Oh boy, I can see where this would go.

The intervention of Jun
Hiromi was worried, Motoko had messaged her about needing help with something personal a week ago. Telling her prepare for anything, and when she asked Motoko what was happening, she had been stunned to say the least.

A Intervention for Juns XXL burrito addiction.

At first she asked if she was okay, if anything had happened! Thankfully no, Jun just had been more irritable thanks to the fact he had to go out to get his five burritos a day addiction instead of his usual twenty at home binge he used to do at home in their old apartment.

Those inbuilt vending machines were a constant supply for Jun with it inbuilt auto supply systems, thinking about it were better engineered than the whole megabuildings come to think about it.

Getting off topic, She had asked how serious she was and what she said shocked her even further than she already was.

She called everyone, Jun's boss, his comrades, his groupies! she had called everyone with even a lick of connection to Jun.

Which lead to here and now, as she saw Jun tied to a bolted down chair with metal-chain strong enough to make Adam-Fucking(his actual middle name, Hiromi had learnt)-Smasher stop killing for five minutes holding the brother of the gremlin with a cute ass called Mokoto, she wondered...

'Are we gonna live? Jun looks mega-pissed.'

"Bro, do you know why you are here?"

"Because I licked you chocolate? Because I took your rocket launcher to shoot a scav base without telling you? Or perhaps because I showed Hiromi your baby photos?"

Mokoto was looking more and more peeved as each question and giggle came. She didn't know why she was pissed with photos though, she was a cute baby. Hiromi had almost felt something when looking at those but a shard program had actived, something her dad gave her, 'Protect Daddy's little angel program' she felt more peeved after find out what that did but that was for later. Now, now was the time to watch this trainwreck of a intervention.

"No Jun we are here because you need help."

"Help?"

"Yes Jun" Said Fujimura "You are addicted, and we are here to assist you."

"Addict- Mokoto! what have you been telling people?!"

"Nothing!" cried out one of the groupies "Everyone can see it! Hell, during the talks a Maelstrom member came to us and gave use a rehab pamphlet! You need help! W-we c-can't se you l-like this!" she continued until she was in tears.

"What! What do you think I'm addicted to!" shouted Jun as the groupie started to cry louder.

Mokoto then shouted with such passion and pain it could make a Maelstrom member cry...if they had tear ducts.

"Your XXL Burrito addiction Jun! Do you not see how its tearing us- no you! apart!"

Jun started to look really angry "I am not addicted to XXL Burritos! They are just good!"

"No they are not! Thats just your addiction talking!"

As the argument continued Hiromi heard a small chuckle beside her, turning her head she saw the oddity in the room.

Adam Smasher watching the intervention like it was a sit-com.

"Why are you even here?"

"Heard there was going to be a cyberpsycho here, found this shitshow here instead Meat"

"You really are a jackass aren't you?"

"Damn right Meat, now shut up before I turn you into a statistic. Haven't seen shit this good since Yorinobu and his Brat had their hissy fit."