Had to do it, I'm not sorry about it.
"Fujimura already gave you the apartment before you ever tried to convince me to move didn't he?" I accused him, eyes narrowed as I prepared for the answer I already knew.
Jun blinked realizing he was suddenly standing in the middle of a minefield.
"Nooo?" He said.
"It doesnt matter," I said. "I made my own place and it's mobile too!"
"You have your own..." He hesitated for a moment. "Wait, did you say 'made'?"
~One hour later, middle of the badlands~
"It's really cool right?" I said trying not to be too smug.
"...I have questions." Jun spoke in an almost eerily calm manner.
"Like?" I asked.
"How? When?"
"I already told you, I made it." I scowled at his lack of reaction. "And in my spare time." My house was cool damnit!
"And more importantly..." He took a deep breath. "WHY THE FUCK MOTOKO!" Jun suddenly shouted pointing at my mobile house.
"IT'S COOL AND AWESOME JUN-NII, THAT'S WHY!" I shouted back, he was just jealous my home was cooler than his.
"IT LOOKS LIKE IT CAN WIN ALL FOUR CORPO WARS AT THE SAME TIME!"
"Nooo?"
Jun glared. And pointed really hard at my creation.
"For the honor of the regiment!"
"...Yes."