"The Tachikoma... Maaaay have gotten their clamps on that marriage certificate that I prepped for the joke the other day. And maaaay have registered it as a legal document... And maaay have uploaded it to the japanese marriage registry... Soooo... Congratulations Mrs. Buttetsu! I guess that means I'm the only Motoko Kusanagi still working in sec-GRK!"
Article:
Certificate Of Marriage
This certifies that
Maj. Kusanagi Motoko & MWO. Buttetsu Batou
Were United In Marriage
On the
February Day of 14th in the year 2029
The Ceremony Was
Witnessed by
Kusanagi 'Chibi' Motoko & Buttetsu Troublemaker
Officiated
by Kusanagi 'Minor' Motoko.
"I REFUSE to approve this! This goes against the sanctity of Marriage! How can the person getting married be the Witness and Officiant conducting it!"
"Errr, actually Senpai... I checked and it turns out 'Kusanagi "Chibi" Motoko' and 'Kusanagi "Minor" Motoko' are distinct different identities. 'Kusanagi "Minor" Motoko' even attended a certification course to be a certified officiant. "
" THEY LOOK EXCATLY THE SAME!"
"Whoaa, you don't want to go there Senpai. You might be sued for Discrimination against people in Full Body Prosthetics. "
" ARRGHHHH! Fine! Approve it, see if i care if the office get's swamped by Copycats! I QUIT!"