Maelstrom Naming Conventions
Maelstrom recruiter: Alright kid, you got chipped with a decent set of Mantis Blades. You'll need a street name now, ain't no one gonna call you by your meat name round here. Balackey is dead, who are you now?
Blake: ...It's actually Blake.
Maelstrom recruiter: Yeah, sure, sure. Fucking meat can't even get his meat name right
Blake: ...Uhhh
Maelstrom recruiter: Look kid just pick a fucking name from this book.
Blake: This is a car parts catalogue...
Maelstrom recruiter: Yeah, I know. Fuck, you kids get dumber every year. Look just pick any of the names not crossed out.
Blake: Throttle Body, Solenoid? Muffler, Oil Pressure Sensor, AC Stepper Motor...
Maelstrom recruiter: Don't bother trying for Right or Left Stepper Motor, 2 inputs took them.