"How? Just… HOW?"

"We… uh…" Wolverine actually looked sheepish at the question.

"I'm waiting." Cloud added.

"Heyyy… Cloud!" Iron Man slurred, "Have I ever told you how *urp* awesome your hair is? It reminds me of Steve's!" he slurred again before collapsing on the floor.

*CLUNK!*

"We were doing a drinking game…" Wolverine replied, "Take a shot for every comment complaining about the result."

"That one?" Cloud cried out, "please tell me that you weren't doing it on Goku's fight with Superman!"

"Uh, no…" Wolverine replied.

"The second fight?"

"No."

"Gaara's fight with Toph then?" Cloud asked.

"No." Logan said.

"Spider-Man's fight with Batman?" Cloud asked, "I still think Batman should have won…" He added under her breath.

"Heard that, and no." Wolverine responded, "'sides, there's no way that Batman could beat the Web-Head in durability."

"Whatever." Cloud waved off, "Which video was it?"

Logan gave Cloud a pointed look.

"Ya know, your best friend slash girlfriend is a bartender. I don't think that you have the right to lecture me about alcohol-"

"It was Thor's fight with Diana, wasn't it?"

"Yeah it was."

Cloud smacked his head, "How hard is it for fanboys to accept that a woman can be just as capable, or in some cases, even more capable as a man? Is it really that hard?"

"ANOTHER SEXIST COMMENT! ANOTHER DRINK!"

"I was hoping that she wouldn't be in there." Cloud sighed, "Give me a moment to grab someone to reign in Carol."

*CRASH!*

"Might wanna hurry on that one, bub."

"So, let me get this straight;" Luthor continued, "You made a paradoxical dimension that had even less heroes in it, and lost to a psychic?"

"I don't want to talk about it." Ganondorf grumbled.

"How did you even make a paradoxical timeline event?" Eggman asked, "That world shouldn't even exist without it itself already existing!"

"I don't know!" Ganondorf snarled, "All I know is that I got a message from my other self to build the device and provoke some idiot fanboys into pressuring the hosts into doing a rematch between those two rock throwers."

"When you say some, how many do you-"

"They're fanboys." Ganondorf grunted, "You tell one of them that the hosts will redo a battle if they cry out enough, and they're putty in your hands."

"I'll admit that it is spectacular as to how easy it is to manipulate disgruntled fans into basically doing your dirty work." Lex trailed off, "I wonder if I can use that the next time I run for president…"

"So, Ganny!" Joker dropped in, "Who else was in that other world of yours? Me? Lex? Ol' sourpuss back there?" He pointed to Nightmare.

"Both of you were in it from what I recall." Ganondorf mentioned, "Nightmare was not though."

"What else happened? You shouldn't have lost that easily unless you lost your temper." Lex pointed out, "What'd they do? - call you 'Ganondork' or something?"

Ganondorf was quiet for a moment.

"Really? You let that old joke get to you?" Lex asked, "That one's so old, not even the clown would use it."

"Well it could be worse." Joker mentioned, "He might have also gotten upset at the whole 'Melee Clone' insult too. But I'm sure that Ganny here wouldn't fall for that- you fell for it didn't you?" He asked when he noticed Ganondorf looking away.

"They just did it so often!" Ganondorf complained, "It was like reading angry comments about whether my name is 'Ganon' or 'Ganondorf'! It just got old after a while, and having it brought back up just… AUGH!" He slammed the bar, basically cracking it in half.

"Careful!" Lex reprimanded, "We don't get a regular repair crew like the heroes do. We have to be conservative with our money when it comes to repairs."

"Speaking of conservative, Red Skull was actually in that alternate timeline." Ganondorf realized, "Nobody liked him, though."

"Nobody likes Red Skull." Eggman pointed out, grabbing some of his tech to try to repair the bar, "Not even Joker likes him."

"Ugh, I swear!" Joker ranted, "If he wasn't immune to my toxin, I'd see how he likes being trapped in a gas chamber!"

"Why'd you set him off like this?" Lex asked, "Now we're going to have to wait two hours until he stops this rant of how he would kill Red Skull."

"What? You don't think he deserves it?"

"Hell no! The wannabe dictator can go be eaten by Doomsday for all I care, but that doesn't mean I want to have Joker drop his entire persona of the day just to hear him talk about how he'd make Red Skull quote, choke on his crowbar, unquote."

"I'd make sure it would be my extra rusty crowbar too!" Joker added in.

"I don't like having to psionically sober people up, you know." Mewtwo grumbled.

"Well, it's appreciated." Cloud said, "Now I have to carry Carol to her room so she can deal with the hangover." He left, carrying Carol over his shoulder

"Next time," Mewtwo turned to Wolverine, "Only play your drinking games with people with intense healing factors, or can be more easily contained."

"Hey! We made sure that Tony had no access to his armor before he joined in." Wolverine protested, "Give us credit for that!"

"Keep pushing your luck, and I'll convince you that X-Men Origins is your actual origin story." Mewtwo threatened.

"You do that, and I'll make sure to make you as blind as Matt." Wolverine growled.

"It's days like this that make me wonder if saving the timeline was worth it or not." Mewtwo grumbled.

"Really? Do you really expect us to believe that crap?"

"We believed you when you said that Kitty went back in time to- Why did they make you the one to go back in time?"

"I was the one who could survive the trip. - That's what the execs said anyways, I think that they were just tryin' to milk Hugh Jackman before he left the project."

X: Believe it or not, before the notes here, the exact word count was 1000. On the dot.

Wade: That's neat. You excited for the upcoming battle?

X: I'm more excited to make fun of the Youtube Comments. There are so many of those to the point that I could make a career out of making fun of them.

Alexis: Chirp chirp chirp?

Pinkie: Oh good, the disclaimer. I thought we stopped that for some reason.