"Yeah, no." Rick pulled out a blaster and shot at Ganon.
Ganon swatted the blast away. "Did you really think a mere blaster could defeat me?"
"Well… Yeah." Rick trailed off.
"Then die for your mistake!"
"OH SHI-"
*POW!*
"Ugh…" Rick was left reeling from the blast that Ganon had sent his way, "Well, this sucks…"
"Now feel my dark magic." Ganon spread a shadowy energy towards Rick, who struggled to open a device.
"What is-"
*click*
*SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!*
"Heh, try getting through now ya bastard! *cough!* Oh damn… And I think that this is my last backup…"
Rick's heartbeat stopped.
"What are these barriers?"
"Nth metal with Vibranium-Adamantium alloy and with some anti-teleportation tech built into it. You're not getting in anytime soon Ganondork."
"How original." Ganon said as he summoned his cursed silver sword, "Like I haven't heard that one before."
"WAITAMINUTE!"
"What?"
"Yeah!" Deadpool added, "I was about to fight this guy in a way that would make the makers of Blake's world jealous. What do you want to do?"
"There was this story that Mewtwo told me, is it true that the other you lost a battle because two girls sang a love song together?"
Ganon sighed before raising his hand and sending Pinkie through a portal.
"AHH!"
"What the-"
"I am not going to let that timeline happen! This world is one that I can rule. It will be remade in my image!"
"You mean…" Deadpool realized.
"Did you really think that it was mere coincidence that all those idiots attacked at once? Aku and Braintron were easy enough, you and your friends did all the work for that…"
Meanwhile, in Universe A
"GANON!" Mewtwo called out to all minds but Toph and Gaara, "I KNOW THAT YOU ARE OUT THERE! SHOW YOURSELF!"
"No need to shout, Mew." Ganon stepped out of the shadows, "As you can see, I am right here."
"I am here to put a stop to your evil scheme!" Mewtwo pointed to his opponent.
"Evil? Why, those are only words. Simply created by society to dictate how we should act. Right and Wrong are simply concepts that the victors of history created and-"
"Your plan is literally to let the world devolve into chaos and reshape it in your image." Mewtwo cut off, "I'm pretty sure that you're a definitive 'bad guy' in this scenario."
"Well," Ganon trailed off.
*POW!*
A burst of dark energy sent a rock towards Mewtwo, sending him flying.
"Nobody cares what you think."
Ganon turned towards Gaara and chanted in his dark language.
"NO!"
"Oh yes!" Ganon gloated, "Now the sand ninja will have more power. Soon, the comments section will be flooded with demands for other rematches, and the hosts will start losing views until they oblige."
"You're insane!" Mewtwo countered, "That would mean that you would lose as well!"
"But while the ensuing chaos is happening, the device I convinced the scientists to make will be ready. And the modifications I made will send the world into complete chaos!"
"You lost in the other timeline though!" Mewtwo pointed out, "Why would you want that world?"
"According to my other self, neither the hero of time nor the princess have shown up. There are no means to cause significant damage to me to easily defeat my other self. Aside from that, once the heroes die in their futile attempt to defend your body, I can erase you from all timelines."
"In that case, to quote a powerful ally, 'One shall stand. One shall fall.'" Mewtwo cited.
Ganon smiled, "Allow me to finish the scene." He cleared his throat as he summoned his cursed silver sword, "'Why throw away your life so recklessly?'"
"'That's a question you should ask yourself, Ganon.'" Mewtwo continued the script, as he summoned his own weapon - The Spoon.
"'Such heroic nonsense.'" Ganon quoted.
"That… Not how the scene goes." Mewtwo faltered a bit before regaining his composure, "Regardless, I'm still going to stop you!"
"HA!" Ganon chuckled, "And how do you propose that you do that? You have no means of causing significant damage - AUGH!"
Mewtwo sent Ganon flying by smacking him with his spoon. He quickly turned to Gaara and did a quick search before temporarily deleting some specific techniques from his mind to even the odds.
He flew off to continue the battle against Ganon, "I don't need to kill you!" He pointed out, "I just have to slow you down!"
Meanwhile, in Universe 1…
"I don't have to kill you- not that I couldn't, my swords are pretty badass- I just have to buy enough time for Mewtwo to stop that timeline!"
Ganon frowned, "The fight has already started. What could he possibly do?"
"I have no idea. But whatever he's doing, it's working."
