Rogue was staring at the screen.
She then looked over to Wonder Woman.
She stared back at the screen.
The striped mutant repeated this action several times until Diana finally spoke up.
"What?"
"How did I beat you again?"
"You drained my powers, remember?"
"You are faster than light!" Rogue argued, "And why didn't you bring your sword?"
"You would have disarmed me. You were trained to do so, remember?"
"How would that have- Wait. Never mind." Rogue sighed, "The Mystique imprint just told me fifteen different ways to get rid of your swords."
"How many of them involve grabbing me from behind, and putting me in an armlock while draining my powers?" Diana asked.
"Three."
"Oh…" Diana trailed off, "That's-"
"And now Logan just gave me five more. Ugh." Rogue bemoaned.
Diana patted Rogue on the back, "There there. At least your comment section isn't as bad as the new one."
"But I actually beat Thor once!" Rogue bemoaned, "He got in close, and I just grabbed onto him!"
"The old war between your team and the Avengers, right?" Diana asked.
"Yep." Rogue clarified, "Seriously though, what are some of the comments saying?"
"Oh, the usual." Diana waved off, "I only won because I'm a woman in 2017, or that they're DC fanboys-"
"Yeah, must be why I beat you." Rogue rolled her eyes.
Diana carefully, but playfully messed with some of Rogue's hair, "See? You're already making light of our fight. Good to have you back."
"I mean, obviously DC fanboys would make Batman lose to Spider-Man." Rogue quipped.
"I was about to say that. Did my imprint tell you that?"
"Yeah…" Rogue awkwardly chuckled, "It feels so long since a lot of us just laughed at these comments."
"I wonder what happened to those times." Diana said aloud.
"Probably not enough idiotic comments like this one." Rogue pointed out.
"Oh wow." Diana blinked, "Just wow."
"This is just so stupid, that I can't help but laugh!" Rogue wheezed with the other woman.
"I…" Diana laughed just as hard, "I can't even fathom how someone would be this ignorant. Wasn't that event decided by fan votes or something?"
"Yep."
"Okay, how exactly did you lose? You were tougher than the broad!" Vegeta snarled.
"I told you when we were doing that stupid escort mission." Thor replied, flipping a page in the book he was reading, "She kills Gods, and I am one. It's like questioning why a campfire gets put out by a firefighter." He was getting tired of this. Vegeta had been grumbling for a long time about this.
"But can we agree that I would beat her?" Vegeta asked.
"If it will make you shut up, then yes. You would beat Wonder Woman." Thor sighed.
"What do you mean by 'if it will make me shut up'?" Vegeta questioned, "Are you implying that the Prince of all Saiyans would lose to her?"
"You said it, not me." Thor replied, turning another page in his book.
"I would destroy her!" Vegeta boasted.
"You sound like the youtube comments that are complaining that I lost." Thor replied, "Complete with the overconfidence."
"I have an attack that can cut of the tail of that idiot Kakarot's son."
"Wait, are you calling Goku an idiot, or Gohan?"
"Yes."
"Hmm. Must be why he beats you so often."
"Yeah, I- HEY!" Vegeta growled, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?"
"What I mean, is that your win-loss record against the other Saiyan is rather… stacked."
"THAT IDIOT DOESN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO THE PRINCE OF ALL-"
*CLANG!*
"Thanks." Cap replied.
"No problem." Android 18 replied, giving the shield back to the Captain, "The guy was busting a drum."
"Hrmm." Thor nodded in agreement, letting his healing factor patch up his eardrums, and turned the next page of his book.
"So, you excited to see your buddy?" Zoro asked Gaara.
Gaara grunted. He wasn't excited to find yet another ninja was entering the fray, but he was looking forward to seeing his friend.
"Look, man. Ever since Cloud's Sky Team took down that orbital monster spawner, there hasn't been much to patrol." Zoro pointed out, "Least you could do is try to hold a conversation."
Gaara just grunted again. The only real thing he had to look forward to was having someone to complain to when it came to being mistreated by the hosts. If it weren't for the fact that Mewtwo had convinced him that a rematch wasn't worth it in the long run.
"We're on patrol right now." Gaara responded, "Can we pick this up later?"
"Sure." Zoro shrugged.
*BOOM!*
"More debris?" Gaara sighed.
Zoro looked off in the distance, "Looks like it. Wanna take care of it?"
"May as well." Gaara jumped off and prepared his sand for combat.
X: I originally planned to have this chapter planned out by Wednesday, and buff it a bit more by Friday, but Death Battle Technical issues. It doesn't just affect Death Battle. This was supposed to be a lot longer…
Wade: Must feel nice to get back to making fun of youtube comments instead of, y'know…
X: Like you wouldn't believe. Why the hell did I stop doing that?
Pinkie: Because it got old after about thirty chapters.
X: … Right. Eh, screw it. Making fun of youtube comments gives me a catharsis that nothing else can give me.
Alexis: Chirp chirp tweet?
X: A song parody of me getting happy over it? What song could I possibly reference for that?
