wade: I doubt it. Which fanfic was it?

X: One of those 'reaction' type of stories. RWBY Watches DEATH BATTLE - the continuation.

Wade: Continuation?

X: Yeah. The original got taken down because of guidelines or whatever. Like how a bisexual gets called 'straight' or 'gay' because of whom they choose to date.

Wade: Why bring that up?

X: I think I'm Bi… Or Pan… I don't know, sexuality is confusing to me.

Wade: Yeah, sexuality is always confusing… But did you just come out as questioning over a fanfiction?

X: I'M WEIRD, OKAY?