Indeed it was working. From what Kitty could see, the gauge of the likelihood of this timeline not happening was reaching 85%. And there was no indication that it was stopping.
"C'mon, Mewtwo." Kitty pleaded as she looked at the security feed for the battle outside, "You can do this!"
Meanwhile, back in the main room, Deadpool and Ganon were still staring each other down.
"Call it, tumor." Ganon sneered.
"First off, rude." Deadpool started off, "And second, if you want it so bad, there's a button somewhere nearby that would play the soundbyte you're looking for."
"Just say it yourself."
"Alright," Deadpool readied himself for a fight, "HERE WE GO!"
The two jumped towards each other, and clashed swords.
"I will end you!" Ganon growled.
"I'm going to turn you into a pork chop!" Deadpool shot back, before pushing Ganon off and unleashing an entire clip of his SMGs into the Gerudo king.
"My bad, I meant to say swiss cheese." Deadpool quipped.
"You celebrate too early, mercenary." Ganondorf stated as he got up and flicked a leftover bullet off his shoulder, "But let's see how well you fare, Deku Fertilizer."
Meanwhile, in Universe A…
"Mudsdale Crap!" Mewtwo swore, "That lazy piece of pork chop pulls this Mudsdale Crap?"
"BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF PHANTOM GANON!" Mewtwo took cover behind a rock as the phantom started flinging projectiles at him.
"It's just like a game of tennis." Mewtwo reminded himself, "And at least I remember some from those matches I played with Mario and Luigi." He jumped out and used his spoon to slam a light ball back at his opponent.
The phantom reeled back, clearly stunned by the hit.
"Now try THIS!" Mewtwo unleashed his Miracle Eye technique and followed up by using Psycho Cut.
The phantom was sliced in two, and dissipated as the psychic turned to get back to the Gerudo King.
"Glorious isn't it?" Ganon stated as he watched Gaara dominate Toph for a portion of the fight, "It's amazing what a bit of prodding can do when the fanbase is this easy to provoke. I wonder if the same result could have been as effective if the hero of time had been the subject instead, or dare I say those two little c- UGH!"
"Now now," Mewtwo tsked, "It's not nice to insult people when they can't defend themselves!"
"You again?" Ganondorf growled, "Why won't you just die?"
"Why won't you?" Mewtwo countered, "Try escaping my Miracle Eye!" Mewtwo's eye glinted for a moment before he attacked with a burst of psychic energy.
"Aurgh! Impossible! That attack shouldn't hurt this much!"
"Miracle Eye lets me bypass your dark resistances to my psychic attacks!" Mewtwo lectured, "Now take THIS!" Mewtwo flung more boulders at his opponent, causing some damage, "that one was for the Luthor of the other timeline!"
Ganon struggled to get up before he noticed that there was an even larger boulder right above him. "This is going to hurt a bit…" he grimaced.
*CRASH!*
"That was for me." Mewtwo said before he rushed in and delayed a blow that surely would have been a fatal hit just long enough for Toph to properly block it. He then followed by implanting the knowledge that Gaara had sand armor on, and waited for Toph to use it to her advantage.
"That should even the odds a bit more." he breathed a sigh of relief before a rumbling shook from the boulder that he had crushed Ganondorf under moments prior.
*BOOM!*
"THAT DOES IT!" Ganondorf bellowed, "IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE! I don't care if my other self is about to kill you, I just want the satisfaction of tearing you apart myself!" Ganondorf snarled as he got closer to Mewtwo's choking form.
"I know that they probably aren't going to be around in this afterlife, but do tell the inhabitants of the other world exactly how you failed." He boasted, "I'm sure they'll understand."
"Piper… Optimus…" Mewtwo recalled all the friends and allies he made in the other timeline. How they possibly- did - die to protect his helpless body.
"That's right. Remember their names. I am going to make you regret ever coming back. Perhaps if you hadn't interfered, you would have been a mere servant, or perhaps a prisoner. Sure, you would have been subjugated, but you'd be alive." Ganondorf prattled on, "But instead, you decided to interfere. And now, we are here." Ganondorf turned to the side and ushered some dark magic upon Gaara. Healing all his wounds while Toph's body remained as it was.
"N-No!" Mewtwo struggled until-
*BWIP!*
"Oh sweet air!" Mewtwo sucked in a large breath, "I almost forgot that I could use teleport."
"HOW? How did you escape you useless clone?!" Ganon seethed with anger.
