"So, not for nothing but… what's up with that Terry kid being your kid?"

"Jealous that I have a son, Tony? I didn't think that was some big secret." Batman snarked back.

"How do you get around more than me?"

"Don't you have Pepper?" Batman asked, "Why are you so fixated on how many relationships I've had?"

"When did you not use protection?" Tony asked, "I mean, I've had sex enough times that-"

*BANG!*

"Ow…"

"Dude. We have to keep this fic T rated!" Deadpool called out, "We can't have explicit talks about that sort of stuff!"

"Whatever it is, it can't be worse than what Tifa did to people when they implied that she was in a relationship with Yang." Batman replied.

"I don't miss that one bit." Tony replied, "I still have flashbacks to that time they tested out their team attack on me." He shuddered.

"I miss that running gag." Deadpool mentioned, "I mean, those two had some pretty good chemistry together, and fought real good."

"Whatever you're talking about, I don't even care." Tony replied. He turned to face Batman, "Now Bats, I'm pretty sure we were talking about your kid- where'd he go?"

"HA!" Deadpool laughed, "Classic Batman!"

"So, if Terry is Bruce's kid, then is Miguel yours?"

"What brought this on Brock? I don't have any kids. Except that alternate timeline one that I had with MJ." Spider-Man was already irritated that he had to come back to show Miguel the ropes about the place. Having to listen to Venom's insane theories didn't really help.

"I just figured, there's got to be some reason he's got a lot of your tricks. Even has that old organic webbing that you used to do" Venom replied.

"He's also a guy who compared messing with the fabric of reality to bread mold. I'm pretty sure that he's got no relation to me at all."

"Wasn't that during our Anti-Venom days? Whatever happened to those?"

"People liked you better when you were tormenting me specifically." Spider-Man deadpanned.

"But it was pretty fun. We'd torment you, you'd get the upper hand on us, then Carnage would come along, and we'd team up to take him down. Good times."

"First thing I'm going to do is show Miguel what a toaster is. Apparently, they don't have those in 2099."

"Seriously?"

"He had no idea what it was. Shock if I know. Great! Now I'm saying it!" Spider-Man groaned.

"Saying what?"

"'Shock.' It's some stupid thing the people in 2099 say in place of conventional swears." Spider-Man clarified.

"Like when Mary Jane used to say 'To the blazes with you'?" Venom asked.

"I forgot we used to talk like gold prospectors from the 1800s." Spidey quipped.

"Up top."

The two high-fived each other without needing to look up from what it was they were doing. Which, was wrecking people online at Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite.

"The graphics and visuals suck, but you have to admit, the gameplay is awesome." Venom mentioned as the 'hood' came down to reveal Brock's face.

"I don't like my level three super. Super moves shouldn't involve outside interference." Spider-Man grumbled as he managed to land the aforementioned attack on his opponent,which was a Mega Man X at the moment, "Imagine if there was a story mode. The attack wouldn't make much sense in certain stages."

"Like that Wonder Gal's super move in that one video game?" Eddie asked.

"First off, it's Wonder Woman. She had a big cinematic hit before the ensemble movie she has with Batman, Flash, and the other guys who haven't had a battle yet." Spidey commented.

"We were blanking on a name, alright?" Eddie complained, "And not all of us can have a cinematic hit or an opportunity to appear on the big screen for more than ten minutes!" he snarled as the 'hood' of Venom reappeared and he readied for a battle.

"Incendiary." Spider-Man nonchalantly muttered as he tossed a device at Venom's face.

"What the-"

*FWOOM!*

"AUGH!" Venom started running around in pain, "OUR FACE! OUR BEAUTIFUL FACE! IT BURNS!" He ran out to find a fire extinguisher to put out the flames.

"What was that about?" Batman asked as he entered the room.

"Eh, Eddie was getting a bit testy, so I lit his face on fire." Spider-Man shrugged, "You wanna go?"

Batman shrugged as he picked up a controller, "Robin played an expy of this game on the Batcomputer." He mentioned, "We had a few bouts where we would go at each other. He'd win some, I'd win others."

"He actually beat you?" Spider-Man asked, as he selected his characters (Himself and Dante, of course).

"I'm an expert in real life martial arts." Batman said as he selected his own characters (Strider and Iron Man), "Not fictional ones in video games." He clarified.

"Well, alright then. Ready to live and let die?" Spidey asked in his competitive mode voice.

X: Catching the new Justice League movie today. If you want a review on it, I can do that in a later chapter, if you want.

Wade: I'm going to presume that you're talking to the audience, and not us.

X: Yep. So, what do you think is going to be the fight after this one?

Wade: It's probably the finale. So, it'll be something big.

Pinkie: Big like Galactus?

Wade: You stole my segway into that line.

X: Can't steal something if you left it out on the streets for someone to pick it up.

Alexis: Chirp chirp!