"So, how long until you come in to do your 'big damn hero' moment in the upcoming movie?"

"I don't know Tony." Cap smirked, "Do you think the Sokovia Accords will let me slam a shield in Thanos' face before checking with the UN first?"

"Cap, you and I both know that none of us really give a rat's ass about the accords. It's just some publicity thing that I opted for because it would make the public feel safer around us."

"You walk around in a weaponized suit of armor, Tony." Hawkeye pointed out, "In fact, most of the problems we faced in the movies can be traced back to you or your family."

"Really?" Tony asked, "Name one."

"I can name three." Cap butted in, "Your dad took the Tesseract, which is what led S.H.I.E.L.D to experiment on it, and led to Loki's invasion of New York."

"Then there was the time you made Ultron. Pretty sure none of us had anything to do with that."

"Okay, for starters, Bruce also had a hand in that-"

"You pressured him." Hawkeye countered.

"And two, it still worked out in the end. We got Vision."

"Wanda's brother died."

"Still bitter about that, by the way." Quicksilver said before running off as quick as he entered.

"What's he doing?"

"Spectating a race between Sonic and Mega Man." Dante said as he walked in, "What are you guys talking about?"

"Our trailer hit recently."

"I'm aware of that."

"And we're just pointing out all the mistakes that Tony made that caused things to go to hell."

"Like that time that he let the president get kidnapped because his suits weren't hack-proof?"

"Make it four then." Hawkeye grumbled.

"Wait, what was the other reason?"

Before Cap or Hawkeye could answer, Dante butted in again, "The time you were an ass, and basically created A.I.M."

"Wow. Five. Five reasons why Tony's a crap leader." Hawkeye realized.

"There was also that expo that nearly killed thousands of people. Even a young Peter Parker apparently." Dante added.

"Sorry for butting in on this conversation. I have sensitive hearing, by-product of my super-seeing, and did I hear that you nearly endangered a Young Peter Parker before he got his powers or something?" Miguel asked as his 'eyes' narrowed on the Armored Avenger.

"Uh…"

"I had to do a bunch of shocking time travel to save his life and the future!" Miguel brandished his claws in Tony's faceplate, "Do that again, and I'll shave off more than a few strands of your stupid beard."

"You really think you could pull that off?"

"Thank god, I thought I was the only one who thought it was stupid."

"Clint!" Tony cried out, "Why have you forsaken me?"

"Okay, one: You don't say 'forsaken.' You're not Thor, so stop trying." Clint replied, "Second: It makes you look like a seedy Exec with a substance problem. I thought you kicked your alcohol problem a while ago, so why are you still looking like you haven't?"

"Seriously, Stark. Even my brother hates alcohol- Actually, he might find a guy named Tony who's an alcoholic to be someone he wants to kill." Dante realized.

"Where did that come from?" Miguel asked, "I don't remember that from the games."

"Novel. Look it up." Dante replied.

"And here I thought seeing two spiders and two bats playing poker was going to be the weirdest thing this week." Tifa commented.

What our favorite brunette brawler was referring to was something that you didn't see all too often.

Who knew Samus ate birdseed?

"Wot?" Samus asked before swallowing, "You'd eat trail mix as a snack, what's so different about me eating birdseed?"

"You're seriously comparing birdseed to trail mix?" Tifa asked.

"Hey," Samus countered, "When I saw Rogue eating a turkey, I freaked out!"

"Seriously?"

"You get raised by birds, you tend to act like them. Be happy I don't do my buisness on your car."

"I don't own a car." Tifa replied.

"Be happy that I don't do my business on the outdoor tables you have a Seventh Heaven."

"We got rid of that after actual birds did their business there." Tifa shot back.

"Whatever. Do you miss your blonde?" Samus asked with a sinister smile on her face that Tifa had somehow missed.

"What are you talking about? Cloud's in the other room and - I hate you so much." She realized.

"It's just too easy now." Samus giggled.

"Did you just giggle?"

"Oh, c'mon." Samus replied, "This is really the only place where I have any actual friends. I don't really have many of those back in my own world." Samus said, a little sullen.

"It's alright." Tifa comforted, "I'm pretty sure that Rosalina will show up soon, and you two can."

"WHO TOLD YOU!" Samus roared, chasing after Tifa.

"Now you know how it feels!" Tifa yelled back, running as fast as she could.

X: So, who's excited for The Last Jedi?

Wade: Yo!

Pinkie: Me!

Alexis: Chirp!

X: Alright. Majority consensus. Major hype!