"Heh," Mewtwo chuckled, "Coming from the one whose moveset back in Melee was just copy-paste of Captain Falcon's moveset, that's a compliment." He raised his spoon again, "Round three, was it?"
"AURGH!" Ganondorf charged towards Mewtwo with his sword, "I'll show you who's the clone!"
"Then HERE WE GO!"
Universe 1…
"Crap. Pinkie's trapped in the silent realm, and I'm almost out of bullets." Deadpool muttered to himself, "I don't know why I said that out loud, but that's my current situation."
Wade was currently hiding from Ganon's sight. "Little tumor! Little tumor!" The Gerudo King taunted, "Come out come out wherever you are!"
"TRY AND GET ME!" Deadpool shouted, tossing down several grenades of all forms down.
*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! PFFT! BOOM!*
"Ugh!" Ganondorf held his nose, "Was one of those a stink bomb?"
"You better believe it, buddy!" Deadpool called out in the smoke, "Designed it myself! Has a bit of the Blob's gas, some dried up bits of Man-Thing, Rhino's sweat, and even the strands of some of Hulk's underwear! Trust me, you do not want to smell that guy after he's done at the all-you-can eat burrito place." Wade shuddered a bit.
"Can't be as bad as how the clone will feel once I'm through with him." Ganondorf mentioned.
"Why do you keep calling him a clone? Weren't you the one with the copy-n-pasted moveset in Melee?"
"From Captain Falcon, I'm well aware of that complaint." Ganon snarled.
"Unlike you, I'm not bottom tier in my fighting game."
"You aren't even in Infinite!" Ganon pointed out, "You are basically a non-existent tier!"
"Wrong game." Wade quipped, slicing both swords downward towards his foe.
"Urgh!" Ganondorf reeled from the blow, and smirked.
"What's so- AUGH!"
Ganondorf, or rather, his phantom had blasted Deadpool with a burst of energy.
"Dammit! Now I gotta play a game of tennis?" Deadpool grumbled.
"Not just that…" Ganondorf stated, "Feel this!"
"Gou Hadoken!" one of the Phantoms roared.
*BOOM!*
"Woah!" Deadpool managed to just narrowly evade the attack, "Well, that explains why Akuma and Shang Tsung weren't in the initial lineup."
"Could it really be anyone else?" Ganondorf noted, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a door to break through."
"Weren't you listening?" Deadpool asked, while striking the blasts back at the phantom, "It's made up of Adamantium, Vibranium, Nth Metal, and protected by an energy barrier! How are you going to bust through that-"
"HAUGH!" Ganondorf started pushing against the doors.
"Okay, I guess pushing against it would probably do it." Wade conceded.
Universe A…
"Uh, guys!" Carol called, "There's a weird thing going on!"
"What's up?" Iron Man asked.
"Well, power level of Gaara keeps going up for some reason."
"Isn't that normal for a battle?"
Carol sighed, "Maybe. But I'm pretty sure he can't increase it to the point that he can decimate an entire mountain range."
"Well, that's- Wait! Did you say mountain range?"
"Yes!"
"Gaara's never displayed that level of power before." Iron Man stated, "There's something going on-"
"GUYS! We have something important to tell you!" Wade screamed while rushing into the observation room.
Universe 1…
*CRASH!*
"YOU SAID HE'D NEVER BREAK THROUGH!" Kitty screeched.
"Give me a moment!" Deadpool called out as he dodged seven blasts from seven different phantoms.
"Hahahahaha!" Ganondorf chuckled, "Now you die!"
He raised his cursed blade and aimed it towards Kitty, "Say hello to your fellow X-Men when you reach the afterlife- AUGH!"
*BANG! CRASH!*
Deadpool shot the light, rendering the battlefield dark until the backup lights came on.
"Insolent little wretch! How did you defeat my phantoms?"
"I didn't." Deadpool revealed as some blasts shot nearby Ganondorf, "They're a hazard to both of us, Ganny!"
"URGH! I'll just kill you personally!" Ganondorf bellowed, his phantoms dissipating.
"Now that's no fun!" Deadpool complained, "But let's make this more of a game of blind man's bluff!" He threw down his remaining smoke bombs down as a precaution. "Hiya!" his sword managed to knock Ganondorf's out of his hands.
"You know what I realized?"
"What?" Ganondorf asked.
"That… Was my carbonadium sword." Deadpool admitted, "I was planning on using it on you because your holy weapons weakness is basically just a glorified healing factor, so…"
"What? Does carbonadium wreck healing factors?" Kitty asked from her position.
"Yes."
"Probably shouldn't have admitted that." Kitty pointed out.
"HA!" Ganondorf used his warlock fist and decimated part of the wall.
"That wasn't even close!"
"I'LL JUST BRING THIS WHOLE BUILDING DOWN!" Ganondorf roared.
"I got this!" Deadpool grabbed a sword and started to rush at Ganondorf.
"I'll deal with you first!" Ganondorf grabbed the other sword and charged as well.
*SLIRTCH!*
Both blades impaled the other in the chest. The resulting speed was so great, that the smoke dissipated, revealing that, in the rush to kill the other. Both of them had made a mistake.
"Ah… Shit. That's my sword sticking out of my chest isn't it?" Deadpool asked.
"Yep." Ganondorf responded before keeling over, "Urgh! Blasted… Silver!"
"*COUGH!* Don't insult the dead like that." Deadpool quipped as he shot his gun in Ganondorf's head.
*BANG!*
"HA! - Oh, it hurts to laugh." Deadpool coughed, "Thank God for the mask keeps the blood from spilling out."
"Urgh…"
"Heh - urk! And people said my emergency werewolf bullet was useless. Shows… What they… know…" Deadpool succumbed to the carbonadium.
Ganondorf started to pull himself to his new target: Kitty Pryde.
"You… Now… Die!" Ganondorf crawled towards Kitty.
Kitty started to panic. The percentage was only rising slowly.
"C'mon, Mew!" Kitty pleaded, "hurry! Please!"
Ganondorf threw the sword in his chest at Kitty.
"AUGH!" Kitty's lung was impaled by the blade.
Ganon slowly crawled his way to the two that were there. He ripped the blade from Kitty and loomed over Mewtwo.
"Now, Mewtwo. You fall."
*DING!*
"What was that?"
*Bzzrt!* "Likelyhood of timeline occurance now at 0%. Mission has 100% chance of success."
"DIN DAMMIT!"
Moments ago, in Universe A…
"Now Mewtwo," Ganondorf said as he raised his arm to prepare a blast of dark magic, "You fall." He tried to blast the Psychic.
Keyword here, being 'try' of course.
"WHY! ISN'T! THIS! WORKING?" He punctuated each word with an attempted blast.
"Looks like you're unfamiliar with my Ability." Mewtwo chuckled, "PRESSURE makes you use up twice as much power for a single move than it would normally take to perform!"
"WHAT?"
"But now that that's done…" Mewtwo continued as he broke out of the stone bonds that Ganondorf trapped him in, "LET'S GO MEGA!"
Mewtwo transformed into his Mega Evolution form. Mega Mewtwo Y.
"I'm sending you to the upper atmosphere." Mewtwo taunted, "Say hi to the Storm Hawks for me."
There was a moment of silence between the two until Ganondorf spoke up.
"The who?"
"No. The Storm Hawks. They're a team who fight evil in a world where they use transforming technology and mystical crystals."
"Sounds like that blonde's world."
"It really does now that I think about it."
"So…"
"Hmm? Oh right." Mewtwo flung Ganondorf high into the air. And he was screaming the entire way.
"Now then…" The psychic turned towards the two masters of earth. Toph had the upper hand now that Gaara wasn't able to think clearly. Mewtwo had ensured that the increase in power would follow like Goku's original Saiyan power boosts.
The more power generated, the less focused they would become. And with Ganondorf out of the picture, Gaara's dark power boost should be wearing off in about-
"AUGH!"
*SQUARCH!*
"Another decapitation." Mewtwo noted, "It's always a decapitation. Why can't it ever be bisection or blowing them up from the inside- wow I need therapy."
*CRASH!*
"Oh, Ganondorf. You're just in time to see your plan fall apart."
"It would have been glorious though." Ganondorf coughed, "I was going to remake the whole world. All in my image…"
"Well, that would have been a disaster." Mewtwo quipped, "You're ugly."
X: Okay, we're just about done here. All that's left is our rather short epilogue, and we're good to go.
Wade: How was writing this?
X: I'd like to say that I had fun with some parts, not so much fun with others, but writing out those alternate timeline battles was very enjoyable.
Pinkie: Shoutout to anyone who makes some fanart.
X: We mean that. We will give you a shoutout.
Alexis: Tweet tweet chirp tweet?
X: That part is my only regret. I basically point that out, and all of a sudden, people bitch about me.